Three nuns are chatting and doing laundry in their convent. The first nun says to the other two:
"I was searching through Father's room the other day, and you know what I found? A bunch of lewd magazines!"
The second nun asks: "Well what did you do with them?
First nun: "Well I threw them away of course!"
Second nun: "That's nothing! When I was cleaning Father's room the other day, I found a pack of condoms!"
First nun: "Well what did you do with them?"
Second nun: "Well I poked holes in them of course!"
The third nun faints