"Thanks Broly!
Thank you for this wonderful gift!
HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUA!" Alabama Zamasu said to himself as he thought about how to implement his new plan
However, he wasn't alone in that place, his dear friend Broly was right behind him whispering in his ear in a very haunting way "You're welcome, but I didn't do it with that intention
The only thing that is redeemable in you is how positive you are
You try to turn your problems into opportunities
Even if it's impossible"
"KIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Shouted Alabama Zamasu with outright terror upon seeing again the most monstrous, sadistic and cruel being he had ever had the misfortune to meet
Just by hearing his voice his heart stop beating and his brain suffered a stroke… thus accumulating one more death to the marker
Zamasu only knew Broly since a few minutes ago … even so from his point of view it is as if he had tortured him for years!
And even though the last time he saw him was a few seconds ago just like a Vietnam War veteran with post-traumatic stress had thousands of flashes that contained all the horror that he had to live and witness in that hellish place
"Why are you so scared?
Have you seen a monster or something?" Broly said as he looked from side to side, pretending not to know why Alabama Zamasu had just pissed in his pants
"How ... how did you find me?
How have you been able to follow me through time?" Alabma Zamasu asked as he tried to get up from the ground, although it wasn't easy, his legs didn't stop shaking
How the hell had he managed to follow him here? And how the hell did he know that he would be exactly in this timeline and era?
HOW THE HELL HAD HE FOUND HIM!?
"Asih…. Zamasu, Zamasu, Zamasu… you never traveled in time" Broly patted Alabama Zamasu's head and showed him something very familiar that took out of his Formless Realm "See, this is the real time ring.
The one you have in your hand is a fake that I exchanged
Instead of time travel, when you use it you get trapped in a perfect illusion that makes you think you've travelled in time
Did you really think that I wasn't going to confiscate this toy?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Said Broly as he returned the time ring to his private dimension and undo the illusion in which he had locked Alabama Zamasu
Then he realized that he had never left the Earth from Trunks' timeline. He was still in the same city devastated by himself while Goku, Trunks and Vegeta began to look at him with some pity
A pity that wounded him in the soul as if burning daggers were stabbing him!
Therefore, after realizing that the earlier outburst of optimism and megalomania had only been a ridiculous and humiliating sight to all who witnessed it ... Alabama Zamasu began to unravel. "Why? Why!? WHY!!??
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!"
Why…
Why had Broly been killing him over and over again in the most twisted and painful ways possible?
Why had he been humiliating him like this?
Why had he destroyed the perfect image he had of himself?
Why only after experiencing millions of deaths did he show him that he could do absolutely nothing against him?
Why did he let him experience hope again to plunge him back into even deeper despair?
Why? Why!? WHY!!??
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
Except because his plan is to kill him and everyone, has killed his alternate wife, had destroyed his alternate stepson's life and his biggest crime... ruin his barbacue...
Why was he bothering so much to destroy him?
WHY WAS HE DOING ALL OF THIS TO HIM???!!!
"Why?
Evidently...
Because it is extremely fun!
Seeing how a pathetic, arrogant and narcissistic piece of shit who thinks he is the best like you shows that despair by understanding and accepting that he is incapable of doing anything against the true most powerful being of all…
ME!
It's just delicious ...
I'M LOVIN 'IT!
KIAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
HUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! HUAAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!" Shouted Broly, who laughed like an extremely over-acted perverse and mad cliché villain with an overdose of methamphetamine, cocaine, and dog urine
Just like… Zamasu used to do…
And he didn't like seeing himself in that strange mirror, nothing at all [This guy…
He's a fucking unhinged without restrain… a psycho without shame … a sadist without empathy ... narcissist without mirror… a monster without a leash…
HE'S CRAZY! HE'S DISGUSTING! HE'S A FUCKING SCUM!
He is... he's…
He's like m...?
…
I have… I have…
I HAVE TO RUN AWAY FORM HERE RIGHT NOW!!!]
And the most efficient and effective way to escape waw…
KAI KAI
?
KAI KAI!
?
"What the hell is happening?!" Alabama Zamasu screamed in bewilderment and despair as he realized another terrible setback
KAI KAI! KAI KAI! KAI KAI!
KAI KAI!!! KAI KAI!!! KAI KAI!!! KAI KAI!!! KAI KAI!!! KAI KAI!!!
KAI KAI!!! KAI KAI!!! KAI KAI!!!KAI KAI!!! KAI KAI!!! KAI KAI!!!KAI KAI!!! KAI KAI!!! KAI KAI!!!
KAI KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
But it was useless
"Why?
Why doesn't work?" Said Alabama Zamasu helpless and almost out of breath as he looked at Broly fearfully
He was unable to understand what this brewer's droop was due to… but it's very possible that he knew who the culprit was
And worst of all is that a part of him didn't want to know the answer
"Why?
Do you think you can do something in my presence that I don't authorize?
