In Zeno-sama's palace
"WH...
WH...
WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
IN...INCREDIBLE!!
THESE ARE ALL THE GODS OF ALL THE UNIVERSES!?" Goku yelled suddenly
And it was normal for Goku to be so surprised, since suddenly all the main gods of each universe ... and two guests ... were summoned at the same time.
All of them bowed without daring to raise their heads the slightest
The reason?
It was simple, they were in the presence of Zeno-sama, a spoiled and almighty child who practically despised them and was willing to vanish them at any moment.
They were all freaked out...
Everyone except...
"Hi-Dilly-Ho-Dilly Goku" Said Broly, waving to Goku right after being teleported
"Broly!
Have you also come?" Said Goku, also waving to Broly
"WTF!?" Involuntarily exclaimed all the gods and angels of the other universes apart from the seven
And it wasn't surprising that they had that reaction, obviously each and every one of the Gods called there had many questions, such as...
Why had everyone been summoned so suddenly?
Why are there two Zeno-samas?
Who's that mortal who's playing with the two Zeno-samas?
And who's that huge guy with three eyes who seems to be from Universe 7 and who knows the guy who plays with the two Zeno-samas?
WHAT THE HELL BROLY AND GOKU ARE DOING HERE!
Questions that our dear gods wanted to be answered ...
Even so, their intuition and ability to relate facts told them something without the need to receive an answer...
Universe 7 ... problemes…
BEERUS!
HE'S TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING AGAIN!
"It's been a long time, everyone" Said Zeno, saluting all his slaves
"Well, It's the first time for me…
Pleased to meet you all…" Said the Future Zeno, also saluting all his slaves
And as in any royal palace, after the King had done the hard work of greeting, the prime minister took control of the meeting
"You may all lift your heads" Daishinkan said, ending with the humiliation of those who are theoretically the most important beings in their respective universes.
Following his orders with relative gusto, the Hakaishin, Kaioshin, and Tenshin raised their heads and, as usual, waited for the Daishinkan to explain why they had been summoned.
Or that's what was planned ...
But before that he was forced to ask a question ... or maybe two ...
"Belmon…
Beerus…
Who's that behind you?" Asked Daishinkan to the clown god of destruction and to the cat god of destruction... meanwhile their Kaioshin were ignored, as usual
And as if this is a classroom full of disgusting kids trying to be the teacher's favorites, Belmond answered the question very quickly to stay ahead in this stupid competition "This is Toppo
Actually, I was thinking of retiring soon, so I'm currently training him as my candidate for the next God or Destruction
I brought him along so that he could gain some experience from this"
"I'm Toppo, pleased to make your acquaintance" Said Toppo, introducing himself to his impending direct bosses with respect
"I see.
Well then, hard so that you succeed in becoming God of Destruction" Said Daishinkan welcoming the new direct slave… and then he asked the most coherent question to the following universe after this intervention "And you, Beerus?
You also plan to retire soon?"
"No, of course not...
This...
Well…
How can explain myself?
His name is Broly ...
And he is..." Beerus stuttered, who had no fucking idea how to introduce Broly or explain why he was here
He didn't even know where to start with the introduction of this abnormality !
He hadn't prepared an answer to that question! They hadn't given him enough time!
Luckily for him, Broly had already devised a plan
"Hello everyone, I'm Broly
I have a long list of titles, but among other things I am Goku's friend, teacher and to a certain extent his caretaker
He always avoids taking his medicine, that's why his wife has asked me to force him to take it.
With me he can't cheat or escape
That's why they brought me here...
Don't mind me" Broly said as he shook some solvent tablets with Broly's face in the container
[But… what the hell are yo saying?] Beerus and Whis thought, who had to bite their own tongues to avoid asking that question out loud.
"Eh? Medicine? For wat!?
I'm fine, I don't need medicine" Said Goku with confusion and fear in his eyes, as if he had met an old enemy
An unexpected enemy, whose existence was unknown until a second ago and who didn't even know that he's his enemy
"That's not what your wife says and the analyzes we have done
Do you remember the heart disease you had years ago
Well, if you don't take this, it's likely that you will suffer it again" Said Broly, who continued with his great improvisation and overload of bullshit
It was more than obvious that Goku didn't need any kind of medicine, his heart was in perfect conditions and nobody and nobody had prescribed anything to him!
… However Goku was aware of his limited memory for these matters… isn't 100% impossible for him to forget about the existence of this medicine
Even so, Goku who was still not entirely sure if he should take it or not, took his right not to take medication "One moment?
