Planet Trade Organization Headquarter
In a control room full of futuristic-looking giant computers of the 80s and many figurative uniformed aliens of all kinds that pressed the keys of computers in an almost random way ... in order to look like they were working in something so that their evil boss didn'tfire them ... or kill them...
A huge diabolic and reptilian aspect presides the room along with a being similar to the one of much smaller stature... which were speaking while a minion gave them a report of the situation.
"King Cold, Emperor Frieza ... Our reconnaissance teams went to investigate the area where these two incommensurable fighting powers were detected ... but when we got to that place there was nothing" Said the minions in fear by the possible reaction of their two evil bosses
It's a shame, but it was very likely that none of those two individuals stayed in the same place" King Cold said calmly since at first he didn'thave much hope of meeting those guys face-to-face on the first try.
"Jujujuju ... Yes, it's a shame father.
I guess we'll have to track them down and "convince them"... even if it's just one of them to join my army.
Moreover, if they don'taccept ... a pity, but we don'tneed such powerful people in the universe that are not under my control
Jujujuju" Frieza said laughing evilly ... Obviously King Cold and Frieza referred to Broly and Moro, who had fought that same day.
Today Frieza and King Kold were doing the usual thing for them, planning evil plans... when suddenly the giant detector of combat power detected two sources of energy that couldn't be quantified by the actual technology. That is why they sent a reconnaissance team together with the Ginyu forces as a rear guard in case these two individuals weren'tcooperative.
The most sophisticated detector they had was unable to detect power levels greater than 50,000 and they had no other means to detect their opponent's strength at such distances… so they couldn't even imagine what kind of monsters might have made him angry
But the minion anticipating the question of their bosses ... with cold sweat all over the body revealed a shocking new "King Cold, Emperor Frieza ... when I said that we haven't found anything ... I meant that there was nothing ... not only there wasn'ta trace of them ... the same solar system ... has disappeared completely, leaving no trace ... and according to our investigations had to happen very quickly ... perhaps in a single attack "
"WHATTT ?!" King Cold and Frieza screamed with fear
Their reaction wasn'texaggerated; if what that minion about to piss on because of fear was true ... it would mean that those two subjects or at least one of them was vastly superior to them.
Both King Cold and Frieza are able to destroy a planet from a single well-calculated attack in a matter of seconds if they aim the planet's core, as Frieza did with the planet Vegeta, but...
Make a whole solar system disappear with a single attack in a matter of seconds?
This was something they were clearly unable to do ...
It was something that was dozens of leagues ahead of their potential.
With cold sweat and almost trembling body they just had a thought in their head
[We were lucky that those fools didn'tarrive on time]
"Was it perhaps the God of Destruction Beerus?" Frieza wondered, who could only think of one being in the entire universe capable of such a feat.
"It's pretty likely son ...
However, I still hope that this will serve as an example that you shouldn't underestimate any threat as insignificant, doubtful or improbable as it may seem at first...
Or these may be the consequences" King Cold told Frieza, who seemed to be sparing the life of that poor messenger who wasn'tto blame for delivering bad news.
"You don'tneed to remind me ...
I think I have shown that I understood that concept by destroying the planet Vegeta ...
Maybe the Super Saiyan is just a story ... but still I haven't risked that it could appear.
Right Father?" Frieza said a little angry, it was evident that he didn'tlike to receive sermons from his father.
"JAJAJA is true son.
By the way, how are the few surviving Saiyans that you have welcomed as paid slaves under constant surveillance doing?" King Cold asked his son with an evil smile.
"Mmmm ... Those monkeys are doing their job pretty well, with the most dangerous missions, of course
Jujujujuju!
Although of course, many of them have died during the process… It is not a bad method to separate the grain from the straw...
The less Saiyans we have at our disposal better, so I'll just stay with the fittest and most profitable ... until they can become a threat.
For now there are only a few left, including the arrogant Prince Vegeta ... I hope he doesn't follow his father's path or the same fate awaits him
Jujujujuju" Frieza said laughing evilly while the author changed the stage...
…
On a practically desolate planet...
In the midst of a great mountain of corpses of unattractive looking aliens...
A tall, bald and muscular adult and two children with receding hairline but with long hair ... all with the same uniform ... sat on those corpses while casually ate and chatted among them.
"This mission has been very easy, it's been a while since we relaxed so much," said Raditz, sitting among the corpses with arrogance as he watched Vegeta and Nappa in search of approval.
"Yes, it's nice to have a simple job for a change ...
Although the reason why we have been assigned to these simple missions is because there is no longer any dangerous mission to perform
That damn Frieza!
He has been sending us to suicide missions again and again!
Of the almost 20 that we were today, only six remain!
It is evident that he is doing it on purpose! "Nappa shouted with the veins in his bald head swelling.
"Baj, Stop complaining!
Who cares about those useless?
The fact that they died in those stupid missions shows that they were weak!
Unworthy of belonging to the noble race of the Saiyans!
If we want to be more successful in the missions we must become stronger, until we are the ones who give the ordens!" Vegeta said with an extreme arrogance while devouring the extremities of a death alien.
"Yes!
You're right, Vegeta!
By the way, how has Ginger, Yam and Scallion done on their mission?" Raciz said, licking Vegeta's ass as usual, either by fear or by reverence for the stronger.
"Those three?
It seems that they have fulfilled their mission too, in a few hours they will reach the meeting point.
We should also hurry, another mission awaits us in which we will have to participate all 6 together" Said Nappa as responsible bald adult of the group
"Well, it was to be expected that those three would end soon ... their targets were even weaker than this garbage that doesn't even serve to whet the appetite.
