My Apple has gone bad

"So one day I got up and eat a Apple but I realize it had bad taste yeah so I spit it out on the spot then I cried causes that was my only Apple, I worked so hard for my Apple now gone to waste."

*cries again*

"Hey.....I.....w...what the fuq are you talking about? I was just asking if you wanted an Apple." Patrick looked at the sad 'victim' carl. Oh carl you poor little duckling.

Carl's face darkened as he noticed the look of pity in his eyes, annoyed Carl got up to leave Patrick's dungeon of sleepiness as he was about to open the door he suddenly felt that the room got hotter he's back pore begin to sweat profusely, startled he turned around to see there where is childhood friend sat was replaced by a psychotic weirdo with a wide grin on his face holding a flamethrower.

"WTF PATRICK WHY DO YOU HAVE TH...THAT THING IN YOUR HAND!!????" Said Carl as he backed into the farthest corner from Patrick.

"Hehe it is a present for you Carl do you not like it? Aw man I made it especially for you but since you don't seem to like it then I shall try playing with it For y- eh carl? You okay man, hey carl Wake up!"

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Carl woke up with his whole body drenched with sweat. As he slowly begin to recall what happened he noticed a figure from the corner of his eye, panicked he swiftly turned around to face whoever was there. What he saw was a big bright pink coloured teddy bear with a little bow tie on it, stunned stupid, Carl's mouth was gaping open and he felt like he wanted to disinfect his eyes with bleach as what he saw was to....'bright'.

"I see you found my little present for you Carl, you seemed not to like my last gift so I got you something that you would definitely love, after all you went through you deserve something pretty besides me." Said a smug perverted looking Patrick leaning on the entrance of the door.

Carl's thoughts were all over the place after Patrick finished talking. After a few minutes of silences Patrick walked over to where the teddy bear was and hugged it. Inching closer towards Carl he then put the teddy in front of him and said in a teasing voice.

"Mr Bear Enorm say hello to Mrs Carl Enorm he is your mother and I Mr Patrick Enorm am your father"

"Mama" said Patrick in a childish voice.

Muffled laughter could be heard from Carl as he heard his best friend called him mama in a child like voice. Patrick looked at Carl's face turning red from trying not to laugh, he felt his heart squeeze at the thought of what happened to him, angry started to erupt from within him and it started to seep onto his face.

Carl noticed Patrick's mood suddenly change, started by the sudden change in emotion he gently took Patrick's hands and said

"Patrick what's wro-." Before he could finish his sentence Patrick glared at him, confused of why he got more mad Carl asked what was wrong.

"Hubby."

"Patrick what are you talking about?" Patrick glare intensified.

"Call me hubby"

"....."