"Although... I still have some things to do before I leave ...
And one of them is to have a nice talk with your grandson "Said Broly crunching his knuckles in a somewhat threatening way.
The situation got tense once again for both Jojo ... Broly may not be an unconditional ally after all.
"What do you mean?
Do you have a problem with me? "Jotaro said with his usual tough-guy attitude, even though he knew there weren't too many opportunities to beat Broly if he is his enemy.
"No.
You are the problem and you and you will have problems… you and many people around you if you continue with that shitty attitude all your life ...
Your mother spoiled you too much, so you've become a spoiled teenager with rebellious attitude...
So it will be uncle Broly who will discipline you a bit ...
But if it doesn't bother you, we'll change places, they've been watching at us like we were weirdos for a long time" Broly said, snapping his fingers.
With the snap in an instant the landscape of the streets of Cairo changed completely. They were no longer in Egypt, but in a place that the two Jojos knew very well, especially Jotaro ... although it was completely unknown to Polnareff, who had been hiding in case he had to intervene at some point ... which had also been teleported to another place.
"This ... where the hell are we now?" Polnareff said very surprised and confused as Joseph and Jotaro looked around stupefied ... it was too shocking to be true
"Papa! Jotaro!"Said an energetic middle-aged woman running towards our Jojo's
"Honey! Jotaro! "Said an energetic woman of advanced age who was running towards our Jojo's too
They were Holey and Suzie Q respectively, the mother and grandmother of Jotaro...
When they saw them they had no doubt, they were in the house of Jotaro in Japan, where the adventure of Stardust Crusades began. They had been teleported from Egypt to Japan in a single instant due to Broly's snapping!
If before they had any doubt about Broly's abilities ... now they no longer had any, especially seeing that Holey was fine, which should have been an endearing reunion, but...
"Shut up! Annoying bitch! "Jotaro shouted as only he knew how to do, causing both to slow down.
"Hiiiii," Holy said, not bothering too much about his son's attitude.
"Jotaro! How dare you talk like that to your mother!?" Joseph shouted, seconded by Polnareff, who was a gentleman with the ladies.
"See ... this is what I meant?
With this shit attitude, especially with women ... especially women in your family ... such as your "possible" future woman or your "possible" future daughter... you will only harm them and you too…
Your mother was too permissive with you, your father unfortunately coudn't be with you and your grandfather was out of the country ... so it will be uncle Broly who will discipline you ... youth" Said Broly as if he were a film teacher trying to rehabilitate a hard conflicting boy.
"Damn ... are you mocking me?" Jotaro said ... as charming and nice as ever ...
"Jotaro ..." said Holy, Jotaro's mother, worried that her cute son may receive some damage.
"Don't worry, ma'am ...
All this I do for the sake of Jotaro ...
Despite his appearance and manner of acting, he is still young and his attitude can be improved with a little help ... but if he continues like this he will have many problems in the future
I'm a professional in this, I learned a lot from the "Dog Whisperer" program ... I know all the necessary tricks" Said Broly speaking to Holy, one of the most faint-hearted mothers of the anime.
"But ..." Holey said, trying to defend the indefensible attitude of his son... when suddenly ... Joseph touched her back with his german robotic hand.
"Holy honey ...
That man with 3 eyes is right.
Something must be done soon, or may be too late in the future
Think about your son's happiness!" Said Joseph, who didn't think it was a bad idea to discipline his conceited grandson a bit.
"I totally agree!
During the trip you've behaved like shit with any mademoiselle we've met ...
And I coudn't believe that you behaved like that with your precious and benevolent mother too" Said Polnareff, who was also irritated by Jotaro's attitude towards women ... and also wanted to earn points with Jotaro's mother.
"Grandpa ... Polnareff ...
Damn traitors..." Jotaro said very angry and disappointed with his grandfather and international friend ...
"Well ... Jotaro ...
Are you ready to reflect on what you have done wrong?" Broly said with a big smile ... he always found annoying the overly badass and rowdy attitude of Jotaro...
He knew that this would lead to his divorce and enmity with his daughter Jolyne until the events of Stone Ocean ... so he wanted to help that not happen.
He liked the end of the game JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven and would like something similar to happen in the part 4
"Damn alien ...
You are pissing me off!" Jotaro said revealing his Star Platinium ready to attack ... he knew he didn't have many chances or maybe any to defeat him, but ... it wasn't his style to receive without giving.
"ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA!" Jotaro said attacking with Star Platinium giving an endless punch sequence
"Oh ... you start attacking ... and without warning ... that lack of manners ... anyway ...
MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!" Broly yelled attacking with his bare hands ... But he wasn't punching... they were educational slaps...
…
And after several educational thumps, healing magic, some self-help phrases and a lot of hypnosis ... a new, nicer Jotaro was born.
"Mother, I'm so glad you're okay ...
Sorry for how I've behaved with you in recent years" Jotaro said hugging his mother with sweetness and apologizing, something he hadn't done for years.
"OHHHHH!!! My Jotaro is again the sweet child that was before!" Holey said hugging tightly the tall and muscular Jotaro wishing that this wasn't a dream she could wake up from.
"Oh nice.
My grandson is no longer a delinquent without a sense of humor!" Said Joseph joining the hug
"Great!
Now I can have a partner for double dates that doesn't scare away the girls when he talk!" Polnareff said, embracing her as well.
But…
ORA! ORA!
Star Platinium hit Joseph and Polnareff ... sending them to the ground several meters.
"Ahhhhh! Fuck that pain ...
Weren't you supposed to have made Jotaro more sociable and friendlier?" Joseph asked, sore and confused, touching his head, where his deformed hat was due to the almost merciless punch of his grandson's Stand
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You always make me laugh ...
My therapy only included a better attitude with women, so it would be better if you don't make him angry or you will be punched...
