[Wake up Little Yan]
The system interrupted Hou Yan from his lucid dream.
When Hou Yan was about to plant his seed in Yunyun's garden using his hoe, he was interrupted by the system. Though the system knew what was happening during the whole time in his lucid dream, it waited for the best chance to disturb him.
"Morning~! Eh? Wait, why am I here? I thought..."
[That was just a dream, you virgin]
"NOOOOO!"
[AHAHAHA! Feels bad, doesn't it?]
"YOU! Why didn't you let me finish it!!?!?"
[Hehe, for my own entertainment purposes of course]
"Fuck you!"
[Hehe, virgin]
Hou Yan was really furious for being woken up from such a beautiful dream. He was enjoying a woman's body for the first time, yet this bitch of a system woke him up. If only it had a body, he would've spanked him.
[Would you like me to repeat the notifications?]
"Eh? S-sure."
[Yeet... Host has leveled up to Void Shattering Upper realm]
[Yeet... Host has leveled up to Void Shattering Peak realm]
[Yeet... Host has reached the peak of this world]
[Yeet... For accomplishing such feats, Host has received 50 million points... To receive more points for such feat, Host must reach the top in stronger worlds]
"WOAH! I reached the top?! And I got 50 million points?!"
[Yeet... Due to Host owing the System 50 million points, 50 million points have been subtracted from your balance]
[Yeet... Would host like to view his balance?]
Hou Yan was beyond shocked at what had just happened.
[Yeet... Bringing up Host's balance... Points: 00 (Host is broke as fuck)]
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU BASTARD!"
Hou Yan spewed out a liter of blood before losing his consciousness.
[HAHAHA. Maybe I went too far, but that was funny. Hais, he never gets old to impress me]
After a while, Hou Yan still didn't wake up so system decided to finally wake him up.
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*SLAP*
Hou Yan's face was slapped by an unknown force, but it was enough to bring him to his feet.
"What the fuck was that?"
[What?]
"Someone slapped me..."
[I didn't see anyone though. Looks like you are hallucinating]
[Forget about that and keep on exploring]
"Oh yes! By the way, how long was I unconscious?"
[Let's see... A whole month]
"WHAT!"
[*Pah* You think Primordial bloodline is as simple as you think? Even I the system is jealous of you]
"Eh? But you don't show it though?"
[There are reasons why I don't]
"Don't tell me you are one of those systems that wait till I reach a certain level and decide to take over my body and make..."
[Shut up. What are you, a superstitious bitch?]
"Ehm... I'm gonna keep on exploring now."
[Don't ignore me!]
Hou Yan ignored the system and kept on exploring the tomb. For a while, Hou Yan kept on walking down the same hall. When he finally saw a door he was happy, only to be crushed in a few seconds. When he opened the door, it was just a continuation of the hallway. Finally, after an hour of a walk, Hou Yan reached the end of the hall and there were two doors in front of him.
The first door was releasing gloomy aura while the other one was releasing calming aura. If it was some other MC, they would pick the gloomy one because they are some superstitious bitches, but Hou Yan wasn't. He took the door that was releasing a calming aura.
Thanks to his GREAT judgment, he was able to take the right way. The way he knew that was because, on the wall, there was writing that said 'GOOD JOB FOR PICKING THE RIGHT WAY'.
The room was bright and had a pond on the center. Around the pond were small creatures moving around. When the creatures detected Hou Yan's presence, they flew towards him with huge smiles on their face. It had been thousands of years since they had any visitor.
"WELCOME VISITOR" All of them shouted in a unison.
'Eh? What the fuck is this?'
"*Giggle* Oh visitor, you must be confused right? Let me help you clarify what we are and where you are."
One of the small creatures spoke. It looked old as if it was the wisest amongst all of them
"Right now, we are inside the Endoplasmic Reticulum and we are the ones who operate it."
"Eh? Isn't that an organelle of a cell?"
"Well..."
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White light covered Hou Yan and teleported him out of the tomb. Hou Yan was surprised by the actions of the system.
"Why did you teleport me out of there?"
[That creature was about to blabber its mouth like a bitch. It was going to ruin the fun]
"What fun?"
[You don't need to worry about it]
A new feeling arose in Hou Yan, which was suspicion towards the system. Why would it take him out there, and what was the fun stuff? Was it related to the reason why the world is like this?
Many questions were popping up in Hou Yan's head, but he didn't have the answer to any of them.
Meanwhile, the system was talking to itself.
[That damn Endoplasmic Reticulum operators. Are they trying to ruin the fun adventure of my master? Tch. Now he feels suspicion towards me]
(A.N. DUN DUN DUUUUN ''''MASTER'''')
[Oh, shut up author]
(A.N. .................)
[That's more like it]
**BACK TO THE STORY**
Hou Yan went towards the place where Yunyun was staying at. He needed to be informed about what had occurred during this month.
When he arrived there, Hou Yan went straight towards Yunyun's inn. There he felt her presence. She was sleeping soundly, ignoring everything. In order not to wake her up, Hou Yan snuck inside her room. Looking at her, he wanted to tickle his pickle in front of her while she took a nap, then let his pickle juice fly all over her face.
[What the fuck...]
'Ehm... Let us forget about it.'
"Yunyun, wake up."
"Hnng~"
"..."
"Eh?... KYAAA A PERVERT!"
"Who?! Me?"
"Eh? Is that you Hou Yan?"
"Oh, you finally realize it is me."
"But you look way different than before... You look... prettier than before."
She said the latter part while a red hue appeared on her cheeks. Hou Yan was surprised that she called him pretty.
'System did my appearance change?'
[You look sexier than ever. Every woman that sees you will either turn red or wet herself. Some might even chase after you in order to become your wife, concubine, or maidservant.]
'EHHHHHHHH? HAHA! I can finally make a harem.'
"Hehe, I know I am sexy as fuck, but you missed your chance."
"... why am I so stupid."
Was all Yunyun could mutter under her breath.
"I came back to ask what had happened during this whole month, from the time I dropped you off to now."
"Eh? You don't know what had happened during this whole month?"
"Hehe, sorry, somethings showed up and I was busy."
[Busy thinking about fucking her]
'Shut up.'
"OK."
"So when you left..."