Planet Nameck
A few weeks later...
In the middle of a wasteland ... one of the millions on this planet, since it is incredibly uninhabited...
A small ship landed near a lake ... although there were only fucking lakes on that fucking planet...
And of that ship ...
"… This… surely we have to go down to fight?
Couldn't we go 5 or 100,000 times around the universe earlier?" Krillin asked, who for some reason did not want to leave Broly's luxurious ship, where there was everything, everything was free and every day was weekend ...
"Well, I'm glad to leave this confinement
So this is my home planet…" Piccolo said, who could not stand another second on that spaceship surrounded by those crazy people who embarrassed him.
"Stop complaining ...
Now we are going to look for the Great Patriarch… and I say this for you Goku, do not challenge him to a combat, he is a grandpa...
And remember in which swamp we have parked" Broly said as he sympathetically showed the way to the home of the planet boss.
"Eh? So I can't fight?
What a disappointment…" Goku said as he followed Broly
Moreover, with those words they all began to fly like migratory birds while they looked at the landscape of the planet Nameck, a very boring place full of lakes, swamps, some trees and small villages where the few hundred inhabitants of that planet resided...
And finally they reached their destination
The largest house of all on that planet, the patriarch's house, where someone greeted them even before landing
"Who are you and why are you here?" One of the Guardian Namekians said as protocol when unexpected intruders arrive
However, before Broly and company could answer, his partner said "Oh my ...
It's Broly, the boy with three eyes and a tail who gave the patriarch a chair almost 20 years ago"
Obviously almost all of them recognized Broly despite having met him when he was a child.
Not everyday you can met such a powerful being with a third eye on his forehead and an ape tail
Especially if that person is the one who gifted the patriarch with his favorite robotic chair with which from time to time he could use to move his huge old body around the world ...
Especially if that chair originally had a fart pad
Plus…
"What I was afraid of ...
It is impossible that they do not remember me.
I am an inexhaustible source of charisma ...
By the way…
Where's Nail?" Broly said feeling very pleased that despite the years that had passed they could recognize him
"It is impossible that we forget you ...
Especially since a few days ago… your name has been the most repeated, Broly ...
As for Nail, he's inside with the Patriarch and your friends…
As for Nail, he's inside with the Patriarch and your… friends… to ensure that they do nothing suspicious" One of the security guards said as he invited them to pass
"Friends?" The Z warriors said puzzled
They did not remember having many more friends, much less friends with the ability to come to this planet
And as they walked towards the main room...
They began to hear a familiar voice...
"Let's go…
We only want to ask for the three wishes and leave
We don't ask for too much" Said a feminine voice (and therefore not Namekian) somewhat childish and irritating
"Great Patriarch ...
Actually ... we just need one wish ...
I know it's too much to ask, but…" Said another female voice (and therefore not Namekian too), this time a more mature and calm… and for some reason choppy ... as if that person's tongue was fighting against his brain
"One-san!!!
Don't destroy the negotiation again!
Don't you remember what haggling is!?" The immature and irritating girl yelled as she scolded the other woman who was with her in that room
"It is because of that curse ...
It's hard for me to lie ... or be selfish ... "The other answered feeling guilt, frustration and helplessness
(Yes, they are Ginger and Yam)
And within that room there were obviously also the Great Patriarch and his faithful bodyguard Nail, who watched with amazement, bewilderment, helplessness and exhaustion that audio-visual torture… that had been repeating for hours… since the Namekians were not a race known for their sense of humor ... although they were for their extreme patience, which was about to be filled ...
But fortunately for them one of the guards interrupted that nonsense
"This ... Great Patriarch ...
Broly and his other friends are here…" Said the security guard accompanying Broly and friends
And when they entered the main room ...
The eyes of the Z Warriors and those… those mysterious girls… met…
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!
The two Saiyans!!!!" Many of the Z Warriors screamed as they once again upon seeing a not so old enemy
"Wow ... wow ... what a coincidence [Right now I feel the urge to make jokes about the patriarchy...
But this is a manga from the 80s, at that time that stupidity was not even considered ...
They wouldn't understand my jockes…]" Broly said sarcastically ... he knew from the beginning that they would be here ...
"Oh ho..
How nice to see you again so soon" Muten Roshi said… for more than obvious reasons…
"Wow ... a Giant Piccolo" Said Goku, who paid more attention to the huge appearance of the Patriarch
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Broly, the pervert and the others!!!
Why the hell are you here!!!" Ginger and Yam yelled when they saw that the worst situation they could think of had become reality
Now they could forget about the three, two or only wish they were planning to ask for ... and possibly they would not leave that planet alive
And after that comical commotion in which the faces of some were comically deformed by the terrific surprise...