I ... I don't remember that ... besides… I'm…"
"If you don't take it now, there's a 99% probability that in 24 hours you will get sick again.
Therefore you will be a few days in the bed, without being able to fight in your so esteemed tournament ... and your wife will kill you for missing work and don't take your medicine...
You want that?" Said Broly, employing the most dissuasively effective methods
Appeal that he couldn't play in the tournament he was organizing + his wife angry and scolding him for days
A mortal combination for Goku
"No...
But ... I hate medicine ..." Said Goku, who was completely cajoled by Broly, but still put up resistance
His dislike and fear of modern medicine wasn't something to underestimate in him.
But once again Broly had foreseen this situation!
"Don't worry, I have dissolved it in…
MY SPECIAL ORANGE JUICE!" Broly said as he took out of his private dimension a glass of Gourmet orange juice that mixed with with the drug
An orange juice so sweet and intoxicating that mesmerized all the Hakaishins, Kaoishon and Tenshin at once
"What's this aroma?" Asked rhetorically Kusu, the Tenshin of Universe 10 and the oldest Tenshin apart from Daishinkan, who in her long life had never smelled anything like it
"This is something created by mortals?
How!?" Said Eyre, the scientist Kaioshin with glasses of the Universe 3, who began to become obsessed more with the formula of that juice than with the reason for which they had been invoked
"That's… something… normal…
[Damn Beerus… he can taste something like this and not me?]" Said and thought Quitela the Hakaishin kid rat of the Universe 4, who oozed envy, hatred and resentment towards Beerus like never before
And while the deities debated over the identity of that strange guest and his juice... Broly was struggling with Goku to force him to drink the damn juice
"Drink this dammit!
Even you shouldn't have a problem" Broly said, almost stamping the juice against Goku's face, who was reluctant to take his medicine, turning his face away like a small child
Until finally Goku took the first sip "WUOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" And after that it was no longer necessary to force him to drink, he took Broly's glass from his hand and said with extreme happiness "It's delicious!!!"
"You are like a cat ..." Broly complained while looking at Beerus and Champa for some reason
And if the heady aroma of the juice aroused the passion of the local deities ... Goku's happy and stately expression after drinking it aroused the curiosity of the supreme deity.
"What was that?
Tastes good?
Can I taste it?" Asked Future Zeno, like a child seeing his older brother enjoy something new
"I would like to taste it too" Asked Zeno, who didn't want to be the only one left out
[These gods ... they are so simple ...] Broly thought as he tried to camouflage his wicked smile for a friendly one and said "It's a juice that I prepare, the best cook of all the universes that there has been and that there will be.
Yes, no problem, I had brought a lot.
These without medicine, of course"
However, Broly didn't deliver the drinks directly to the two Zenos, he knew the protocol. The gifts given to the supreme bighead needed to be supervised first by their two royal nannies.
And on this occasion, as someone was delivering drink to them, even Daishinkan supervised that exchange.
Okay, there is nothing wrong with them" Said Daishinkan delivering the two juices with telekinesis to the two Zenos
So after passing the security check, the two Zenos got ready to savour their first orange juice… and this was undoubtedly an extremely tense moment for all the deities of the universes
None of them believed that that juice that smelled so good could taste bad, nor that Daishinkan and the babysitters were unable to detect something strange that could poison Zeno-sama, and of course no one imagined that a simple juice could kill the invincible Zeno-sama
But, there were still many things that could make Zeno angry ...
What if there was some fruit pulp left in the drink?
What if Zeno-sama had very high expectations that this juice couldn't fulfill?
What if he chokes by mistake?
Any one of those events could cause a chain reaction that would end all universes!
Giving juice to not just one, but two Zeno-samas wasn't a laughing matter!
Fortunately his concerns were just ridiculous
"MMM...
It's delicious!" Said Zeno with a great smile, he had never tasted something so delicious ... although he doesn't need to eat ...
"Yes, it is, a lot
Do you have more?" Asked Future Zeno, who totally agreed with his other self
"Yes...
She had prepared a few liters
I do it with special oranges that are only found in Universe 7
If you run out you can contact Whis" Said Broly, delivering several liters of that delicious juice, which were taken by the two babysitters to the royal fridge
Something that the two Zeno-samas joyfully celebrated "GREEEEEEEEATTTT!!"
Great! Brilliant! Excellent! Brutal! Fantastic! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
All the universes had survived the great juice crisis!
