Once again at the Desire Realm ...
The vast majority of the villains and antagonists that Broly was collecting from the different Shonen worlds were gathered one more time in a room of his mansion, all sitting in a circle looking at each other.
To carry out an activity somewhat...
Peculiar…
"Hello, my name is Aizen" Aizen said as he got up from his chair
"HELLO AIZEN!" Almost everyone in the room shouted in unison
"In my world I had everything under control ...
I planned for hundreds of years my great ascension and strengthened myself as much as I could
With this, I reached the top in reiatsu, in Kidoh ... and in all possible disciplines ...
I had the most annoying and powerful Shikai of all with which I could deceive everyone's senses… so powerful I didn't even need to show my Bankai
I assembled an army that rivalled the army I belonged before, which I was able to divide and neutralize thanks to my great plans, minions and skill ...
I created countermeasures to stop Yamamoto, the most powerful Shinigami besides me without even having to lift a finger.
I even evolved thanks to a forbidden invention to divine limits that no one in my world except for Urahara even theorized...
But nevertheless…
When I had achieved everything, when my goal was right in front of me...
A fucking 15-year-old boy, who until a few months ago did not even know what the Shinigami were, who barely had control over his abilities and transformations and who until a few hours ago could not even win against my subordinates alone...
He had a power-up without explanation or logic through training, became stronger than me and defeated me" Said Aizen, remembering with apathy and resignation how Ichigo beat him.
"Thanks Aizen,
It is very similar to what Yhwach experienced, something that shows that Tite Kubo always follows the same pattern
Now please give a warm welcome applause to the newest member of our team and the therapy association
THE FUKING PROTAGONIST BEAT ME THANKS TO THE POWER OF THE SCRIP OR LAST MINUTE POWER-UP!
Therapy group we are in now so he can open up to us
Frieza"
"HELLO FRIEZA!" Almost everyone in the room shouted in unison again
"This is ridiculous…" Frieza protested, who didn't want to be here
"Frieza, you don't have to be ashamed, everyone here understands you… except me…
Aizen and Yhwach, millennial, calculating and almost all powerful beings in their universe were defeated by a fifteen year old boy whose power was 1, 100 or infinite depending on the situation or the new race that he discovered that belonged
Madara and Kaguya, also centuries-old and millennial beings that calculating and almost all powerful in their universe were defeated by teenagers with gifted and exaggerated powers at the last moment.
Acacia, the Gourmet God with hundreds of years of experience and ingesting all known foods, with the strongest and most powerful Appetite Demon NEO, was easily defeated by his almost teenager son, thanks to the fact that he ate the same menu as him ... and because without any explanation he had three Appetite Demons in his body and one of them was incompatible with NEO
Iihiko, another millennial being, that even destroyed the goddess Najimi with extreme ease… was defeated by a busty teenager and her group of friends thanks to convenient power-ups created in the same saga that perfectly countered him
Dio, a centennial vampire was defeated by a teenager who seemed to be thirty years old because in the last chapters it turned out that they shared the same power
And even worse, Kars after reaching the perfect life form was defeated by sheer luck thanks to a volcanic eruption that conveniently took him off the planet.
You can talk to us" Said Broly with glasses and folder, disguised as a group therapist
And Frieza, seeing that he did not have many other alternatives with great disapproval, also participated in this act "Grrjjjj ...
My name is Frieza and I was the emperor of my universe
Because I feared the legend of the Super Saiyan, I destroyed their planet with everyone inside
Except for a few, which I kept in my organization for profit
But years later two Saiyans..."
But before he could continue, he was briefly interrupted by Broly "Ahem…
Not counting the version in which I defeated you please"
"…But years later a Saiyan I was ignorant of came to Namek, where I intended to become immortal ...
My underdog wounded him to death and he survived, he fought against me I gave him a beating
I could have killed him whenever I wanted ...
However, suddenly he became Super Saiyan and he beat me up.
And to make it worse when I returned to earth with my father and his army, Vegeta's son, another Saiyan that I was ignorant of became Super Saiyan and defeated me in an even more humiliating way...
WHAT NOW!?
ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH THIS FUCKING SPSYCHO!?" Frieza said and screamed with great frustration at having to relate the two of the most humiliating moments that his character had suffered, especially because Broly made them relive again and again with his Tsukiyomi
He didn't want him to just remember the time he defeated him
"Frieza, this is necessary for your self-esteem and for me to laugh from time to time
You have to know that it was not your fault ... at least not 100% ... that you lost, but that you were destined to do it, but now thanks to me you don't have to be defeated in a humiliating and senseless way the next time
In addition, there will be no cake until we finish" Said Broly, who was trying to justify this nonsense
"How can you handle this?" Frieza asked, who did not understand Indian as the rest of his companions could be so calm or resigned
"The cake is worth it ..." Najimi replied, who only came to these sessions for the sweets
"And now give a moderate applause to Gero, the new member of our great family who has just been abducted right now.
Sorry Frieza, you are not the newest anymore..." Broly said while snapping his fingers
And then in the only empty chair in the room… Gero appeared
"WHAT IS THIS?
WHERE THE HELL AM I?
BROLY!? " Gero yelled, not understanding what was happening at all
His last memory was that C-17 killed him…
And immediately he was in a room, with people he did not know at all, Broly and a giant cake in the corner
This is hell?
"Hello Gero-chan
Say hello to your boss and your colleagues" Broly said in a friendly but creepy way
And that strange information confused Gero more, who wanted concrete and immediate answers "You!?
My boss!?
What the heck..."
Nevertheless, Broly interrupted him before he could ask for more "Come on Gero, you've always been working for me, you just didn't even know it.
I could have kidnapped you at any time to make you do research in my lab for me
But if I had done that the android saga would not have taken place and I would not have had the opportunity to see what those idiots would do without me.
So I waited for you to be killed to resurrect and employ you"
"WHAT !?" Gero screamed in existential terror upon hearing that his death was part of his plan and that he was somehow trapped in an unknown place, forced to work for Broly
"But I have to say that for now you have little use for me
My plans for you were simple, to advance your human body modification technology to give infinite energy compatible with the other types of energy to all my subordinates
Since I need them to be ready for a certain day ...
But all that has already been achieved by my beautiful, intelligent, charming ... and possibly angry by the time he sees me… Bulma
Sorry, you have been surpassed" Broly said, explaining that his position was no longer as important or necessary.
"WHAT!?" Gero yelled in outrage
Was he telling him that Bulma, a girl under thirty years old, had surpassed him in his specialization?
That was impossible!
It was outrageous!
Even more dignified and impossible than being resurrected and being forced to work for your enemy in an unknown place
"Kars, this is your new intern, take him to the lab and make him produce" Broly said to one of the heads of the R&D department
"WAIT!
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!
NO…" Gero yelled as he was dragged down the hall by Kars
And once they left, Broly continued with his therapy
"Okay, now it's Orochimaru's turn.
The genius Sannin who was defeated by the adolescent he tried to possess, who was later evangelized by him, became his personal assistant and sent his son manufactured in a laboratory to be his daughter's companio " Broly said while showing slides of the fall of Orochimaru as a relevant villain in Naruto
"When you say it that way ...
You make me look like an idiot ... " Orochimaru replied, quite annoyed with Broly's description...
But the mos annoying was that everything he said was true
"Yes, Kishimoto treated you very badly
Naruto's Orochimaru instilled fear and respect ...
Shippuden's was pathetic and disappointing
And Boruto's ... well… who's hungry?" Said Broly, as depressed as Orochimaru… while serving the cake