The Great Patriarch tried to take the conversation back in a slightly more constructive and less chaotic direction. "Hi Broly, it's been a long time since we saw you.
You have grown a lot ... and I have to thank you for this chair, it has helped me a lot.
As for these two ... you will see ..."
But before the Patriarch with Nail's assistance explained through various lengthy interactions what happened since Ginger and Yam landed on Namek… Broly made a small logical deduction "Let me guess ...
When these two arrived, seeing that one of them had a tail like me, one of the Namekians said my name and surely you began to debate whether they known to me or not ...
It was then that the little girl said (lied) that they were my friends and that had come here for you to allow them to use Dragon Balls
Because their history and description of me seemed convincing to some of your childs, they decided to take them to see the you, since if they really were friends with someone as important, good and generous as me (the Namekians did not do it for that reason) you could not disappoint their friends either (rather they could not anger the three-eyed prankster monster) ...
But when they got here, you read their auras in which there were associated bad intentions and when you tried to ask about that, the busty woman answered ina somewhat contradictory way regarding what her flat sister was saying...
So you tried to refuse cordially since you were not entirely sure if there was a friendly relationship between her and me until now...
I'm right?"
"Yes ... more or less ... it's all true ...
How did you know? " Nail asked surprised by Broly's precision ... except for certain rather interpretive details…
It is obvious, I am a great detective [And because after assimilating Zuno I can know everything I want whenever I want about this universe]" Broly said and thought while pretending to pretend to know what it means to be humble
"So these girls are not your friends?" Nail asked as he looked hostilely at Ginger and Yam… he had suffered for hours the frustration of not being able to kick them out of here.
And not only Nail became hostile, also the other guards around him ... it was as if they were about to attack
"Ihhgg….!" And this obviously scared Yam and Ginger, who were completely powerless in that situation… so much so that even as a self-reflex they tried to seek refuge on Broly's side, which at least had previously let them escape.
And luckily or unfortunately for them ... the friendly and sadistic side of Broly was activated in this situation ...
"I do not know…
Maybe they are ... or maybe not ...
It all depends on what they choose ...
Don't you think… Muten Roshin-san?" Broly said while looking at Muten Roshi with a devilish face and smile ... hinting at something terrifying in a terrifying way
And Muten Roshi, who every day understood and appreciated Broly more for his incredible contributions to his life, therefore he answered with a creepy face and wicked smile while looking at Ginger and Yam "Ohoo ... I think so Broly-san ...
I think it's an incredible idea
Eheheheeh…. "
And Ginger and Yam upon seeing this sinister interaction between those two characters ... especially Muten Roshi's lewd gaze and perverse manual gestures ...
"KIAHHHHHHHHH !!!" Yam and Ginger tried to seek refuge this time from the Namekians, who surely would only want to kill them or possibly torture and kill them ... something much better than what could happen at the hands of Broly and Muten Roshi.
And seeing once again a complicated and problematic situation, the Great Patriarch, who is an older person and was looking for tranquility, tried to liven up the situation "Broly-san, why did you come here this time?
Is it because of these two young women? Is it to use the Dragon Balls again?"
"Hello Great Patriarch, we have come here to fight against some bad guys" Goku replied in a very disrespectful way as he tried to shake the hand of the tired and dying patriarch and dying patriarch, an intention that was interrupted by Nail and the others by self-reflection
"Bad guys?" The Namekians and the two Saiyans asked, who did not know what they meant
"Goku ... they haven't asked you ..." Krillin said trying to correct his friend's extremely friendly and energetic behaviour
"AISH!" Goku complained when he received a blow to the head from Broly
So, after that disciplinary coup Broly replied to the Grand Patriarch "Let me speak to me ...
We have come for three reasons.
One is to see how you were and if you kept using my chair...
Another is to return Piccolo, the exiled Namekian we had on our planet, who in the past had caused some problems… "
"Ehhhh !!!" Piccolo protested due to the bad introduction he had made about him to the leader of his home planet
"Hello ... nice to meet you ..." Some of the Namekians in that room, including the Patriarch himself, said to welcome a lost member of their species (that due to the cataclysm there were less than 200, another one was a great numer) ... although Broly's presentation had made them cautious before that new Namekian not born from the Patriarch's eggs
"And finally, just like that plover head had said ...
To face some very bad guys who by some means have found out about the existence of the Dragon Balls on this planet… therefore, they will come here to get them by whatever means are necessary, make a wish and kill everyone… in that order and you will not be able to stop them" Broly said to finish his introductory explanation of the situation
"QUEEE!!??" All the Namiekins shouted (except the patriarch, he was too old to scream) upon heargin hearing that torrent of information that were not able to digest
"They are going to kill you all" Broly said to summarize his speech