- Dad, why is big cousin in his birthday suit?
- My dear, that is his costume...
- If that is his costume, is he supposed to be a baby? If that so where is his diaper? Did big cousin pooped in it? Should I bring him one from little sister?
- Your sister's diaper won't fit him it's to small.
- Then he can use mine. Mine is bigger than baby sister.
Then boy took a diaper from his small back back and went to Bryan while he said:
- Big brother you need to lay down so I can put the diaper. You're not small like my sister, you're tall like a giraffe.
Mike, Bryan, the kid's dad even Jini where shocked when they heard what the kid said. But that didn't stopped them from laughing.
- Come on, big brother let me put the diaper on you it will be a problem if girls come and see your elephant trumpet.
- What elephant trumpet? I don't have that.
- Yes you do. It's that thing you hide with your hands.
Everyone burst out laughing.
- Why do you call it that way? Mike asked the kid.
- Because it looks like that when we pee. You see the elephant shoots water with his, but we shoot pee with ours.
- But the elephant can sing with it, but we can't with ours.
- Mine can't, but daddy's can.
- What do you mean with mine can? The dad asked his son.
- Remember when you told me that you and mommy where making a little sister for me and that I can't come to your room because of that. I asked you then how you and mommy made me and how you are going to make my sister.
- I remember.
Then you told me that you have to sing with your elephant's trumpet for mommy to make my baby sister. But daddy you don't know how to sing with your elephant's trumpet like the elephant. He sounds better than you, all I heard then was really bad.
- You... you... were listening?
- Yes. I was curious how your elephant's trumpet will sound. But all I heard was some strange noises. Next time when you and mommy make another baby daddy you'll have to learn to sing better.
- Oh. So do you think you'll be able to listen next time? Asked the dad who could barely hold his laughter. Not to talk about the others who had tears in their eyes for laughing to much.
- There won't be a next time.
- What do you mean by that daddy? You won't keep your promise to give me lots of brothers and sisters?
- Do you plan to continue listening your mother and me when we are going to make another baby?
- Yes.
- Then... no. No more babies in the future.
- But dad...
- That's enough. Let's go find your mother.
- Ok daddy. The kid said while pouting.
- Big brother here is one of my diapers, if you need more later come find me.
- Kiddo this won't fit me.
- Why not? Is yours bigger than an elephant's trumpet?