This was something that surely the native gods of the universes would have to be celebrating, only in their minds, of course ... since they couldn't be too expressive in front of Zeno-sama
However they were too shocked by what they had just experienced to think about that...
"I cannot believe it…
He has dazzled Zeno-sama with his food..." Champa said involuntarily, he was so shocked that he couldn't even control his stupid facial expression
"I see...
This is something that works with all divinities..." Said Vados glaring at his brother Whis
[Broly what the hell have you done?
And I'm talking about Goku] Asked Beerus telepathically to his arch nemesis and possibly his saviour as well
[I have given something to Goku... a little thing that will make him stay calm for a while
He won't get us in any more trouble in two or three hours
Besides... I have made the Zeno's favour your universe a little bit, that's if he wants to get more juice from now on
you should thank me] Broly replied telepathically as well, proving that his services were expensive but worth of every penny
[Grr ...
Good job...] Said Beerus telepathically again, satisfied with the result but upset with Broly anyway
And without further ado, after solving the matter of the two guests, Goku's medicine and Broly's wonderful juice Daishinkan talked about the first of his agenda "I will now deliver an announcement form the Kings of all…
Although it's sudden, in 5 click from now, or on the 157th hour of the 3.135.500.603 rd day of the era of our King…
Whe shall be holding a Tournament of Power where members slected by each universe will compete in strength and ability"
"I knew it…
His suggestion to Zeno-sama back then has really come true…" Said Champa, who started cursing the day he came with this absurd idea after his visit to the Salad plane
And while the other gods of the other universes wondered among themselves what was happening ... and Beerus kept losing hair due to stress…
The future Zeno asked something to his other self "Gossp
Gosssp"
Something that didn't go unnoticed by the attentive Daishinkan, who asked to his boss "Is there something that matter?"
"The other me says he doesn't understand" Zeno said, unknowingly representing eleven universes with that comment.
"Huh?
Oh, about the Tournament of power
"Indeed, the Zeno-sama from the future would never have seen one before
Very well, in that case…
How about we have a simple exhibition match right here and now?" Said Daishinkan, as always proposing solutions that would please his two rugby ball heads
"OOHHH!!" Zeno shouted excitedly by that idea
"…"
"OOOHH!" Future Zeno shouted excitedly by that idea too
Therefore, after receiving his confirmation Daishinkan snapped his fingers and "Let me change this into a stage"
Clack!
They were all teleported to a new location where there was a huge ring
BYUU!!
Where the participants of each universe floated next to it on a flying platform ... and the Zenos and Daishinkan, from a privileged position presided over that enormous space
"Ahhh!
I got teleported here too…
Ahhh… my head is pinning…
Guaaa.." Said Goku, which was teleported with his friends from universe seven and due to his surprise and his selective dupes fell to the ground
"GOKU!
I TOLD YOU OVER AND OVER TO BE CAREFULL!" Shouted Beerus to Goku, as always trying to make him understand that he was always putting them on the brink of extinction with his stupid selfishness
But while this repetitive domestic scene took place on the platform of the universe 7 the other gods and guests paid attention to Daishinkan, who was about to give the following instruction
"Now then, will all the Gods of Destrution please…
Head to the stage?" Said Daishinkan, crooking the asses of all the lazy gods of destruction with that sentence
"HUH?!!"
"HUH?!!"
"HUH?!!"
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"HUH?!!"
"HUH?!!"
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"HUH?!!"
"HUH?!!"
"HUH?!!"
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"What..?!
Us..?" Shouted all the Hakaishins at one upon hearing that they had been ordered to do something forbidden like fight each other…
"H…hang on a minute!
The Gods of Destruction will be participating in the Tournament of Power?!" Asked Rumsshi, the Hakaishin of the universe 10, who thought that this didn't make any sense
However, for some reason it did make sense to the second-in-command and the main manager of all the universes "You are all inhabitants of you respective Universes as well
So it's only natural that you would fight as their representatives, right?"
And there all possible debate ended!
Daishinkan, the most powerful fighter in this reality, had been very clear about it.
It wasn't a request, it was a direct order that had to be carried out right now
Although he spoke with them in a cordial and even friendly way and rarely demonstrated his power or acted with violence, none of the gods present there dared to oppose him nor to contradict him
At least it is so in the case of the gods ...
"This ... in my humble but true opinion ...
I think it's not a good idea for the Gods of Destruction to fight in the tournament.
Not even now..." Said Broly innocently while stroking Beerus head hard to accelerate the shedding of his fur
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[BROLY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!] All the gods of all the universes shouted telepathically at the same time ... especially those of universe 7