6. A box of condoms, please.
That'll be 3,99. Do you want a bag with it?
Nah I'm OK. She's actually quite pretty.
7. It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
8. What do you call a dog with no legs?
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Doesn't really matter what you call him, he won't come anyway.
9. Why are orphans unable to play baseball?
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They've never known what home is.
10. "Siri, why am I still single?!"
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Siri activates front camera.