"LADIES AND GENTELMANS! … and Vegeta!
WELCOME TO…
BROLY WASN'T HERE TODAY AWARDS!" Shouted Broly as if he were a showman addicted to methamphetamine, but dressed in a tailor-made suit and on top of a stage with many golden statues of himself
"Yes ... just as I suspected ..." Bulma said as she hit herself in the face upon verifying that her premonition had been fulfilled.
Who else could have brought them to a place like this right after they had solved the biggest crisis they had ever experienced?
It's more…
How is it possible that she hadn't recognized the private movie theatre of Broly's island mansion?
"Congratulations to all!
You have been summoned to my private theater in my secret mansion that only Bulma knew... for obvious reasons... for this great ceremony in which your performance will be valued by me… obvioulsly… in how you have faced adversity on the only day that I, your incredible master of ceremonies, was absent in a moment of danger ... for a matter
WHERE ARE THESE APPLAUSE?
COME ON GUYS!" Said Broly with excessive enthusiasm to motivate the injured, tired, stunned, angry and in some cases recently resurrected public
[I knew ... the bastard hasn't been fighting anything ...
He's been laughing at us the whole time!] Piccolo thought as he killed Broly with his mind in many ways ... some very imaginative, because this Piccolo carried Piccolo and Kami's joint resentment
None of them wanted to go along with the guy who dumped them ... but since that guy was crazy and almighty ...
PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS! PLAS!
"If I were you, I would also applaud ...
Although like us I know you want to strangle him
Believe me, Cell is just a puppy by comparison "Krillin said to C-18, C-17 and C-16 (even though he didn't have both arms) ... who still didn't know Broly fully and how terrifying he was when his events didn't go as he expects
However, the absence of four applause from the crowd didn't discourage him, so he continued with his crazy idea of the end of the saga
"Thanks thanks…
Let's see…
We will start with the award to ...
THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE DAY!
Come here Goku!" Broly said as he took out Goku's name from an envelope and indicated him to go up to the stage.
"Me" Goku asked with great surprise, he didn't expect to win an award today, much less an award with this title that sounded so ...
Disappointing?
"That's right, you were such an idiot as to fall ill the same day of the confrontation ...
Day that was prophesied years ago and for which you had preventive and active medication to avoid it
It was something you could have prevented ... just like most of this android disaster ...
Because of that detail, you got all your friends in trouble by getting into a fight with cardiovascular disease in which they had to protect you and you were absent for many hours in which you didn't contribute anything ...
Although perhaps it was better that way, since due to your unnecessary desire to contribute you caused Cell to become more powerful by bringing him a delicious Chaoz when Piccolo already had the situation under control
Also, it took a long time to bring Dende to restore the Dragon Balls, so this is another negative point
Take the award and get out of my sight!" Broly said in a long and critical speech in which he was patting his shoulder quite annoyingly to finally award him with a golden statue of Broly showing the middle finger...
To later kick Goku off the stage while throwing rotten fruit at him
"Well ... if you say so ..." Goku replied as he left the stage quite depressed ...
That harsh but coherent criticism had seriously affected Goku's morale ...
A damage that would embitter his existence ... for a few minutes ... then he would forget ...
And then while Goku was consoled by the public, despite the fact that they agreed with Broly's criticism ... the host continued with his awards ceremony
"The following is the award to ...
I HAVE CONTRIBUTED NEGATIVELY ON THIS DAY!
And go! We have two winners!
Vegeta, Yam ... come on ...
Nah, I will teleport you directly and keep you quiet until I finish" Said Broly as he teleported, paralyzed and silenced the rebellious couple, who didn't want to participate in this show
And just like with Goku, he gave them a disastrous rating, but in a much more hurtful way "You started out pretty well saving these overconfident idiots
You really did very well, but…
Then you acted stupid on your own by not paying attention to Bulma, because of that you had to be saved by Bulma and later you sabotaged the entire team by destroying Bulma's equipment...
That subtracts many points ...
Due to your stupidity, you wanted to face C-17 and C-18 without anyone's help, instead of killing them when they hadn't yet awakened... and as it was evident that it was going to happen they gave you a very humiliating beating
A beating that should have taught you what humility is and that this is not a fucking game created for you amusing...
But no! You didn't learn a fucking shit!
You once again made the situation worse to unsuspected limits in the most stupid way possible, endangering the entire universe
In the end you minimally redeemed by sacrificing yourself for all the mistakes you made, although it didn't help ...
The latter adds points but… it is impossible to recover the uselessness that you have previously shown
This award belongs to you!
Any words?"
"FUCK YOU!" Yam and Vegeta answered as soon as they had a chance to vocalize something before being teleported back to their seats.
"Thanks, maybe later!
Let's continue with the next award
The award to...
THE MOST PATETIC DEATH!
It's for you Chaoz ...
