1. The devil shakes a pitchfork, the grim reaper swings a scythe… So is farming a big thing in the underworld?
2. If snails are so slow, how come nobody sees them coming? It's always like bam!!, there's a snail.
3. The first parents ever to have identical twins must have been really confused.
4. Youngest person alive – that must be a world record that gets broken the most often.
5 . I'm ready to bet that dinosaurs were similar to dogs. The huge ones were calm and relaxed while the small ones were the yappy, snappy little bastards.