Then, all of a sudden, Hou Yan instantly vanished from his spot. Before anyone could realize what had happened, a whole big enough for a human to fit through was made on the roof of the carriage. He looked at the two people inside the carriage with an expressionless face, but that didn't last long enough.
When he saw the woman who was on the carriage, Hou Yan could feel his big boy Tyrone turning as hard as stone as if it looked Medusa right in the eyes. His fell into a daze for a couple of seconds.
When everyone realized what had happened, some felt fear and respect for Hou Yan while, especially the man inside the carriage, felt hateful towards him.
"You!! How dare you damage the carriage of a noble!"
"Eh? It wasn't me who caused this hole though. I saw a ghost who made the hole and put me up here in order to frame me."
"Ghosts can't interact with tangible things so it couldn't have been them. You dare lie to me?!"
"But I'm not lying! How could I, a measly peasant who comes from a poor common family, be able to perform such actions. I dare not cause any trouble for a *cough*stupid *cough* noble like you!"
"Did you just call me a stupid noble?"
The man was releasing strong killing intent. If stares could kill a person, Hou Yan would've died 1000 times from this man's stare.
"Yikes, don't glare at me with those nasty eyes."
"You!"
"What? Sorry that the truth hurts. You are truly ugly. I don't even know why this beautiful lady is with you."
"You!"
The lady was giggling at what she was witnessing. Rather than being angry at Hou Yan for what he was doing, but was looking at him with encouraging eyes as if telling him to keep pissing the man off.
When the man saw Miss Yunyun's eyes, he felt like tearing Hou Yan into pieces.
"Guards!! Execute this peasant!"
40 experts jumped out of the shadows and ran towards Hou Yan with their swords.
Rather than being afraid, Hou Yan almost began to drool. He thought of the amount of experience he could get if he executed all of these guards.
"Yeet... Host has received a quest."
Quest: Kill em' all!
Details: Kill all of the 40 guards. Leave none alive.
Reward: Executioner's blade
"Now we are talking!"
When they saw Hou Yan's eyes, all of them felt fear. They saw eyes of predator that was looking at his preys.
Pulling out a dark sword, Hou Yan ran towards the guards. Because his physique was multiple times stronger than these guards, Hou Yan didn't think he would have any life and death battles with them. It would just be a one-sided brutal assault.
SLASH
SLASH
SLASH
Hou Yan was slashing his sword left and right. If only he had a strong sword. Because his sword wasn't that of a high-grade sword, he was having trouble killing them with few slashes.
"Sigh, maybe fisting them would be better."
Putting away his sword, Hou Yan began to fight them with his bare hands. When everyone, including the guards, saw this, they thought he went mentally insane.
"Why must we fight this insane person?!"
"It is what the young master said."
Two guards could be seen arguing against each other. One didn't want to fight Hou Yan while the other was telling him to do it because the young master ordered them.
With a big grin on his face, Hou Yan flew towards the guards and began to throw punches.
A slash came from behind but he ducked and threw a kick towards the enemy. When his foot touched the enemy's chest, his foot broke through his bones as if they were tofu.
"How weak was that guy?"
When the guards saw what had happened, fear began to creep into their heart. Unlike before, now they lost any motivation or reason to fight this guy. He killed their captain like he was nothing. Just one kick, he killed the captain that they couldn't even think of defeating.
"He is a monster run!"
All the guards began to run away. Seeing this, Hou Yan felt as if he lost something precious.
"NOO! Don't leave! Come back!"
Before going after the guards, Hou Yan looted the bodies of the ones he killed. When the people saw this, they didn't know whether to hate him or not. Afterward, he ran after them.
When the man saw what had just happened, he was flabbergasted. A person he thought was a commoner killed the captain of his bodyguards and even ran after the guards that were escaping. Did he truly wake up a sleeping tiger?
The lady, Miss Yunyun had a smug on her face. Watching the man's misfortune truly brightened up her day.
When the man saw the smug on Miss Yunyun's face, he was truly enraged, but he didn't act against her. He promised to himself, one day he shall ravage that slutty body of hers.
***Back to Hou Yan***
"Come back here my lovely villains!"
""Nooo! Stay away from us!!!"" x34 guards spoke at the same time.
"Hehe, how could I leave away such precious treasure like you alone!"
Picking up his speed, he launched himself at the nearest guard and began to pound him with his fist.
"AHAHA! EAT MY FIST YOU HORNY CUNT!"
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
When the rest saw what had just happened, they felt goosebumps. Even worse, the guard that was caught by Hou Yan went numb from fear. He pissed and shat his pants.
"Hehe, one down, 33 more to go! AHAHAHA!"
Looting the dead body, Hou Yan went after the rest. One by one, the guards were getting killed. With no one to stop this monster, not even the hidden experts who were watching this scene as it unfolded before their eyes.
