Little Bo Peep
Lost her sheep
And didn't know where to find them
.
So she went to an inn
And there within
she ordered a mutton stew
And to her delight
It was cooked just right
.
So she called for the cook
That great crook
And asked
Where he had gotten the meat
.
Well I was walking along
When on the side of the road
I saw
Some sheep who's owners were gone
.
So I slaughtered them there
And Cooked them up here
Into your mutton stew
.
Well Little Bo Peep
Realized those were her sheep
So in a raging fit
She slaughtered that dick
Added salt, pepper and stock
And made him into a soup
.
Then she went to his house
And knocked on his door
And said
Hello miss
I hear your kids are sick
So I made them this soup
.
So being invited in
She brought it to them
And watched as they ate it all up
.
This is really good they cry
But what meat be this they sigh
And with a wicked grin
She did reply
That be crook
Now good bye