"This fat cat pretends to use the Super Dragon Balls
Some dragon balls with the size of a planet that are distributed between universes 6 and 7 ...
Which are extremely powerful, so much so that you can even ask to kill a Hakaishin for you" Said a handsome, tall, muscular, powerful, with a tail and three eyes dude who came at the right moment to explain in a few seconds what that fat cat would take minutes
"Oh Broly-san" Whis and Vados said, warmly greeting the most important person in their lives... since he is the best cook they have ever know...
"Hello, how are you?" Broly said returning the greeting, but with less enthusiasm than Whis and Vados ... since they were almost freeloaders who only wanted him for his food...
"AHHHHHHHH !!!
BROY!!" Beerus and Champa yelled with far less enthusiasm than Broly... since they were face to face with the only mortal who could beat them up ...
AND BESIDES HE IS A FUCKING BASTARD!
"What's wrong, do you know him?" Asked Beerus, surprised to see that his twin brother had had the same reaction as him.
How is it possible? He is supposed to be in universe 6 and that mortal can't travel between universe
"Yes, of course…
Whis hasn't told you anything?" Said Champa, who was partly grateful to Whis for not telling the bastard of his brother about his humiliating defeat at the hands of Broly ...
Something they both had in common and neither of them wanted to talk about
"Of course I know them…
They accused me of something very ugly years ago, which wasn't my fault and they still haven't apologized.
And regarding what I do here ...
It's because Bulma had told me to bring you some food ...
I hate when she forces me to compensate you for making you work for a month without reward ...
But above all I come for you four
Especially you Vegeta and Yam!" Said Broly quite annoyed while pointing to his least favourite Saiyans couple
"Hey?! Why?" Goku asked, who didn't understand the reason ... or anything in general ...
"What have I done now!?" Vegeta protested, he was tired of always being Broly's scapegoat for everything.
"Why me too ?" Yam asked, that she wasn't used to receiving deserved punishments from Broly, since Vegeta always paid for both of them.
"It is more about what you haven't done!
Since you are here every day training, your son Vegeta Jr ... whom seems you have abandoned... spends all day at my house with my adorable Bra
Except for the few times when he is with his uncle Roshi, who also seems to have invaded my tranquillity with his daughter to cry saying how much he misses his wife... the rest of the time he's with me and my family
FUCK!
My house has become a fuking Saiyans nursery!
They practically get up, eat and have dinner and go to sleep at my house.
AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
Vegeta Jr calls me dad sometimes!
AND THAT'S SOMETHING THAT I WILL NOT TOLERATE!!
BESIDES! HE IS STILL TOO YOUNG TO ASK MY DAUGHTER FOR MARRIAGE!
So you can start taking care of your children by yourself before I call social services ... or Piccolo..." Broly protested in an excessively melodramatic way, showing without complexes his facet of hyper protective father and Vegeta hater at the same time.
"Guys ... you are irresponsible" Goku said, very disappointed with his friends
"YOU AREN'T WHO TO TALK TO !!" Everyone shouted… and with reason
"Well…
Leaving that aside ...
Were you talking about a tournament?" Broly asked Champa and Vados, changing the subject to forget that his daughter liked Vegeta's son.
"This…
I think that…
[Shit!
I didn't take into consideration that Broly could participate in this ...
If he participates…]"Champa said that he tried to avoid that question by all possible means
He couldn't let Broli participate in the tournament he had proposed ... or else his team wouldn't have a single chance of winning.
However, unfortunately for Champa, Broly heard everything about the tournament perfectly
Although in a way Champa had to feel lucky, since he told him "Don't worry, whatever it is I'm not interested in participating"
"WAAATTTTTT!!!!???" Shouted Beerrus, extremely disappointed since he hoped that Broly would participate and thus have the victory assured
However, the disappointment of Beerus meant the automatic happiness of Champa, who speak openly about his tournaments again "GREAT!!"
So it's decided, whoever wins the tournament will get the Super Dragon Balls!
For now I only have 6, but I hope to find the one that I am missing soon... especially if I have your help, of course...
