After that little episode of Babidi everything went well
Well…
Relatively…
Since the two lackeys of Babidi exploded when he "died" ... so they exploded in very gore way in front of the audience
Luckily, Mr Satan was there, who was asked what had happened ... and Mr Satan, against the opinions of any doctor, thought that this had been caused by an excess of steroids
Therefore, he reminded the entire audience that in order to be strong one had to train hard and not rely on drugs ... something quite true ... but unrelated to what had happened
So the tournament was not canceled ... oddly enough ...
Videl fought in his first round against Mr Satan, easily defeating him thanks to his superior talent and Gohan's training, thus ending his father's charade.
Goku and Vegeta fought each other in the first round as well, with Goku's victory, since Vegeta will always be inferior to him no matter what happens (something sad, but that's a fact)
Muten Roshi and Ginger had their much-dreamed revenge ... which ended with another public scandal of the quirky couple ... which deserved their disqualification, expulsion from the tournament for life, almost the loss of custody of their daughter, who looked at them with shame ... but they won the affection of the public with zero or low morale ...
Krillin fought his wife C-18, who emotionally blackmailed him, lowering his guard at the last minute and falling off the stage, losing the fight even though he was technically stronger ...
Yam and Gohan had their rematch once again, in which Gohan won even more easily, but without cursing his opponent (Vegeta couple eliminated in the first round)
And as for Piccolo ... he was forced to fight Kaioshin ... which was also forced to participate by Broly ... with the humiliating defeat of the supreme god at the hands of a former local god, who apologized thousands of times later with his punching bag ...
In the end, Gohan was the absolute winner of the tournament, with Goku being the second and Piccolo the third, thus leaving everything in the family.
And even though Gohan had to fight Videl in previous rounds ... since Broly broke his promise to Gohan to help him flirt... defeating her in a somewhat condescending and didactic way ... she ended up falling completely in love with him after the fight, thus fulfilling another family tradition
And an even deeper and more extended tradition, that every Saiyan man ends up married to a woman from a wealthy family (not Vegeta in this timeline).
Well ... maybe not so rich ... now
"Hello Mr Satan…
I hope you have not forgotten what we agreed
Because that would not be good...
For you I mean" Said Bra, who intercepted Mr Satan before he fled from the tournament to remind him that he had to give her something
"AHHHHH !!!
But…
You see… me… now… I don't…" Mumbled Mr Satan as he tried to contain the urge to cry
How could Mr Satan forget this pact with the devil (ironic)?
Of course he remembered!
The point is that he ... thought that he would win the tournament and therefore receive the money to pay this demonic girl who floated in front of his face while cracking her knuckles.
However, he lost, something that made it difficult for him to pay his debts.
And what is more!
He was no longer a world champion, he no longer had a reputation to maintain, therefore he cared less that people found out that an evil kindergarten girl defeated him
"A deal is a deal…
Or do you want me to scream and cry ...
Dad says I'm a very good actress ...
The story of a former champion who abuses children can be very lucrative
And if that doesn't work, I can always use a less artistic method ..." Bra said, showing that despite being six years old, she could destroy a man with more than her fist.
"Waiting!
I will give it to you!
Just wait a minute, I'm going to get the money!" Shouted Mr Satan, that at this point he was willing to do anything to get rid of that monster
Even if that meant his ruin… as a world champion and showman, he was able to amass a great fortune during these years... although less than in the original version because he could not kill Cell (you know what I mean).
"Go, don't worry, but remember…
I'm watching you" Bra said to warn him not to try to escape while she teleported next to him, showing that she could follow him to the end of the world if necessary to collect the money.
And a few meters from there, hidden in the undergrowth...
"I am so proud of her…
If only she would stop following Vegeta's son everywhere…" Broly said as he wiped a tear of pride from his three eyes and worried about his daughter's strange fixation
"Broly, Bra!
It's getting late, we have to go, the grandparents are waiting for us at home" Said Bulma, who remembered her husband and daughter that they had family commitments to attend
Among other things, celebrate with the family the great triumph of Bra
"Wait a minute Bulma, Bra has to say goodbye to a friend ...
