Hours later…
As the party got too long ...
They all returned to planet Earth.
And among all of them ... there was someone very excited about what had happened"AHAAAAAAA !!!
It has been awesome!
Frieza first, then those Super Saiyans ...
I never thought I could fight such strong guys in one day!
Broly, can you send me to Universe 6 once in a while so I can train with them?" Goku said as he begged Broly like he was a little boy asking his parents to go to Diney World every weekend
"I am afraid it is not possible.
Traveling between universes is not something to be taken lightly...
Illegal intra-university immigration is somewhat serious.
If I exceed myself, they may come to complain about me
But if you behave well I will let you fight against my friends in my dimension" Broly said crunching Goku's dreams ... but also giving him new goals to focus on
"Okay…
By the way, where's Gohan?" Asked Goku, who noticed his son's absence after a minute
"I have put him back in his bed, replacing him with the fake Gohan that I put in his place in case Chichi woke up and paid him a night visit.
It is the least you can do when you kidnap a child in his bed at night to take him to another universe on Christmas Day" Broly replied showing a certain degree of responsibility
"And…
What will we do with those three" Goku said pointing to Vegeta, Ginger and Yam
Which were...
"Give me another ..."
"Ginger ... you shouldn't drink that much"
"You have drunk as much as I have sister ..."
"Because you have put the beer directly in my mouth… otherwise I would have been unable to drink… good children don't drink alcohol either… "
"My whole life is a failure"
"Our whole life is a failure Vegeta"
"It comforts me to know that being the youngest of all I have been the one that less waste..."
"Shut up Ginger ... or I'll… fuck ... I keep doing and saying the same thing… in this way I'll never become a Super Saiyan"
THEY ARE FUCKING DRUNK!
"I will take them to Muten Roshi's house when they start having a hangover.
In the meantime, I'll enjoy asking them hard-to-answer questions, and then I'll make loud noises to cause them some headaches
You go home with your wife and your son and learn something of my illusion please…" Broly said, subtly reminding Goku that this extremely long illusion had a didactic purpose.
"Hehe ...
Yes…
I'll try to help a little more at home ... when I'm not training ...
Aishhh… it will be difficult to return to normality… for me more than a decade has passed… " Goku said as he scratched his head in search of his memories of the year 762 and tried to eliminate all the others he stored from Broly's infinite Tsukiyomi
"For your own good, you better do it ...
You promised your wife to do a lot of things before you went to Namek
Goodbye" Broly said while snapping his fingers
And instantly ...
Goku was forcibly teleported somewhere
A place seemed too familiar to him "I'm in ..."
And the scream behind him instantly confirmed his suspicions.
"Goku?!
Have you already arrived?
Why haven't you knocked on the door to enter?"
"What?
Chichi?" Goku yelled as he encountered the most difficult enemy to beat that day.
However, Chichi had some mercy with her husband, whom she hadn't seen in months and was surely tired after a long journey "Well, doesn't matter, it's too late ...
Go to bed to rest ... "But not too much mercy either "…because tomorrow you have a lot of pending tasks that you promised me to do ... besides that..."
"Eh what's wrong?" Chichi asked as she observed her husband's strange expression, who got very close to her and didn't blink as he watched her face
Goku had been living for over a decade in Broly's Tsukiyomi
From his point of view it is as if he had traveled more than ten years in the past and obviously this was reflected in the appearance of Chichi, which he watched with great attention and fascination
"Wow ... your skin is much softer and thinner than I remembered" Goku said as he touched and caressed Chichi's face with both his hands, with his face just a few inches from her
Unconscious tactic that made the angry beast blush, blush, and almost mute "¿Eh?
Oh…
Goku…
What are you saying…" And also misunderstanding Goku's intentions (although after a month of absence this wasn't something entirely crazy either) "H… ha… have you missed me so much these weeks?"
"This…
Yes?" Goku replied affirmatively upon see that his wife had calmed down, for whatever reason
And upon receiving that affirmative answer Chichi momentarily separated from Goku and approached Gohan's room
And after checking that everything was still the same as a few minutes ago, she returned to Goku's side, which she grabbed by the hand
"Come on, let's go to bed, but in silence ...
Gohan still sleeping, it wouldn't be nice if we woke him up
Hihi…" Chichi said guiding his husband to bed with a perverted look that says…
WE ARE GOING TO FUCK RIGHT NOW!
"This ... okay" Goku replied, who still didn't know what was happening
Thanks to this convenient unexpected situation, our unconscious hero was able to reassure his bossy wife ... and Chichi managed to get her husband to pay attention to her in a quite productive and pleasant way ...
"OH! YESSSSSS!!
OHHHH!!! UFFF!!!! FUCK!!!
OH! GOKU! WHERE HAVE YOU LEARNED TO DO THAT?"
"This?
You taught me how to do it when ...
[Wait a minute… maybe was Broly who taught me…]
And Gohan, who had pretended to be asleep until now, since having travelled to another universe would keep awake any restless child with a lot of enery… lived a night that he would never forget ...
Although it is what he would like...
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Kame house
The next morning…
Broly, Muten Roshi, Krillin and Umigame were quietly arguing on the sofa, enjoying the cake and fruit juice that Broly had made for them
"Let's see if I understand ...
