"Hello, Old Chen? It's your brother, Old Lu! Have you heard about it? Thank you, thank you! I'll see you at the hundred-day party on the ninth of next month. 2 sets of gifts? Nah, you'll have to come with 3 sets, because the doctor made a mistake, and it turned out to be triplets, not twins! You'll love my great-granddaughter when you see her."
Beside him, the security officer wiped at his sweat nervously.
If you keep doing this, he thought, you'll lose all your friends.
But Old Master Lu couldn't stop, and he made calls after calls, bragging about his great-grandchildren, especially his great-granddaughter, as if he was the only one who had a great-granddaughter.
The consequences of his actions, unbeknownst to him, was that many young adults who were around the same age as Lu Yi got a terrible scolding.