This poem
Superfluous
Is pointless
Only here to waste your time
Now read along
As I speak, of
Goblins and dragons, trolls and Knights
In a time long gone
.
Deep in the mountains
In a Valley that's hidden
There is a cave
Where a smoke has risen
For years upon end
For it tis a dragon's den
.
Pass through the smoke
Enter a place forbidden
See how it's all shiny?
How it sparkles and glitters?
There's coin upon coin
And gems piled high
And so many weapons
All kinds you can find
But not everything there
Shines
.
Look! see? creamy ivory white
The bones of the dead,
The nights who were greedy,
The unwise,
And those filled was dread,
All victims of,
A dragon sparkling red
.
This poem
Superfluous
Pointless
Can you carry on
.
Welcome to the goblin's den
A dirty, slimy, smelly place
Where they bring their loot
And all the damsels in distress
Left to suffer their abuse
.
Deep inside the goblin den
Far inside the Earth
Resides
A pathetic, fat, gross, dirty thing
Too ugly to be seen
That sickly yellow
Goblin king
.
He gazes down
Upon a maiden fair
Who's traumatized
As can be
.
Then with a lustful voice
In a grotesque language
Only he can speak
Says
"Kcus ym kcid uoy ytrid hctib"
Then opend her mouth
And shoved his cock inside
Semen flowed from her nose
As tears fell
From
her pretty blue eyes
.
Have you made it this far,
lesser-bean?
Can you continue on?
For this poem
Is superfluous,
Pointless,
Nothing here to be seen
Except a story
If you dare,
Continue to read
.
Down below
Beneath the bridge
A troll does call his home
And with a sharp clip clop
Of horses hooves unshorn
An angry troll
Does burst forth
Ready to take his toll
.
"I'm crossing here"
The man says
"The hell you is"
The troll replied
" Now give me toll, be gone, or die"
.
With his eyes narrowed,
His angry face,
Apocalyptic red
He pulls his sword
And prepares for battle
.
The man rushes forward
Thrusting the sword
At the foul creature's chest
But the troll just watches
Then laughs
As the sword breaks
Upon his stony flesh
.
And then with a swing
Of the trolls tree stump club
The man goes splat
And the troll
Goes back too bed
.
If you're still there
You may as well continue
For though this poem
Is superfluous
Pointless
The stories are almost done
.
A knight enters
A black castle
An evil mage's domain
In search of the princess
The damsel he's sworn to protect
.
From a distance
The mage calls forth
Legions of the undead
.
And the knight
Cuts the zombie
Heads clean off
Crushes the skulls
Of the skeletons
Stakes the vamps
And even the ghouls
Can't escape their second death
.
Until eye to eye
With the evil mage
He lifts his sword
And runs him through
.
He saves the princess
And gets his kiss
He brings her home
She's safe again
.
I can't believe
You've read this
Entire
Superfluous
Pointless thing
But here's your prize
The knowledge
Of your wasted time