1. What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..?
If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t.
2. When 3 people have sex, it's a threesome. When 2 people have sex, it's a twosome.
Now I understand why they call me handsome.
3. "Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"
"Well, why don't you ask your sister?"
"But I don't have a…
4. A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.