[If those four clumsy people who can barely move participate and also find the sphere that I am missing ...
This will be the best, I will get my wish for free and I will also be able to win my arrogant brother
HAHAAHAH I'M A GENIUS!]"
"So you also want us to help you find the one you are missing.
You are a… " Beerus said, angry at having to accept new responsibilities
For having to participate in a nuisance that doesn't benefit him too much.
An annoyance that he was about to reject, but ...
"Please, Beerus-sama
Whit Bulma's radar we could find something like that in an instant!!
C'mon Beerus-sama, let's have the contest!!
Please?" Goku said, begging the cat to let him play
"Do you really wish to fight in this tournament?" Beerus asked a little conditioned upon see Goku's puppy face.
"Of course I do!!" Goku said jumping like a little child
"And you three?" Beerus asked to check if the others also wanted to participate
"Yeah, sure..." Vegeta, Yam and Ginger replied
"So then it shall be
Let us partake in this thing!" Said Beerus, who from time to time liked to please his subjects and his brother
He was a bastard, a despot and a genocide, but deep down he's a good person
"Yeah ... yeah ... whatever ...
But go find your son before he asks me to adopt him ... or worse...
I'll lend you a Dragon Balls radar and a spaceship...
SO DON'T DARE TO WASTE BULMA'S VALUABLE TIME ON YOU WHEN SHE COULD USE IT ON ME!
And to change the place of the Earth either, create the same if you want, but don't move my house or I will kick your fucking ass Champa, as I did when I was little..." Broly said, once again showing how incredibly overprotective and territorial he's with his family.
"¡!"
"Did he beat you up when he was a kid?" Beerus asked his brother, partly surprised, scared and above all ... making fun of him ... even though he was also beaten recently
"Oh, I see ... Broly got married and had a daughter ...
How unexpected" Said Vados, surprised by those statements
No one had informed her about it ... and Whis nodded, agreeing 100% with his sister
"Whatever…
Let's talk about the tournament rules" Said Broly, who wanted to finish this topic quickly to go home
The agreed rules were the usual ones in this franchise
Losing consciousness, surrendering, leaving the ring means defeat
You cannot kill the opponent
Weapons cannot be used
And of course doping was also prohibited
The tournament would be in a week on an unnamed planet in an intermediate dimension between universe 6 and 7 at 10:00 a.m.
On the part of the universe 7 team, the last member would be Piccolo, since Gohan wasn't at all interested in that stupidity
And due to Broly's protection, Beerus was unable to blackmail him into participating.
During that week of waiting our beloved Saiyans searched for the last Super Dragon Ball ... which couldn't be found, since it was located in the intermediate dimension...
Broly already knew it, but he greatly enjoyed seeing how Goku and the others searched for it throughout the universe uselessly for days
However, despite this unnecessary loss of time, the four of them were able to train tirelessly for 5 days in a row in Bulma's time compressor and also in Dende's time room, which he reformed to eliminate the limit of uses (seriously Kami… Dende has surpassed you in everything)…
So, the day of the tournament ...
"Really?
Except for Gohan who has to work and take care of Pan, no one else has to do anything today?" Broly protested, hinting that there were too many people here.
"It's Saturday Broly ...
And besides, you're here too…" Krillin protested, contradicting Broly's protest.
"You only know how to find excuses" Said Broly concluding this absurd discussion without an obvious winner or loser
EVERYONE took a day off to attend the event ...
In this select group were Whis in his role as taxi driver, Beerus, the five participants, the rest of the Z Warriors, their friends and their families... and also a useless octopus who proclaimed himself the king of the universe, accompanied by a useless patrolman known as Jako
"Are we there yet?" Broly said to Whis since he was tired of waiting ... and seeing that Bra and Vegeta jr got along so well got on his nerves
"There is little left Broly..." Whis replied, with more patience than a saint.
"If I had known that this magic cube was so slow I would have teleported us there directly" Said Broly, showing his dissatisfaction with public transport
"You only know how to complain?
