"Since when have you been planning all this?" Said Whis, who stood among all the angels to ask the question that he had rehearsed so many times in his mind
"Even before my birth" Answered Broly, answering the question that he always wanted to answer
"BEFORE HE WAS BORN!?" Shouted almost everyone upon hearing that absurdity.
Ok… they were talking about the guy who was immune to Zeno's erasure and who was dominating Future Zeno, but planning all of this inside the placenta seemed extreme even to him.
However, Champa, Shin, Vados and especially Whys believed they understood the subtext behind that statement "So you lied when you said you weren't a time traveller?"
Once again the theory that Broly had traveled to the past and introduced his soul into little Broly's body was plausible
"No, I have never lied about that, my first time travel was done recently.
And it was to beat Zamasu ... and other things...
Hehe..." Answered Broly refuting their theory about the time traveller Broly that possesses the body of babies
That completely confused the deities of universe 6 and 7.
If this theory, the most coherent theory that that could explain everything that happened until now and Broly's statement is not correct…
Which is the correct one?
Was Broly lying to them? Did he lie when he said that he had planned this since before he was born?
But… Why would he lie to them now?
That's why they tried to ask "So how is it ..."
"You think you know everything about the universes and dimensions ... and that you are on top of all creation ...
However...
You are but one among the infinite realities that this omniverse encompasses..." Said Broly, interrupting their question to answer in a very ambiguous way to create more questions than answers in their already confused brains
"Other realities?"
"Omniverse?"
However, these two concepts created a great alarm in certain people
"Who the hell are you Broly ... and what do you want?" Said Daishinkan, who began to understand that the situation was even more dangerous than they thought.
And of course Broly has no problem explaining the culmination of his plan "I see you want explanations ...
Mmm… I don't know if I should explain it but...
Well… I will be polite and give you this reward"
[I'm sure he's been preparing this speech for years] Thought all those who knew Broly's the personality
He's a narcissistic megalomaniac bastard who loves to hear himself talking about himself and see the surprised faces of everyone when he do or say something incredible
Of course he wanted to explain everything even if he hadn't been asked!
So Broly started explaining his story from the beginning. "One day, due to fate, I had the opportunity to be reborn in this reality in this timelinte
And not in just any body, I was able to choose the one that I liked the most and even make modifications to it to my liking..."
And of course, as in all manga or anime, people in the audience began to speak and theorize without hearing the whole story.
"I see...
That explains why the Broly's on the alternate timelines are different." Said Shin, who saw the other Broly's without a third eye on the other timelines
"So, he's someone from another reality who possessed a Broly ... or whatever it's called… from our specific timeline?
If so... it's true that he didn't travel in time.
Mmm… we didn't even think about that possibility" Said Vados, which understood why Broly technically didn't lie to them years ago
All their questions were focused on knowing if Broly was a time traveler or not, so he always told them the truth on this matter.
However, there were two things that didn't fit despite that… and whys wanted to know why "That explains how you could evade some of our questions.
However, what the omniscient Zuno told us didn't..."
"I forced Zuno to work for me some minutes before you audience with him, therefore he told you what I told him to say...
But let's not anticipate events, I am still explaining what happened on the planet Vegeta..." Said Broly, interrupting Whys speech just like he interrupted him and replaying the projection of his life history with his third eye… maybe one of his favourite skills…
"Damn bastard..." Shouted Champa with great indignation. That son of a bitch knew that they were going to ask him and he ripped them off a second time after using the Dragon Balls to deceive them
Even his brother agreed with him "Yes, he fooled us like idiots all this time...
And I'm afraid he also did the same with the story of the time lock..."
Meanwhile, Broly continued to explain his story "After manipulating the entire planet from the shadows in my incubator, thanks to my psychic powers, I managed to build my spaceship to leave that garbage dump…
… But not before meeting the God of Destruction Beerus, who would come to the planet Vegeta shortly, surely to destroy it due to King Vegeta incompetence...
It wasn't 100% necessary to meet him, but if I had a chance to fight him a bit it would save me training time in the future.
In addition, I knew perfectly how to influence him to help me in my purpose"
"Is he talking about the food?" Asked Beerus to Whys, a little embarrassed for being so predictable
"Yes… is the food" Answered Whys, who shared the same feelin
Moreover, the film continued
"After that I emigrated to planet Earth, where I live now, an incredible place where there are Dragon Balls and a very nice Kami, which I exploited to the maximum for years to increase my power, skills and knowledge" Said Broly, freezing the image in a photo of Kami, Mr Popo and him when he was a kid. Broly was very happy as he grabbed the two of them by the shoulder to take that picture, however Kami and Mr Popo seemed to be very uncomfortable
And of course, Piccolo, who carried the memories and essence of the late Kami said "Those were horrible days ..."
A comment that Broly ignored to continue with the next part of his story "And once I was ready, I used the Dragon Balls from planet Namek to travel to universe 6 to get the latest Super Dragon Balls.
Yes, these Dragon Balls, the ones you can see on my right
Which I used to make a somewhat special wish that you will soon have the opportunity to know"
"And that's when my nightmare began" Said Champa remembering bitterly how he met Broly
"I've been insisting for years ...
The Dragon Balls twist the natural order of everything..." Said Fuwa, another of the deities that suffered at the hands of Broly when he came to tour the Universe 6 in search of Dragon Balls
"Although I didn't just look for the Super Dragon Balls, no, no, no...
