hey that's pretty gay: holy shit the water's angry
smartass: bro this is a lab--that's not water, that's a SUBSTANCE
hey that's pretty gay: *whispers* you'll always be water to me
better person: oh yes that water is very a n g r y
smartass: i do not support objectophilia--
**the substance in the test tube is currently at a rolling boil.**
angry water: they see me rollin', they hatin'
hey that's pretty gay: what
better person: what
smartass: what