If you're not going to fight, don't come!" Shouted Beerus, who didn't feel comfortable being in such a small space with Broly, much less when he didn't stop bothering and didn't even come to help in the tournament
"Do you want Beerus to fight?
Do you really want me to fight?
Again?
You're sure?" Broly said threatening Beerus with an extremely forced grin.
"Tsh ...
I haven't said anything…" Beerus said, reading between the lines what Broly wanted to say to him
If something he learned from Goku, Vegeta, Yam and Ginger… is better not to provoke that guy
By now everyone had gotten used to this hierarchy in which Broly was at the top, Bulma by his side, Beerus below, Whis on the sidelines and everyone else below Beerus ...
However, the new addition to the group didn't understand what the hell was happening
"Jako, who the hell is that guy?
How can he speak to the God of Destruction like that?" Said King Ginga, the crowned alien octopus who was supposedly the king of the universe now that Frieza was dead ... or something like that ...
"King Ginga ...
Don't go near or talk to that monster
I assure you, it's for the best" Jaco said, giving the universe's most important warning, one he couldn't give himself decades ago.
And after a few minutes of travel in which each one did what they wanted, they reached the planet of the tournament, from which they could see the Super Dragon Ball
"So those are the Super Dragon Ball?
They are HUGE!" Everyone said very surprised, especially those who were already surprised to see the disparity in size between the Dragon Balls of Earth and Namek
They expected their size to be much larger than Namek's, but they never imagined something like these
Those Dragon Balls were as big as a small planet
"Baj, I've seen them bigger..." Said Broly, not at all impressed
His Dragon Ball were bigger
"Yes ... yes ... whatever you say..." Said the others, who were already tired of his boasting, especially after enduring him the whole trip
"I'm serious" Broly replied, but not giving more details ...
Moreover, when landing on the planet / asteroid there were already people waiting for them, such as Champa, who as a good host went to receive them.
"Ahhh… so you really came?
I was starting to think you'd chickened out" Said Champa, as irritable as ever
"Shut up Champa
Let's finish this as soon as possible, I don't have all day for your nonsense" Beerus said, who was quite irritated after enduring Broly irritating attitude for a quarter of an hour, the least he wanted was to also have to bear his brother's
"Do what?
You spend the years sleeping" Champa answered ...
But they weren't the only gods aboard that planet
"UOH!
What are you doing here, Kaioushin-sama?" Goku said, excited to see familiar faces, like the useless gods that came to earth a few years ago
And Shin and Kibito were also happy to see Goku, the only pure soul among the Saiyans they had ever met, not counting his son. "Well, Goku-san!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Que tal habéis estado tras…"
"Hrm?
Hey!!
Are you guys the 6th Universe Kaioushin-sama?" Goku said, who interrupted Shin's warm reunion speech to focus on the new faces.
In this case, two guys who dressed almost the same as Shin and Kibito, had earrings like them and also looked alike ... although uglier ...
However, before the Kaioushin's from universe 6 could be surprised and even upset by the confidence with which Goku addressed them and his disrespectful attitude...
"That's right Goku, they are
How long without seeing you useless-chan" They shit with fear upon see that their greatest nightmare had grown, appeared behind them and leaned on their shoulders in a very disturbing and dark way.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
BROLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
Fuwa and his assistant shouted in deep terror upon see that they were surrounded by Broly's rocky arms and that his face was a few inches from theirs
A head from which a disturbing and threatening third eye protruded ... a third eye that they would never forget in their lives
"Do you know them Broly?" Goku asked, asking the obvious
"Yes, of course, we are old friends" Broly replied happily as he embraced the two Kakoshin with his arms effusively, who seemed to be praying to some higher entity to take pity on their souls.
"Well ... it doesn't seem like they are..." Goku replied upon see that those two Kaoishin were trembling with fear and were also totally pale, as if they were sheets of paper.
"Nonsense ...
Of course we are ...
