Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Them: Bitch.
You: call me a b*tch again i dare you.
Them: Bitch
You: That's right b*tches do what their told.
Teacher: Why are you here so early?
Student: Because my mom told me to go to Hell...
Roses are red. Violets are blue. God made us beautiful. What the f*ck happened to you?
Guy: FAIL!!
Me: no one asked you for your life story.
Say addicted after everything I say.
drugs.
"addicted"
alcohol.
"addicted"
What hit you in the face last night?
"A dick did"
hahahaha
"f**k you"
Me: "Dude, I got my first kiss!"
Friend: "Your mom doesnt count."
me: "Ya, but yours does."
Parents: "You need to stop watching TV, and read more!"
Me: *turns on subtitles*
Mom: Make your bed!
Me: Why do i have to make if i'm going to sleep again?
Mom: Why do you wipe your ass if you going to shit again?
Me:...
Me: dad i got detention today.
Dad: why?
Me:the teacher pointed at stick at me and said there is an idiot at the end of this stick.
Dad: then what?
Me: i asked which end ?
Dad: that's my boy