so if you haven't noticed

this e p i c story

used to be labeled "horror and thriller"

because it's hecking t h r i l l i n g (thrill me daddyyyy)

but i really thought about it--

"this is what my life is"

and i {{le epically}} changed it to r e a l i s t i c f i c t i o n because it's c l e a r l y r e a l i s t i c

(realistic me daddyyy---wait)

anyway

enjoy this trash can of things that i now call realistic

but it is

T H R I L L I N G