"WHAT IS LOVE! BABY DON'T HURT ME!" while Xan was singing in the bathtub, his creepy sister Wo came in the bathroom with a toaster in her hands. She plugged the toaster in the outlet while Xan was still playing + singing in the bathtub, she had the toaster in her hands hovering over the bathtub where Xan was playing in.

"Sweet dreams," Wo whispered in Xan's ear, she dropped the toaster in the tub water.

"Sweet dreams-?"Before Xan could finish saying his last words before he got electrocuted and died, He yelped in pain. "AAAAAAAAAAH!"

Everything went black.. Xan woke up laying on a bed of grass. The light blinded him, after a few minutes his eyes adjusted to the light. Xan sat up and looked around in confusement

He murmurs to himself "Wasn't I playing in the bathtub earlier?" Xan jumps up on his feet and observed the area, apparently he was in a forest. Xan yelled "WHERE AM I," no one replied but a soft voice said into his head "Your in Azura Forest and in the Dragon Country," Xan was at lost for words for a moment, is there an actual person here? He thought.

"sh..show yourself." Xan demanded.

"You cannot see me master I'm in your head and your system." Replied the system. Xan remember previously when he read novels wuxia novels about the systems and all, it seems the stuff he read about in wuxia novels maybe came true.

"If you wondering how you here, " the system paused, then chuckled a bit. "Xan you got electrocuted by the toaster your sister threw in the bath.. The bath that you were enjoying."

"What should I call you system?" Asked xan.

"You can call me whatever you want master," replied the system.

Xan rubbed his chin, "Okay your name shall be Seb. Seb by the way, since your a system.. Don't I have a cheat make me stronger?" Questioned Xan.

"Yes, indeed. Well if you want to get stronger, your first mission is to kill 50 Baby Dragons in Azure Forest, the reward would be a blacksmith skill and a blueprint to make a sword." Answered Seb.

Xan licked his lips, "O la la a sword~ Am I gonna get a weapon or a skill to kill them with?" Asked Xan.

"Yes master, check your status panel by saying open."

"Open."

Status: Alive

Name: Xan

Race: ???

Attributes: Ignorant

Strength: 5 (you hit like a girl)

Agility: 6

Stamina: 10

Intellect: 27 (you don't seem that smart)

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Skills: Bitch slap (Can evolve)

"Seb why do I hit like a girl, and what's with this skill called bitch slap can it kill?" asked Xan.

There was no reply. Xan sighed and went deeper into the forest and finally found a baby dragon. Xan ran to the dragon without thinking and used the skill bitch slap.

- 0 damage

'Are you seriously kidding me..' Xan gulped and looked at the baby dragon in the eye, it roared that sounded like a screech. Before Xan could turn to run for his life, the dragon whipped its tail around Xan's neck and pulled his head off. Right there, he was killed cruelly. He respawned where he woke up at before

"AHHHHHH-" Xan screamed, " wait.. What? I thought I died!" Xan placed his hand on his throat.

"I guess i'm not.." Xan said, he stood up. Determined to kill that beast!

This time Xan picked up a stick with him the way there to the dragon he bitch slapped. He crept behind a bush, he saw his dead body laying still on the ground by the dragon, he gulped.

"So i did died.." Xan whispered. "But not this time..!"

Xan jumped out the bush, he charged at the dragon with his stick. He stabbed the dragon's eye.

- 24

Xan was happy 'I finally did some damage!' Xan clenched his fist, while Xan was distractracted the dragon's tail whipped at Xan. He died.