Don't get up
Seriously, the only thing you did today is get an incredible power up that wasn't dependent on you, an be pathetically devoured and increase the power of the enemy
Very pathetic
Take that" Said Broly as he threw something at Chaoz from the stage
"A candy?" Chaoz said feeling very humiliated and disappointed
"Shit taste, like your death" Broly replied with a wide smile, which contrasted enormously with Chaoz's pale and sad face ... to then continue distributing traumas "And the next award is closely related
The award to ...
THE MOST USEFUL DEATH!
Come here Yamcha"
"What?!
me?!" Yamcha answered with some fear as it was a prize from Broly towards him ... but somewhat excited since it contained the USEFUL word in it.
"That's right Yamcha ...
Thanks to the fact that you died very early, you couldn't screw up the future situation even more, something that you would surely do...
Congratulations…
Now sit down" Broly said as he handed him a trophy /sculpture of himself laughing out loud as he cruelly pointed out the classic Yamcha death meme
[Anyway…
Why did I get my hopes up?] Yamcha thought dejectedly as he returned to his seat holding his humiliating adward
"Hahahaha… that was fun…
The next award belongs to a very special category ...
THE BEST SACRIFICE!
Come Ginger!" Broly said indicating Ginger to go up ... or else he would be forced to do the same as he did with his sister and partner
Therefore, Ginger decided to go up voluntarily, but with little enthusiasm "..."
"You started the day believing that you could handle everything by being a Super Saiyan, that you had everything under control, that you were the heroine, that you had already graduated from being Yam's obedient little sister… that you were a different Ginger
But you were very overconfident, due to that you screwed up, then Yam saved you and with it your confidence and plans for independence died ... so you went back to being his lapdog
And ... like every irrational tsundere you paid all your frustration with your boyfriend or love interest, Muten Muten Roshi when he cared about you…
You told him that he was in the way, although it was true at the time ... and despite knowing that Vegeta and Yam were acting badly, you preferred to listen to them before Roshi, who was only looking out for your well-being ...
However, you redeemed yourself at the last moment despite the orders ... rational at the time ... from your sister and decided to give your life to save your loved one from his death in a moving and cool way
Congratulations Ginger, you have improved as a person, now you just need not to forget what you have learned today.
And above all to fuck a lot and very hard with Roshi, I know he is looking forward to it!
And I think you too..." Broly said in another of his long summaries, handing out a gold award that immortalized the moment she gave her life for Roshi ... while reading Roshi and Ginger's minds.
"YESSSS!!!!" Roshi cheered happily, who had been waiting for that moment for years.
"SHUT UP!
Echi… "Ginger replied, blushing excessively and with the tone of a tsundere about to come out of her shell when she found a moment of intimacy.
"FIU FIU!!!!"
That was undoubtedly one of the most cheered moments by all who were there, who were delighted with this reconciliation.
Cranck!
Although some… like for example Yam, broke his award to show his disagreement
"And now the next award occupies a very big place in my heart…
The award of ...
I'VE BEEN THINKING WHIT THE COCK SINCE I SAW HER AND EVEN MORE SINCE SHE KISSED ME, C-18 PLEASE DATE WITH ME!
A loud applause for Krillin, who you can see next to C-18, the girl with whom he is in love ...
Yes, right there, hiding between the armchairs while looking for the exit of this place
He seems embarrassed ...
Don't you want to go up?" Broly said as he watched how Krillin experienced extreme shame
Extreme shame that escalated looking at C-18's expression, she seemed very outraged due to that revelation
An embarrassment that turned into a very sharp pain that got worse every time Broly spoke
CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
To the point where hitting his head against the door was the only thing that made him feel less bad.
However, Broly wasn't satisfied with only causing that disaster ... although with good intentions, since he predicted that this would make them be together in the future ... he continued with his macabre unrewarding awards ceremony "How? That you would rather be dead?
Ok ... I'll give you the award later ... let's move on to the next ...
The award of ...
THE ONE THAT HAS BEEN HUMILIATED MORE TIMES, HAS BEEN SURPASSED BY ALMOST EVERYONE, HAS BEEN PIGEONHOLED AS A MINOR CHARACTER… AND IS ALSO A SHORTIE!!!
Is for…"
"BROLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
However ... the humiliating show was suddenly interrupted by the shrill, dark and terrifying of a very, very, very angry Bulma who was walking up to the stage stomping on the ground ...
As if she were a humanoid Kaiju with a desire for revenge
It was there when Broly felt the true terror!
"This… meant…
THE AWARD FOR THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL, INTELLIGENT, SUSPICTIVE, KIND, NOT SPITEFULAND THAT DEFINITELY WOULDN'T GET ANGRY WITH HER BELOVED BROLY!!!
ISSSSS...
You, my love..."
However luckily ... Broly was prepared for a situation like this ... so he immediately hid the award dedicated to Vegeta and exchanged it for a life-size gold statue of Bulma wearing the playboy bunny in honor of the figure that Broly liked the most of his woman in his previous life
[Woof…
Did he have this award ready?
He's very far-sighted] Vegeta thought, since he really admired Broly for that
Those abilities would have been very useful to him to counteract Yam's anger during his most difficult years.