Let's give her some time" Said Broly, who walked away from the scene with Bulma so that she would not realize that his Bra was doing something quite shady
And obviously he did it with a big smile and in the most romantic way that he could while they held hands
Something that did not go unnoticed by Bulma, who asked him "What's happening darling?
I see you very happy..."
"Of course, how can I not be?
Bra has won, she has learned how business works
My student has also been the winner and has managed to hook up with a good girl
I've gotten together with my best friends after so many months
I've seen live semi porn
Vegeta has lost in his first match
I have played the best joke of my life ... and I'll go home with the two most beautiful girls in the universe" Broly replied with a wide smile of satisfaction as he looked Bulma in the eyes
As if he was trying to look through her soul
"Hahahaha!
AH ...
What's the matter with you today?
You're very weird… more than normal" Bulma asked with a wide laugh
She was used to Broly's compliments and romantic phrases, however today he was even more mellow
"Is nothing…
I was just thinking how incredibly lucky I am
I don't know ... until relatively recently I was a weird, lonely, megalomaniac child, without family… friends… and without a place to belong ... who was only obsessed with power, knowledge and having fun in a banal way...
Fun, power and knowledge that I acquired, but that I did not share with anyone...
But now…
I am so strong and intelligent that I have to restrain myself in an almost infinite way so as not to make everything extremely boring, I have good enough friends to support me, I care and I try to praise other people besides myself ...
And above all I am incredibly lucky to have in my life the most wonderful woman in all the universes and a daughter just as thug as me, whom I love so madly ... with whom to return home after spending a beautiful day together.
I guess ... I can't ask much more of life" Broly replied in a melancholic way as he romantically hugged his beloved Bulma, lifting her off the ground so that they could continue to look into each other's eyes.
"Oh, come on…
Don't be silly… besides you're still the biggest megalomaniac I know…" Bulma replied with a laugh, returning the hug to her husband and correcting a some of his appreciation's
"I'm serious…
The years that I have been with you ... together with everyone ... have been the best years of my entire life ... like a dream come true...
Something that I would not change for anything in this world or another" Said Broly romantically, ending the sentence with a passionate kiss
And after a few minutes, right after the kiss, Bulma replied "And you're also very romantic ... more than normal"
But before Bulma could go on the attack ... as in any marriage the children interrupted these good moments
"Dad!
Save this for me, please" Said Bra, who rushed towards the back of his father and gave him an envelope large enough for you to keep.
"Of course darling ...
Has he fulfilled his part of the deal?" Broly asked as he gently laid Bulma down to carry her other treasure on his back.
"Of course…
He had no other option, as you have taught me" Said Bra very proud and happy for his first great business success
"That's my girl!" Broly shouted very proud as he stroked her head and hid the envelope in his pocket
"What that?" Bulma asked, curious to know the contents of that envelope and the conversation that her two thugs were having
"NOTHING MOM! IS NOTHING!
NOTHING SWEETHEART! IS NOTHING!" Bra and Broly answered at the same time very effusively
Something that didn't convince Bulma "MMM…
I have a feeling that you have done something...
Something not very good...
Anyway…
What's for dinner tonight?"
However, she didn't feel like arguing or finding fault with what those two did.
Today had been a very nice day and she didn't want to spoil it for some random stupidity.
"Pizza of everything you want to put!" Broly replied effusively as he showed a holographic image of what his clone was preparing at home
"YEEESSS!!!!
MY FAVORITE!!!" Shouted Bra, who believed to have lived today one of the best days of her life, just like her father
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Desire Realm
In the usual movie theater of the Broly planet, at a private party ...
Many of Broly's lackeys ate pizza of whatever you want to put on while they watched Broly having a fairly normal and perfect family life
Until the questions arose
"You really can't ask for more from this life?
I would swear you still want so much more…" Aizen asked, who believed he had heard countless times that Broly's goals were quite different.