"What shall we do about this fella?"
One of the experts spoke towards the others.
"I fear that if we left him to grow, we wouldn't stand a chance."
"Shall we strike him now, or wait till he gets tired from killing those lowly guards?"
"We shall wait. Although he may not be able to kill us, if we attack now, he might cause us damages. It's best to be safe than sorry."
"Alright, we shall wait and then strike."
Although Hou Yan was unaware of these experts hidden in the void, his mighty senses were tingling harder and faster than ever. He felt as if something really bad was going to happen soon.
But now wasn't the time to care. He needed to get all of these experiences. One after the another, Hou Yan kept on killing the guards until only one was left.
"No! Please let me live! I have a wife and a daughter! If I die, my wife will become a widow and my daughter will become fatherless!"
"Eh? Just tell me who your wife is and I will fill in your position for you!"
"NOOOO!"
Then turning the guy around, Hou Yan put all of his strength into his fist and launched it at the guard's butthole. When the experts caught sight of this, they clenched their buttcheeks together as if they were scared that they might be the ones getting hit by it. They were sweating buckets at seeing how merciless and sadistic and shameless this person was.
"We can't let him live!"
One of the experts spoke, and he immediately received nods from all of the other experts.
""
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM...
Hundreds upon hundreds of punches were being hit at the guard's butthole. The grotesque scene in front of Hou Yan would make anyone who never experienced a bunch of life and death battles before vomit out their organs.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
The guard was screaming in pain and eventually died from excessive pain to the butthole. His butthole has been torn apart so much that no one would think it was a gaping butthole, but rather something else. Forget about thinking of it something else, no one would even look at it, even if they were promised tons of money. Maybe Hou Yan would do it...
"AHAHAHA This feels so refreshing!"
'What the fuck am I witnessing...'
"Hm? Did you say something System?"
'Nope...'
"Oh ok."
In the void, one of the experts spoke.
"Shall we begin our assault now?"
"Yes"
All of them agreed.
Hou Yan not caring for anything that was happening or was going to happen, he began to loot their dead bodies. In his head, he heard a message he had truly been wanting to hear.
'Yeet... Host has completed the quest and received the following item.'
1. Executioner's blade
'Yeet... Would host like to level up his cultivation rank or increase his physique.'
"What would happen if I did the former?"
'I don't know. Find out on your own.'
"Hm? I believe having a strong physique should be the way and then getting higher in my cultivation."
'Yeet... Host has leveled up his Almighty Demonic Body 14/20.'
'Yeet... Host has developed a new skill... Fisting Arts: Thousand Fists Up Your Ass.'
Name: Hou Yan
Occupation: Alchemist
Cultivation: Core Formation peak level (0/12,000)
Physical Body: Void Shattering upper level
Special Skills:
- Dao of Fire
Martial Skills:
- Heaven Burning Punch 15/20
- Almighty Demonic Body 6/20
- Heavenly Steps 16/20
- Invisibility Arts 13/20
- Universal Bestowing 2/5
- Executioner's Slash 2/3 (Third level locked till Void Shattering realm)
- Fisting Arts: Thousand Fists Up Your Ass 2/10
"System can you explain the skill to me?"
'You want me to explain a skill you came up on your own? Pathetic."
"So what? I didn't come up with it intentionally."
'True... Fine, I will explain it to you.'
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Grade: ???
Details: A fisting technique that aims for a target's butthole and bombards it with a thousand punches. The aftermath will result in the target's butthole being ruined. The power behind every fist gets stronger by 2%. Warning, people will view you as a monster and try to stay away from you or try to eliminate you.
"Yikes! How did I even come up with it."
'It is due to your sadistic personality. When I was sealing it, it left behind a remnant of itself and influenced you a bit.'
While Hou Yan was conversing with the system, someone struck at him from behind. Unfortunate for him, Hou Yan ducked in order to pick up a coin that he accidentally dropped.
Seeing this, the expert was truly shocked. When Hou Yan felt the punch that missed him, his back began to soak with cold sweat. Yikes, if he were hit by it, he would truly be hospitalized for centuries.
Jumping far away from the mysterious expert that struck at him, Hou Yan began to question him.
"Who are you fatty?!"
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Author's notes
Yikes, I can't fit more words into that small tight thing below.
'- I was thinking of when this story finishes, I should transition it to a Naruto fanfiction and keep it going from there lol. I was thinking of the ending being something like he finds out he was playing virtual reality the whole time and he is a fat weeb who is a loser. Then at the end, he gets reincarnated in Naruto with the system points he never got to use.
I will be planning out the plot of the Naruto fanfic while writing this novel. Also, don't worry, I'm not gonna forcefully end this.'