RIGHT?!" Broly insisted as if he were a dangerous and well-backed mobster catching red-handed by the police while trying to extort money from some poor merchants
"Yes Yes…
We are…" Fuwa and his assistant answered as they looked at the ground, afraid of making eye contact with someone
"That's what I thought...
Anyway, let's sit down...
Nice earrings, by the way" Broly said saying goodbye to Fuwa and his lackey while touching Fuwa's new earrings ... since the old ones were stolen by him ...
And once Broly sat with his family and began to pay more attention to his wife and daughter than to them ...
Shin asked his brothers from another universe "Have you also suffered at his hands?"
"More than you could imagine" Fuwa replied while wiping the cold sweat that fell from all parts of his body
"If you only knew..." Shin replied, who thought he could imagine what they had been through.
"What does Broly have against the gods?
I don't understand" Piccolo asked himself, who didn't miss a single detail of that uncomfortable meeting
And of course in that place there were more mortals from universe 6 who also had conversations with each other
"This tournament reminds me the Broly Tournament we have on our planet Sarada" Said an anonymous Saiyan from the sixth universe of the many who were in the tournament.
Since Broly taught them to use the Super Saiyan, they basically became the most powerful race in the universe...
Champa's team currently consisted of Hit, Metalman, and Saiyans.
"Some rules are different, like the rule that allows you to use weapons in the shape of Broly
But except for everything else it is almost the same" Answered Cabba the ex-champion of that tournament
"Really?" Some said while looking indignantly at Broly for explanations.
"Are you surprised that I have business in others in other universes?
Come on, these Saiyans have fun at my tournaments..." Broly answered while avoiding the astonished gazes of the Saiyans of universe 6
After Broly signed autographs the non-participants sat in the stands and the participants moved to the ring, where the toughest challenge awaited them…
An challenge that even the greatest fighters could be unable to overcome ...
An elementary level written exam ...
"Broly, are you sure you don't want to participate?" Asked C-18, who didn't understand why he didn't participate and humiliated them all
The Broly he knew lovs being the centre of attention
"In a stupid tournament for the benefit of idiot cats in which only weaklings participate?
No thanks, I prefer to sleep…" Broly answered, despising his universe and also the opposite while he materialized high quality cushions in the stands
"Who knows, maybe there may be guys like you among those five" Said Krillin, who wanted to believe that the universe was big, especially when there is more than one
And that someday ... maybe today ... Broly could find his natural enemy
Something that isn't mathematically impossible, but in Broly's opinion…
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Like me?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Wait, really?
HUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!!!" Broly said as he tried to contain his laughter, although it was impossible
This was one of the best jokes he had heard in his life
And Krillin somewhat offended, but not surprised by the answer replied" It wasn't necessary to be so sarcastic"
"I laugh because you didn't say something silly… at all…
The only interesting guys on that team are two
One is the extremely serious purple dude...
And then there's that saiyan girl over there, let's just say we have a little in common.
Although… very little, of course…" Broly replied pointing to Hit and Kale as he wiped the tears from his third eye
"WHAT!?
THAT GIRL !?" Everyone shouted in shock
Has the arrogant and narcissistic Broly just compared himself with another living being by saying they have things in common?
In addition, twhat they both have in common is related to his power?
This didn't look good ... it didn't look good at all
They didn't know exactly what he meant by that, but it was certainly bad news for the representatives of their universe.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BROLY!?
DO YOU KNOW HER!?
CAN WE TRULY WIN?" Almost everyone shouted extremely scared upon hearing that ambiguous statement ... and among them was Beerus, the most scared of all
"No spoilers" Broly said as he made himself comfortable to sleep, ignoring the requests of his curious friends.
And after leaving almost the entire audience terrified, with suspense and with a great clifhanger ...
The participants had already finished their exams, which Goku almost failed ... although even a four-year-old would be able to pass it ...
The start of the tournament was imminent ...
And before Broly fell asleep until the interesting fights started ... he came up with an idea that he already had in mind from home [I'll make things a little more interesting ...
And convenient for me]
"Goku…
I have to tell you something…" Broly said to Goku telepathically