*A while ago*
Fragrant peak's lord, Mu Tian, was coming back from a business trip. One thing everyone in the sect knew about Mu Tian was that he loved his mountain. It was said that he took a decade of his time just to plant tons of spirit medicines and help them mature. The mountain was first known as a spirit medicine trove but when people experienced Mu Tian's wrath, no one dared to pluck any more spirit medicines out.
But just his wrath wasn't able to stop some people. Not even the rule that forbids them from plucking spirit medicines stopped them. That's why mountain monitors were installed to guard the spirit medicines.
As he got near his mountain, his smile kept stretching and stretching till it reached from ear to ear but when he was in front of the mountain, the smile disappeared. It was replaced by a frown. One that could cause anyone who saw it feel bad for him. That was because someone actually dared to pluck out all his spirit medicines. Not even some but ALL!
The rage and sadness were truly building up in Mu Tian's body. They built up so high that they could pierce through the heavens. He couldn't contain his emotions anymore.
"WHO THE F*CK PLUCKED ALL OF THE SPIRIT MEDICINE FROM THE WHOLE MOUNTAIN?!? COME OUT HERE YOU SON OF A B*TCH!! WHOEVER STOLE ALL THOSE SPIRIT MEDICINES, YOUR MOM'S A H*E!!"
His shout rang across the entire sect. Even the sect master who was enjoying his tea was interrupted. Even the two disciples who were pounding each other to their heart's desire were interrupted before reaching climax. Truly a saddening thing if you thought about it.
Before you even plant your seeds in her sacred ground, getting interrupted by an old geezer and causing your seeds to malfunction is truly saddening. Who knows, maybe this could cause your woman to think you are impotent because you couldn't plant your seeds in the hole you dug in her sacred ground.
"Guards search for the fellow who did this! I want you to bring him alive so I can fuck him to death!"
When Hou Yan heard what the powerful expert said, he truly started to shiver in fear.
"Nooo!!! I don't want to be fucked to death"
'Hehe, don't worry. At first, it will hurt, but when you get used to it, you will truly feel extreme joy from it.
"NOOOOOOO!"
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"Mu Tian what happened? If I don't get a satisfying explanation, just know you will be thrown in the Prison of Abyss."
A hoarse voice could be heard from far away. The voice owner was an old guy who looked as if he was close to death but yet had a middle-aged aura emanating from him. Truly a mysterious being. That was who the sect master was.
"Sect master, you need to seek justice for me. Someone stole all the spirit medicine that I planted on the mountain."
"Huh? All? Who dares to be brazen and disrespectful towards my sect and dares not to share... I mean and dares to pluck out all the spirit medicines. Hmph, we must truly find this person."
Then the sect master amplified his voice so that the whole sect could hear him.
"Heed my orders, all elders need to search every single disciple and every inch of the sect for the fellow who stole all the spirit medicines!"
Hou Yan heard the voice of another powerful expert. Hou Yan was truly panicking right now. The powerful expert demanded all the elders to search for the fellow who had done that heinous act. How was he going to hide all of these spirit medicines? This was truly going to be a challenge!
Without waiting for a second, Hou Yan packed up all his belongings and decided to run away. He truly couldn't let them capture him or else he would get his tiny a*s fu**ed.
Hou Yan left his house and ran the opposite direction of where the sound came from. The direction he was heading was south, and at the south side was the south gate. This gate was usually guarded by outer court elders and disciples so Hou Yan was sure he could sneak away from them.
But Hou Yan made one mistake.
He forgot to go into invisibility mode!
While running towards the south gate, all of a sudden, a powerful force stopped Hou Yan in his track.
"Hold on young disciple. Where might you be headed and have your belongings been checked?"
When Hou Yan turned around, he realized that he wasn't in invisibility mode and that he was stopped by an inner court elder.
"Ummm... elder... might if you lift your powerful force off my body... it... is hard to breathe."
"Oh... my bad."
"Thanks, elder. To answer your questions, I am headed outside the sect in order to complete a mission and I have also been checked by an elder. Oh, there he is! Behind you!"
When the elder heard that the one who checked Hou Yan's belongings was behind him, he turned around to see if there was someone there but little did he know, he just got fooled.
Turning around, he noticed that Hou Yan wasn't there. This truly caused the elder's blood to rumble in fury.
"He dares to fool me?! Wait till I get my hands on you, I will truly turn you into my plaything!!"
Hou Yan was in invisibility mode and he stood on the side watching all of this unfold. He was truly lucky that he met a dumba*s elder. Haha, he fell for such a simple trick that was supposed to work only on little children. But hearing the elder's last words, it truly caused Hou Yan to clench his buttcheeks together and his back was soaked with cold sweat.
"Is every powerful being in this sect truly gay or what?!?!"
'Fun fact, only in Eternal Glory is there a large number of gay elders. The elders like to lure cute and charming disciples into their beds and make them experience 'heaven'. Hehe, you will truly be one of them soon.'
"NOOOO! I must leave this sect. I can't stay here anymore!"
Hou Yan ran away from the sect in the speed that rivaled even the speed of sound. He decided to temper himself and get used to killing and such. In this world, one must be cold and ruthless to his enemies, while supportive and caring to his closed ones. To achieve this, he needed to explore this world and find out what's so special about these forbidden grounds.
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*Back at the sect*
Everyone was searching and searching but they couldn't even find the one who stole them. It was like that person disappeared as if they never existed.
"Damn it!! How am I going to avenge my sweet little spirit medicines!!!"
"Calm down Mu Tian. You are a Peak Lord, you can't lose to your emotions. We will search for that thieve and capture him sooner or later."
"But we can't even find him in this sect!"
The sect master was truly trying to calm the Peak Lord Mu Tian down. All of a sudden, they were interrupted by an elder.
"Sect master, I have some information that might or might not benefit you."
The one who spoke was the elder who stopped Hou Yan before he left.
"Hm? Speak. What is it that you want to state?"
"Well... Although I didn't find the fellow who stole the spirit medicines, I found a rather intriguing disciple. You see, He was planning to leave from the south gates, where the weakest fellows are, but I stopped him and interrogated him. One the disciple realized that I was onto him, he threw a mysterious object at me which exploded when it got near and blinded me. Then the disciple escaped and I couldn't do anything due to being temporarily blinded."
The elder began to recap his moment with Hou Yan but lied about the way Hou Yan escaped his grasps.
"What?! How could you fall for a measly trick!?! How could you let him escape?!"
"Calm down Mu Tian. So, Who might this disciple be?"
"Although I don't know who this disciple is, I remembered how he looked like and here is a portrait of him."
The inner court elder pulled out a portrait and the person on it was truly Hou Yan.
"Hm? Looks to be a young inner disciple. Around the age of 16. Go and take this to the general affairs hall and seek for the background of this disciple!"
"As you wish sect master."
Then the elder flew towards the General Affairs hall.