During my visit I also got other pieces of my great puzzle, such as my transformations, the Hakai energy thanks to Champa and among many other things... the potara of a Supreme Kaioshin Fuwa, which were undoubtedly very helpful in perfecting my multiplication and fusion techniques
Without forgetting of course that these earrings helped me a lot a few hours ago ... when all the gods were watching me fight" Broly said, this time with a more malevolent smile than usual as he showed images of different Brolys traveling to the planets of different Supreme Kais.
"WHAT!?" Shouted all the Supreme Kaioshins in the tournament upon see that the greatest monster that had existed in the universe was trespassing in his house to do something very bad.
These images were certainly disturbing and even criminals… however, what does this have to do with the potara of a Supreme Kai and the…
"OH NO!" Shouted Gowasu, the supreme Kai of the universe 10 and the ex-sensei of Zamasu, who was able to relate both concepts due to a recent bad experience "DON'T TELL ME THAT WHEN WE WERE IN THE MEETING YOU STOLE OUR TIME RINGS AND…"
GOOONNN!!!
"Ding Dong!
We'll get to that point lateter..." Said Broly, interrupting Gowasu's correct deduction with a gong that had just materialized.
"…"
So after a silence in which all the gods and angels avoided asking questions about what Gowasu was about to say... Broly continued "Later I managed to assimilate Buu, further increasing my arsenal of mind-blowing powers.
And due to a set of misunderstandings the deities of Universes 6 and 7 ... except Beerus, who was sleeping ... almost uncovered, albeit by mistake, that I was plotting what you see I was plotting ...
Basically Whis and Vados mistakenly believed that I was an evil time traveler and that in some way I prevent time travels to the future..."
"It was you right?
How did you do it?" Shouted Shin, interrupting for the umpteenth time
Something that was starting to irritate Broly
"The questions for later!
I'm trying to sum up almost fifty years ... well, actually millions ... of my life
Be patient... or else I'll have to sew your mouth ... literally" Said Broly materializing a thread and a needle that was burning with a lighter to disinfect it
So upon see that no one asked him anything else or obvious reasons, Broly continued with his monologue "When they tried to capture me, I beat up Champa and continued to invent alibis, twist reality, choose the questions that would be answered and coerce and brainwash their informant ...
So I was declared innocent of some crimes that I hadn't committed, of others that I hadn't yet committed ... and of others that I did commit..." Said Broly, this time projecting over and over again the combat that he and Champa had, in which an elementary school boy humiliatingly beat up a Hakaishin with thousands of years of experience
A rather humiliating feature film for Champa, which the other Hakaishins took advantage of and gladly made fun of him "Hehehe… pathetic…"
"He didn't beat me up...
I let him win so I could...
Besides!
He caught me by surprise ..." Shouted Champa, who didn't know very well how to defend himself… he was humiliated by a toddler…
"And although Whis was still suspicious of me and I knew that he was still suspicious of me… both tried to feign ignorance ...
What he didn't know is that part of me had already fled from this reality and had entered other different realities in which I acquired great power ups, allies and my own reality ...
An infinite reality made with different laws than this reality
And I am the very embodiment of those laws" Said Broly again, projecting on dozens of screens his adventures in the Main Reality, the other realities of the Shonen Jump ... and in another that doesn't belong to the Shonen Jump...
And thanks to that auditory and visual explanation, Daishinkan was finally able to understand Broly's great secret "I already understand it...
No one in all of this reality can defeat Zeno-sama, since he's the sovereign of this reality, which makes him immutable to everything created in this reality and can erase everything that exists in this reality...
But you ... although you were technically born in this reality, you became completely independent of it after absorbing the laws from other realities and creating your own.
That's why you were able to affect Zeno-sama of the future and you are immune to his erasing..."
Zeno-sama is the game master of the Dragon Ball reality so he can do whatever he wants with his code and his code can't do anything against him… However, the character Broly without anyone noticing, became independent from his original code and after devouring other games, modifying himself and creating his own game, becoming another game master
And later he introduced himself into Zeno's game as if he were a virus to ...
"Bingo!
You understand quickly Daishinkan" Said Broly, who even applauded this interruption. He had several videos prepared in case no one understood that point, but he was glad that wasn't necessary to use them.
"This is…"
"I can't believe this is all true ..."
"Many times reality surpasses the wildest of our fantasies ..."
Many still didn't understand what was happening and many others who came to understand it still couldn't believe it ... but that didn't matter to Broly. If the bosses had understood and accepted it he shouldn't care too much about the opinion of the plebs. Therefore he continued with his monologue "The subsequent decades didn't have much relevance in my plan.
I just kept training and working so that everything continued as planned, I sat down with the best woman in the world with whom I have had two children and I plan to continue having ... and I made great friends ...
Which I help from time to time to solve their problems and making them better than they could be ... even Vegeta ...
But above all I got in touch with Goku, my perfect unconscious pawn for my future plan..."
"He hadn't messed with me for a long time ...
I was beginning to miss it" Said Vegeta, with sense of humor and sarcasm
"My dad an unconscious pawn?" Said Gohan, very worried upon hearing those terms directed from his teacher to his dad
"Pawn?
What's that?" Asked Goku, who doesn't know what chess is
And without caring about the opinions and questions of his friends, especially Goku's, Broly finally reached the climax of his monologue "In short ... I continued living my life
Until a certain predestined event moved my plans again...
And that was the awakening of Beerus..."
"WHAT!?" Beerus yelled, sensing like all the other Gods that he was once again the epicenter of every problem