A very, very long time ago there was a black book on an old man with a white beard's lap. The little book sometimes made a childish laugh while on the old man's lap to which the old man responded with a cheerful laugh.

"Now then little book. I think it is time you get off my lap. Santa has to give presents to the whole world." The old man said with a smile on his face.

But the book wouldn't take it. The old man was his and only his! He wants so many presents from Santa but Santa doesn't want to listen! Santa needs to be taught a lesson!

And so spacial cracks appeared all around sucking up all the gifts that Santa was about to send to the whole world. This made Santa very, very surprised.

"Little book, what is the meaning of this?" Santa said with a frown appearing on his face while you could hear his tone of voice darken.

Then a mad laugh escaped the little book while it said, "Santa! I want you to listen to all my wishes! You do not have a choice if you want the gifts! HAHAHAHA!"

(A/N; Oh no! Santa! Someone save Santa!)

The little book cleared its voice and was about to speak when a reindeer suddenly appeared and pushed the little book off of Santa's lap. This reindeer had a red nose while bulging muscles could be seen protruding from its body.

Then an ecstatic voice escaped Santa. "Rudolf! Thank god! We need to find the gifts and bring them to the children of the multiverse!"

"Don't worry about it Santa. I have got everything under control. The SE are already on the case." A manly voice escaped the deer's mouth as it stood with confidence flowing all around it.

"THE SPECIAL ELVES!? Good job Rudolf!" Santa said as he stood up with a cool smile on his face. But he turned cold when he looked at the little book. "Book, you will never return to the north pole ever again. LEAVE!" Suddenly Santa waved his arm into the air and a large spacial crack appeared behind the book as it got sucked up into nothingness.

"Let us go Rudolf! We need to find and bring the gifts to the multiverse's children!" Santa yelled as a large sleigh with his other eight reindeer appeared. Santa yelled, "Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen!"

Rudolf flew in front of the other reindeer as the harness of the sleigh connects itself to him automatically.

And as Santa walks over to the sleigh he begins to float into it and then he just casually sits down and puts sunglasses on.

Then he says, "Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolf, FLY!" As these words leaves Santa's mouth he flies into a spacial crack which appears in front of the sleigh.

And then a voice is heard from the comms unit. It was like the voice of a child but it sounded strangely manly for some reason. "Santa, this is the SE. We have found the gifts. I repeat, we have found the gifts."

Santa nods and flies into the spacial crack as a map appears on a monitor in the sleigh. Santa glances and steers the sleigh towards it.

Like this, Santa travels through several universes and puts all the gifts onto his sleigh while listening to metal.

And in a far off place a young voice of a book is heard. "SANTA! I WILL DESTROY CHRISTMAS!!!"

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That was this years Christmas story. It will be continuing next year. Hehehe.

PS Don't mess with Santa and his crew.