Jason kept opening his mouth but couldn't say anything.
He even stood up and approached the teleprompter to read if it really is dildos. He sat down and looked at the reporter.
"Is this some sort of sick joke? I am a distinguished war analyst who served on many battles against Canada and Russia. And you're making me sit here and talk about dildos?" Jason glared.
"Si-Sir! It's really the report! This is also the first time I'm reading it!" The reporter then turned back to the camera and continued.
"Mo-moving on. Let's read what the report has to say… Reports of bright light exploded out of the area where the Africans believe to be Fifth Fortress. In the Saudi Caliphate Region. The bright light was strong that those on the shore of Africa claimed to have seen a sun appearing and disappearing on the horizon. Ok… it looks like we are back in business. No more dildo nonsense… Thankfully." The reported laughed.
Jason's angry glare changed.
