Criiiinnggg... Criiiinggg... Criiinggg
"Damn, ah i don't want to go to school anymore!" Cursed Ronie as he rolled on his and tried to find his alarming phone as he was lazy to open his eyes.
ZZZZZZZTTTT!
"Aaahh! shittt!!" He cursed again as he immediately retreated to the corner of his bed.
"That hurt a lot! Damned charger! So that's how it feels to get electrocuted, huh?" mumbled Ronie as he have never been electrocuted before.( well, i don't even know how it feels)
Ronie was about to get up, he heard a "Ding" sound. Not quite sure where he heard it, he just let it be. He got up, went straight to the CR. He pulled down his zipper and started jingling with all he's got.
"Ahh, sure feels good to let go..." Ronie mumbled as he jingled.
Ding!!!
"Owo!!! What the f**k!" He cursed again as he was startled by the sound and accidentally lost his balance and fell to the direction of the bowl he was peeing at. He immediately used his hands to try and hold on the sides of the bowl but his other hand slipped inside it, that's right, inside the bowl. He immediately felt a warm sensation from his hand that slipped in his pee. He immediately pulled out his hand but again slipped the other hand that was holding the bowl and he knocked his head on the tank and fell to the floor.
Ronie got up feeling lightheaded.
"AAAAHH, WTF is with my luck toda--" He did not even finish his words when the sound came again.
Ding!!
"Fuckkk!!!" Ronie shouted as he almost tripped again.
'Ding! The "Divine System" has finished integrating with the host.' Said a voice with indifferent tone.
"Wha-- what!? Plan- what?! Who are you!?" shouted Ronie as he was unsure if his hearing was working right.
'Ding! The "Divine System" has finished integrating with the host.' repeated by the voice.
"Divine System? What the hell--" Ronie has not finished his sentence when a sudden realization struck him."Sy-sy-system!! You mean like those systems I read in web novels?! Seriously?!" He shouted as he was really shocked senseless right now, in fact he shouted really hard.
When he realized that he shouted loudly, his face drained color as he was afraid the high tempered woman will wake up and beat him up again. The high tempered woman was his neighbor and she would berate anybody who makes noises when she was asleep. But after several seconds of getting ready, he realized to his surprise that there was no shouts today which he found weird. Maybe she's not home today, he thought as he went back to talking to the system.
'Ding! Host is right.'
'Ding! Congratulations to host for completing the hidden quest: "Who am I" as a reward the host is given 10,000 EXP, 10,000 shop points and 10 Pinnacle First tier Body Tempering Pill.'
'Ding! Congratulations to the host for leveling up to the 3rd level of Qi Condensation Realm.'
'Ding! Congratulations to host for becoming a cultivator, as a reward the host is given 10,000 shop points and 10 Pinnacle First tier Fasting Pill.'
'Ding! Congratulations to host for getting his first skill, "Electric Shock" as a reward you are given 10,000 EXP, 10,000 shop points and 10 Pinnacle First tier Qi Condensation Pills.'
'Ding! Congratulations to the host for leveling up to the 4th level of Qi Condensation Realm.'
"Wtf!? Qi Condensation Realm?! Isn't this a cultivation realm from the novel ISSTH! Really? And I'm already at the 4th level?! Seriously? Without even doing anything, this system is fucked up, damn!" Although he was cursing, he was actually overjoyed because if others found out that he instantly reached the fourth level without even doing anything, he did not even consume a single pill, they would have coughed up mouthfuls of blood and hang them selves for being useless.
"Deym! This system is really too OP." Ronie laughed maniacally like he was a madman climaxing for the first time!