Look at my head
All the hairs there are dead
Now it's shiny
Instead
.
If I waxed the top of my head
Could we have dinner
By the light reflected there
Times ten
.
It's soft and it's smooth
But don't look too close
Or you'll be blind as a dad
.
So just give me a moment
While I buff it all up
Shining it nicely
Then like a new coin
Reflecting the light
You'll see it so clearly
Because it's shiny and bright