Much higher ... much higher than their own and almost any other
"It is possible, although for me now that is just an administrative step that sooner or later I will carry out
It's strange ... when I didn't even fully understand the infinity the more I was obsessed with it... but now that I'm almost touching it I care much more about the smallest, simplest and most earthly numbers
What exactly happens to me?
Perhaps it is part of the natural instinct of every living being not to exceed the limits of what is pre-established in its own biology or mind... as if it were a kind of resistance that, in case of breaking, will try to reset that organism towards more mundane objectives according to its initial biology ...
Or… my priorities only changed over the years…" Broly said, psychoanalyzing himself and wondering the reason behind his mental changes.
"Does that mean you cancel the plan?
You promised me absolute prosperity for America once you were successful!" Said one of the group of newcomers, who were being received with this succulent party full of Pizza Mozzarella
"NO!
Of course not, the plan continues...
I have become a model father who values his family above all else, but that is not incompatible with the plan
Don't worry Funny Valentine I am not a politician like you, a deal is a deal and my plans never fail or are half ruined
Not like those of Dio or Pucchi" Broly said to the best US president in history while pointing out part of the cast of Jojo's villains, specifically the best couple in the show
"... I did not fail ...
Not at all…" Pucchi replied, remembering with bitterness how he lost after achieving the divine power to destroy the fucking universe and recreate it at will.
"Whatever you say, but a child beat you ...
...
Don't worry Valentine, you will be well rewarded even though you killed Gyro
One of the reasons why I chose your JOJO universe and you specifically is your Stand
If not I would have been forced to choose the Katekyo Hitman Reborn universe too, and that would have prevented me from beating Yugi or traumtizing Rito" Broly replied once more as he ate another slice of pizza
"Don't worry, he promised me a perfect and immortal body and look, I already have it. He will fulfill his part of the deal" Orochimaru / Cell said, showing the newcomer his perfect genetically modified bug body, something he loved
"Anyway, these are being the best and longest vacations of my life and the previous one.
And the best thing is that I still have a few months left that I can enjoy before I start working again ...
After that another vacation ...
And then…
Hehehehe ...
It will be legendary, as always" Broly answered, ending the conversation while he put frankfurt, York ham, cheese, mozzarella, minced meat and pineapple to a pizza
---
At that very moment
At the Origin Realm
In office of the laziest movie producer in the omniverse the fourth job interview of that day was taking place
An interview to find his substitute and temporary assistant that his boss (Broly) advised him to carry out
And for some reason this girl gave him very good feelings
"Hello Miss…
Bromley is a pleasure to meet you" Said Avallon, who got up from his chair to greet the interviewee
Although for some very particular reason he was not looking into her eyes ...
Rather it was impossible ...
No matter how high the universe was, it was practically impossible for a heterosexual man to look up from that pair of melons, especially when that pair of melons belonged to a beautiful and lush redhead that seemed to have been sculpted by the gods of art
"No, the pleasure is mine Mr. Avalon, I am a great admirer of your work and it would be a great honor to be your assistant" Said Miss Bromley in a very effusive and suggestive way, returning the greeting to Avalo
However instead of shaking hands like the Anglo-Saxons... she gave him two kisses like the Hispanics
Something that made the boring filmmaker very happy.
"Hahaha ...
Thank you very much miss, but I warn you, this can be very hard work
Are you sure you have what it takes to replace me after my retirement?" Avalon asked in a very pedantic way, trying to score points of alpha male in front of Miss Bromley...
As if ... he believed he had a chance of flirting with that goddess...
"I am sure that if I work for the best I will be able to follow in his footsteps and hopefully make him feel proud of my work.
You just have to tell me what to do and you will have it" Miss Bromley replied suggestively as she adopted a posture that further pronounced her already exuberant gutter, which Avalon couldn't take his eye off.
"Excellent Miss Bromley, I look forward to your help next month.
Although if it were up to me you would start right now" Avalon replied, who was hoping that Bromley would say goodbye in the same way she had introduced herself ...
And why not ... maybe in a spicier way (never lose hope)
"Thank you very much for the opportunity Mr. Avalon
I will do my best to make this movie...
Legendary…" Miss Bromley replied in a rather…
Particular and unique way...