Are there other universes? " Umigame asked as he drank some of the juice served from a bowl
"Yes" Broly answered elegantly while eating a piece of cake with the elegance of a Prussian king
"And did you travel to another universe where Saiyans exist and are not evil?" Krillin asked, eating a strawberry that fell from his piece of cake.
"Yes" Broly replied as he crossed his legs like a British queen.
"And precisely because they are not evil many of them are Super Saiyans just like Goku" Muten Roshi asked while wiping the crumbs of cake from his face
"Exactly" Broly replied as he crossed his fingers as if he were Mr Burns
"Very good…
But what I still don't understand is...
WHY DO WE HAVE TO HOST VEGETA, YAM AND GINGER IN THIS HOUSE?
Don't you remember that a few months ago they tried to kill us all?" Krillin protested on behalf of his teacher, with more than logical fear despite having fought circumstantially on the same team the other day
"Come on, it's not that terrible ...
Everyone has promised to behave well, otherwise they will not be able to become Super Saiyans ... and Yam has no other choice...
In addition, they will almost never be here since they will be training or using one of my spaceships, which they will pay me in installments ... to train in space, with more complicated climates ...
Also, they may end up moving out soon
And they have promised to bring money home to pay for expenses or help with household chores while they stay here.
A bargain" Broly said recounting only the good thing about hosting those intergalactic criminals.
"And why don't you take him into Bulma's house?
It's bigger" Said Umigame, providing a quite respectable argument
However, it wasn't for Broly. "Are you crazy?
That is not my house and I am trying to establish a good love relationship with Bulma
Having those three bachelors would be an hindrance"
[And that's why you're handing them to us] Everyone thought except Broly
"AHHH ...
What remedy… I can't refuse to accept a favor from you
I owe you a lot so far" Muten Roshi replied, agreeing to Broly's terms and conditions.
Broly had helped him a lot until now, such as giving him back his youth, increasing his power, bringing delicious food, giving him a virtual reality machine for porn ...
"Ok Roshi, I knew I could count on you.
Hey guys! THEY SAY YES! ENTER TO MEET YOUR NEW TENANT!
COME ON! DON'T BE TIMID" Broly yelled as he peeked out for sale
And obviously out there on the beach were Ginger, Yam, and Vegeta, waiting next to Broly's spaceship
"TSH!
I'm not going to go in there" Vegeta said with his usual good humor while crossing his arms
Despite what he had learned on Planet Sadala, it was difficult to change overnight
Besides, he didn't want to associate with those weaklings...
"Okay, I'm going ... but don't scream so much, my head hurts ..." Said Ginger, who was moving towards the interior of the Kame House suffering the negative consequences of drinking excessively ... the hangover
Ok ... go, we will go we will go alone..." Yam said as she tried to look away, since she wasn't very happy about the situation
"What?
How? Do you agree with this?
I thought…" Vegeta exclaimed in amazement to see that the overprotective Yam allowed her sister to maintain social interactions with those idiots, abominations ... and extreme perverts
"I have my complaints, but Ginger is no longer the weak girl from before ...
It's almost as strong as you and me, I don't need to protect her as much… for now
She has to make her own decisions and I have to respect them ... or at least tolerate them... for now
Also, at least some of us should try to get along with them… I think" Replied Yam, who after experiencing all those situations, tragedies and revelations the last months (plus a year)… she decided that was time to really try to change
"That curse is affecting you more than I thought," Vegeta said covered in cold sweat as he thought about how dangerous Gohan and his ability to manipulate people is
Some method that is not in the list of prohibitions that Broly has given us
So dress like an earthling so as not to create suspicions" Yam said as he entered the spaceship to change his clothes…
And of course she also threw some clothes at Vegeta, who refused to enter
Because, above all, he refused to wear a shirt and jeans that weren't designed for combat. "What?!
You expect the prince of the Saiyans to dress like… "
But Yam, without giving him time to continue with his speech, out of place in these circumstances she reminded him of where they were and what situation they were in "If the prince of the Saiyans wants to continue living on this peaceful planet, become Super Saiyan, defeat Kakarrot and possibly one day defeat Broly ...
You should listen to me and integrate yourself as best as possible into this society that has given birth to two Super Saiyans
And that starts with dressing like them"
"Eh !?" Vegeta yelled with extreme frustrations and pain by not knowing how to contradict those arguments in any way, no matter how hard he tried and wanted ... [Am I really doomed to... wear this?]
"First, put on your pants and shirt.
We have to earn enough to buy a separate piece of land on which to park the ship and stop living near them or anyone else ...
Regarding work, we will prioritize high-risk independent jobs with high monetary compensation ...
You don't have enough time, regularity or patience ... especially to accept someone's orders.
In addition, we have to train so we cannot spend 8 hours daily working and obviously we should take advantage of our power to make a profit
Maybe we could be bounty hunters, treasure hunters, fighters or something like that ...
We should be able to earn a good living" Yam said, dressed in shorts and a tight top (Broly's selection) as she began to make future plans for the them taking into account all the variables, but without taking into account Vegeta's opinion ...
Since she had determined and with very good judgment that Vegeta wasn't in the capacities to take reasonable decisions about his life right now
"Damn ..." Vegeta kicked seeing that he had lost all initiative in this relationship, which was no longer from leader to subordinate