Let's go, we have nothing left to do on this seedy planet!" Screamed Vegeta burning the mountain of corpses
"Yes…
Let's go quickly, I don'twant to hear the annoying Ginger complaining that it took us too long to get there
She and her sister are insufferable" The childish Raditz said, licking Vegeta's ass as he entered his space capsule.
…
World of Champa… kitchen
"Damn that bastard has put locators on all the food boxes!
And we forgot to ask him about his recipes!
Also what he had put in the food!" Champa shouted very angry destroying with his Hakai all the boxes of food that Broly gave them... but obviously they were already empty.
However, at that time Vados realized that there was a paper with a chibi face of Broly drawn near the boxes of food that until now they had not found.
"I think I have the answer to that last question" Said Vados reading the paper in her hand
"Oh yeah?!
And what is it?" Champa asked with some expectation
"According to this note that was on the table ...
It's a cat laxative with retardant effect" Vados said with a smile, seeming not to care about the content of that note.
Groooooooo!!
Champa's insides resonated in a violent and macabre way as he writhed in pain and the color of his face became even more purple
"TOILET !! TOILET !!
TOILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!
BROLY !!! SOME DAY YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!" Champa shouted desperately cursing Broly once more
….
World of Beerus ... bedroom of Beerus
Whis watched the sleeping Beerus spinning in his bed, occasionally unconsciously destroying things around him ... and between sighs said
"No matter the trillions of years that pass, I am still surprised by his ability to always be asleep when he has to do his job.
Well ... at least I'll be entertained a few years if Broly comes from time to time as he promised...
He would be a great candidate as God of Destruction ... or at least he could help me so that Beerus didn'tloiter so often by having a good rival
Also I can also enjoy his meals alone for now.
Huhuhuhu!"
…
Sacred World of Kai
The same green world, empty and peaceful as always where the official Kais lived ... where nothing ever happened, but ...
Piu!
Piiiu !!
Piuuuuuu !!!
Continuously several rather weak light beams fell on the already burned soil of a part of the planet
"Kibito, what are you doing?" Shin asked Kibito, who seemed to be training in a very strange technique ... he wasn'tlike always, the way of life of a Kai was based on eating and sleeping, not training.
"I'm trying to do the same as Broly-Sensei ...
Today's battle has opened my eyes!
We need to become stronger or else we are destined to be treated like small, useless children on another occasion ...
After spending my magic power I will go to train my body trying to pull the sword Z "Kibito shouted, which was overly motivated ... which surprised Shin, who didn'tshare the same enthusiasm
"Well ... if it's what you want ...
AHHH!
I hope we have no problems in the next 5 million years "Shin said relaxing once more against the turf of his peaceful planet.
…
Jaco spaceship
"TIIGGHHHHHHS!
I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE OK!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" Jaco yelled talking on the phone trying to hold the tears from his eyes
"Exaggerated…
It wasn'tthat bad, she just got a little dizzy because of how bad you're driving" Broly said through the transmitter with obvious intentions ... Tights shouldn't know she had died
"Well ... whatever ... everything is Ok ...
Broly I owe you one, now that they think I'm friends with the invincible monster that has killed the immortal Moro, made an entire solar system disappear and has wavered to a god of destruction my position in the galactic patrol has improved a lot
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
They even gave me a new ship" Jaco said with euphoria, he was amazed with his new machine and the new treatment he was receiving from his superiors.
"Well ... I'm happy for you, but surely your spaceship is crap compared to mine
But as if you use my name to do something for your benefit ... I will pay you a fee" Said Broly half joking half seriously.
"And do your job, stop lazing or I'll give all the data to my little sister and your bosses" Tights said with the same attitude as Broly
"Yes Yes…
Well, I have to leave you for now ... I have a lot of work to do.
We'll talk another day, one of us has to work "Said Jaco before going to sleep in the middle of space.
…
Planet XV0023
In a 7-star hotel, with a private beach and a 7-star bar-restaurant... a very muscular little boy with strange sunglasses with three lenses and a blonde girl in his 20s rested peacefully in some hammocks
"That's paradise ... there are no problems, there are no worries, I don'thave to do machinations or train ... for years I didn'trelax so much ..." Said Broly stretching as much as possible, taking advantage of its small size to cover the entire hammock.
Tights with a smile turned to Broly and said with a teasing tone "Jojojo ... you've cheated us all.
You wanted us to believe that you were almost two meters tall, but in reality you were still a very small child
What happen? Do you have some kind of complex?"
"Yes ... I obviously have a complex ... I am an adult with the size and appearance of a elementary school child with rickets ...
I've come on vacation to relax at all levels... I'm not going to be transformed all the fucking day...
Besides, I don'tneed to be tall to be respected in this place ... I'm disgustingly rich and powerful" Said Broly, who didn'tgive a shit at this point while he made an excitation of all the money he had (he had created)
"Sir, miss, I have brought you the drinks you asked for" Said a blue alien waiter with an antenna
"Thank you very much Linus ... take a tip.
Would you be so kind as to bring us some patatas bravas to accompany these drinks?" Broly said as if he were a nice and extravagant tycoon.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Broly, but I'm afraid we don'tknow what are "Patatas Bravas" Said Linus, the alien waiter who treated Broly and Tights exclusively due to his generous and continuous tips... he was paying for his children's university in a few hours
"WHAT?!
That they don'tknow what are patatas bravas?
Quick Linus, take me to the kitchen, I have to show the Chef how to do patatas bravas, or else... these will not be the holidays with which I have been dreaming for so long" Said Broly with great alarmism, as if the end of the world was coming
"As you order, sir," Linus said, picking up Broly's tips as they walked as if Broly were a broken ATM towards the kitchen.
[Damn you Toriyama ...
How could you forget to introduce this food in your universe?]