Come on, don't look at me like that, I like you very much, and I want this to be a truly happy ending
"Broly said, snapping his fingers once again... snapped that he put on the lookout our Jojo's and Polnareff, who remembered what happened the last time Broly did the same...
Guau Guau Guau!!
At that moment they were all silent and moved ... but above all Polnareff, whose tears kept falling from his eyes because of what he was seeing ... for whom was running at full speed towards him
"Igggggggggggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!" Polnareff shouted with emotion while Iggy the most beloved dog of this series, which died by the attack of Vanilla Ice... jumped on him and began to chew his hair with more delicacy than ever ... although the good of Jean Pierre Polnareff didn't care for that.
But Iggy wasn't the only one to return among the dead ...
"We're not supposed to be in Dio's mansion? What do we do again at Jotaro's house?" Said Avdol, who thought he had received a surprise attack in Dio's mansion ... but he didn't remember much after that...
"My ... my wounds are healed and ...
Iggy? Avdol? Polnareff? Joseph? Jotaro? Jotaro hugging his mother?
I see ... you coudn't decipher my message and that's why now you're all dead with me ...
Is this heaven or hell?" Kakyoin said that he was having rather hasty conclusions ... although from his point of view it was most likely...
"Kakyoin, Avdol, Igyy ..." Jotaro said, shocked when he saw his deceased friends alive ... but after a few seconds of confusion he went to explain to them what had happened in a badass way.
Meanwhile Joseph was about to cry like Polnareff, who had also jumped to hug Avdol and Kakyoin in tears... he was trying to know exactly what Broly had done "Broly as you have..."
But before I could finish the question "While I was trying to adapt to your dimension I asked a magical Dragon friend of mine to give me the power to resurrect whatever I wanted whenever...
And here you have it ... I wanted this to be a happy ending for all of you"
And suddenly while our heroes were still celebrating, some of them bathed in tears, that they were still alive and that they had fulfilled their mission
"Brother ... where am I?
Who are these people?" Said a young woman who suddenly appeared behind our Stardust Crusaders.
At that moment to hear that voice coming from his back the heart of Jean Pierre Polnareff froze ... and with fear and expectation turned his head back with his eyes red for how much he had cried ... and when he saw that there was behind "Sherry..?" he could hardly articulate a word ...
He was seeing his little sister Sherry Polnareff, who was murdered J. Geil ... the reason he started his trip ... to avenge her.
"It cannot be ... it cannot ...
How?
No ... it cannot be true" Polnareff yelled with fear, but without losing hope ... since he remembered the occasion when the Stand Judgment created a murderous golem of Sherry when he asked him to revive her...
"It's no dream, hallucination or scam ... it's really your sister Sherry, to whom I've revived as well as your friends, of course with no memory of the reason for her death.
Don't be afraid Polnareff, it's real, it's alive, with you "Said Broly, touched by fulfilling the greatest wish of one of his favorite Jojo characters.
Hearing Broly's words and once again observing his confused sister... Polnareff burst into tears once more as he held her tightly... as if he was afraid that she might leave his side again.
"SHERRY… SHERRY…
Buaaahhhhhhhhh ahaaahaha!
THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!!! BUAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
¡SHERRY!!!! BUAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Cried uncontrollably Polnareff ... he cried so much and so fast that he was almost drowning with his own tears, trembling uncontrollably until he coudn't even talk… While the others, especially Advol and Joseph tried to contain their tears as well.
"Well ... I guess I've done my job here ...
I think a stranger like me is going to spoil this reunion" Said Broly who turned to leave ...
But before he could leave, Joseph went to say something to him "BROLY !!! Don't go!!!
I don't know how to thank you, but ... thank you with all my heart.
I tell you in everyone's name "Joseph said bowing in respect and thanks
"You don't need to thank me, I have not done it for you, I've done it for me ...
Helping you has made me feel good about myself ... you could say that I have only increased my ego in a self-satisfied way by doing a good action in principle disinterested by others… just as when a millionaire donates four spare coins to an apparent beneficial cause.
But suddenly a female voice made its entrance
"But…
Is not that self-indulgent selfishness the empathy that has made humans come to this point?
Putting yourself in the shoes of others, making you feel the pain of another as your own so that you can try to help him as if it were your pain...
Feel the pain mutually, help each other and rejoice each other when that pain has been overcome
Is not that selfishness that you describe the main driver of the human development and association?
Is not that what made this adventure possible?" Said Suzi Q, Joseph's wife, who was having one of her few serious moments in the series.
"Suzi ..." Jospeh sighed as he heard the words of his wife ... the woman he had cheated by a young Japanese cute woman.
Then Broly surprised and hiding his smile of satisfaction said superficially "Mmm ... you may be right... maybe I'm not as bastard as I think ... and maybe I think too much about things...
Wise words, Miss Joestar… that will make me feel less guilty in the future [after all I need a team like them... among other things]"
"Future, what are you going to do in the future?" Asked Joseph who did not miss that intriguing detail
"Nothing ... don't listen to me JEJE" Said Broly, moving his three eyes from one side to the other trying to hide his intetions
"Are you really going to go without more?" Asked Jotaro accompanied by Kakyoin, who were tired of seeing how Polnareff flooded the floor of his garden and had come to talk to his therapist
"You have defeated our greatest enemy and that of humanity and you have given us back our lives ...
We would all be very happy that you stayed for the celebration ... especially Polnareff ... although now it seems that he has fallen asleep because of the emotional shock "Kakyoin said in a very friendly way with his best friend.
"Thanks for the offer…
But for now I'm leaving ...
But one day I will surely come to say hello ...
Don't worry, the fact that I'm leaving is not the end of the world ... Stardust Crusaders" Said Broly before disappearing