This tactic seemed to have had some effect, since her murderous instinct had diminished compared from few seconds ago... however that bloodlust was still there, so when she reached the stage grabbed Broly from the lapels of his suit and with a menacing smile and bloodshot eyes asked "Darling…
Tell me…
Have you pretended that there was an enemy who could copy you in order to have an excuse leave us, spy on us and not help us with the pretext that we have to solve our problems by ourselves without depending so much on you ... and then laugh at everything and everyone when everything is settled?"
"You see honey ...
We love and know each other so much that we can even read our minds ...
Isn't that romantic?" Broly answered, who after analyzing the situation determined that the only way to fix the situation was to resort to his peculiar humour and affection that they had for each other
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
However, that brilliant strategy didn't work, on the contrary, Bulma got even more angry than before, so much that she was even beginning to transform into a Super Saiyan despite being human.
[Fuck…
This time she is very angry...
She will not easily forgive me for lying to her in such a pathetic way and leaving her in the care of this group of idiots unable to do anything with a minimum of coherence] Broly thought as he telepathically opened his emergency safe within his dimension and took out a single rectangular item
And that object is...
A case?
"The point is that…
I thought about waiting for this day….
The day you would show the world that you are the best and that none of them would be able to survive if it weren't for your help to...
Prove that I couldn't live without you either" Broly said in a poetic voice as he knelt before Bulma, held the case at hand height and then slowly opened it
"Oh my ...!" Shouted Bulma, who stopped grabbing Broly's neck to cover her mouth cover in amazement at what was happening around her [This can't be happening ...
He's really going to ...]
"Bulma brief
Would you marry this almighty Mutant Saiyan who is crazy ... especially for you?" Broly said while still kneeling as he showed a ring composed of more than a million mini diamonds from different universes and colors that he himself made for this day
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That moment… was the moment ...
The moment when the strongest warriors on the planet were speechless and with their hearts beating to an inhuman rhythm
Since Bulma's answer could have consequences never seen before, for their relationship, friendship and even universal security
Nobody dared to say anything, or to emit the slightest sound, not even that of breathing
Everything, possibly all creation depended of Bulma's answer
"Broly ...
OF COURSE I WANT CRAZY IDIOT…" Bulma yelled through tears as she grabbed Broly's bowed head and gave him a double threaded screw kiss.
[YES!
It has worked!
I'M A GENIUS!] Broly thought with double satisfaction, he had put out the fire now and would also get wet tonight
And after a few seconds of rest in which our warriors and their companions began to breathe again...
"Wow ...
I wasn't expecting this ending…" Trunks said, who found strange to see someone kiss his mother, even though she was his alternate young mother.
And after having successfully declared and quenching Bulma's anger, Broly threw the rest of the awards around the stage while leaving with Bulma in his arms outside the cinema, to the huge garden of Broly
Thus leaving the entire audience in suspense
Some still couldn't react with their mouths wide open
Others rubbed their eyes when they saw how Broly reversed the situation
Others just didn't understand anything at all
"…"
"…"
"…"
And a certain feeling also emerged among the female audience, who looked at their partners or love interests with certain expectations in addition to those they had a few seconds ago.
And one with a certain resentment ...
"I also would have liked Goku to ask for marriage to me like this" Chichi said, tha was the only married one in the audience ... and that as we all know she was the one who proposed and in a not very romantic way
"So what happens with the awards ceremony?
Keep's going? Will there be any more adwars for me?" Goku said, who was unable to notice that her wife was looking at him in a very surly way, as if she were disappointed in him
"I'm afraid not dad ...
Almost all of them are for negative, stupid or embarrassing things...
Like the award for BEST NANNY, THE SECOND MOST ATTRACTIVE GUY WITH THREE EYES, THE SMALLEST ADULT SAIYAN, THE CUCKIEST, THE PRINCE WITHOUT A KIGDOM THAT SMELLS WORSE, THE MOST PATHETIC MOMENT, THE WORST ALTERNATIVE FATHER, VEGETA IS A JERK…
And almost all of them are for Vegeta…" Said Gohan, who was inspecting the undelivered awards that Broly left behind to see if he could find his
"Hey guys ...
There is a huge banquet behind this door
One of Broly's corps has forced me to say that C-16, C-17 and C-18 are invited
They will sit next to Krillin" Said Ten Shinhan, who was one of the first to leave that place for, since Chaoz was sick due to the shit-flavored candy that Broly had given him
"YES!!
Is there nothing better than a feast after traveling the universe
Right son?" Goku said, that when he heard about food he completely forgot about the awards and his lack of fights
"And it is also the best after defeating an evil android from the future" Said Gohan Gohan, who had inherited his father's appetite
And with them they all went out of that theater to celebrate the victory against the androids and the commitment between Bulma and Broly, even though Trunks and Yamcha felt a bit violent about that...
There were only three "people" who hadn't followed the group
"What do we do sister?" C-17 asked as he carried C-16, who was now unable to move on his own.
"The banquet is free ...
Why not?" Said the materialist C-18, who told her younger brother that they should take advantage if they had been invited