Know your place, inferior being" Said Broly looking at him with the same contempt and disgust with which someone would look at an excrement while as he used his "Causal Invasion" to prevent Alabama Zamasu from teleporting and…
CRASHHHH!!!
He also used "Spatial Invasion" to crush him to the ground, thus breaking some of his bones… and not only his bones…
"No...
Noooo...
NOOOOOOOO!!!!"
This time his spirit was completely destroyed
Zamasu had already understood that Broly was far superior to him in everything and that he couldn't defeat him… he is a narcissistic madman who had believed in his own delusions of grandeur, but wasn't such an idiot as not to recognize the situation.
Even so, he always believed that he had a means with which to survive against that monster.
His superior intelligence, with which he had managed to get to this point and with which he would possibly find a solution.
His incredible power, with which he had managed to kill all the Hakaishin (indirectly) in an entire timeline… that grew every moment and that could even surpass Broly at some point
His just crusade to purify the universe, with which feel morally superior and justify all his actions before his enemies
His eternal immortality, with which he believed himself invincible in the face of any eventuality
His great ego and self-esteem, that made him believe that he is the best and that he had no limits
And last but not least his multiple escape methods like the time ring or the Kai Kai, with which to make a strategic withdrawal in the unlikely event that something goes wrong
These were the pillars that held Zamasu's fighting spirit standing.
With only one of them standing, Zamasu could keep fighting and trying to fulfill his ambition!
But Broly gladly destroyed each and every one of those pillars, and thus reducing Zamasu into a crybaby
"Noooo…
Noooooooo!!!!
Ugggghhhh!!! Snfff!!!
NOOOOOOHHH!!
Snfff!!! Ihhhh ggggg!
OH MY GOD!
Buaahahah!!! Ingg.....!!!
UGhggghhhhggghhhh!!!" Shouted the mentally destroyed Alabama Zamasu while trying to hold back his crying
But it was impossible, the tears wouldn't stop coming out as if they were a cataract ... and the increase in gravity caused by Broly didn't help
However, for Broly that wasn't enough
"YES! YES!
Oh, let me taste your tears Zamasu" Sais Broly as he literally… "Mmm, your tears are so yummy, sweet" as he literally grabbed Zamasu by the head and started licking his tears straight from his eyes!
Something that undoubtedly traumatized the already cracked Zamasu even more.
But he wasn't the only one!
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
Everyone felt chills and even the urge to throw up upon witnessing that brutal, crude and disgusting act of bullying
Even Trunks couldn't help feeling some pity for his mortal enemy!
Almost anyone rose instinctively from their chairs in disgust, as if they had seen a nasty bug crawling up their leg…
And those who didn't do it weren't because they didn't feel disgust or rejection towards that disgusting act… It was because other emotions invaded the hearts of those who witnessed it.
Like Yamcha, Vegeta and Beerus who froze in their respective armchairs due to the excruciating fear of imagining that this could happen to them too
Or Bulma and Bra, who started to move away from her side by sideways shifting their chairs
However, the standard timeline Broly wasn't bothered by their normal reaction, he was too busy admiring himself on screen.
"OH!
The tears of unfathomable sadness and despair
MMMMM!!!!
Yummy, yummy!
You amuse me so much that I'm even beginning to think about not killing you..." Said Broly still evilly licking Alabama Zamasu's left eye tears
When suddenly apart from fear, despair, helplessness and indescribable disgust among other thousands negative emotions… Alabama Zamasu noticed that he couldn't see with his left eye
And not only that, he had lost sensitivity in some areas of the left part of his body, something that he noticed immediately due to pain to which the other part of his body was being subjected due to the increased gravity.
So after using much of his strength and will to turn his head and thus see what was happening to the left part of his body
His despair increased even more!
"AAAHHHH !!!
WHAT IS THIS!?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BODY !?" Asked the crybaby Alabama Zamasu upon see that from his left eye a strange black energy was spreading to the rest of his body, devouring everything in its path
And Broly obviously ... with a lovely and creepy smile ... explained to his toy what was doing with him "I am slowly taking your body to a dimension of mine in which time only exists for me
Being trapped by me in there means living death, no matter how immortal you are, you won't die… but you won't live either
Your destiny is… be part of my collection and entertain me for all eternity"
"AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Alabama Zamasu shouted when he realized that this was a fate worse than death
And due to that extreme fear, he tried to survive once more despite knowing that everything was useless.
CLASSHHH!!!
So, just as he did with the Amaterau, he started parts not infected with telekinesis and sent them as far as he could.
FIUUMM!!
Therefore, regenerating from one of those parts
"Good idea to cut part of your body to stop the infection
You are a persistent cockroach. You know you are doomed, but still you cling to life
I congratulate you, but...
You run out of time..." Broly said as he made a stopwatch appear and counted down "3, 2, 1, YA!"
And instantly, just as Broly predicted the fusion between Zamasu's and Zamasu ended
"Ga... ahhh!!
Ahhh!!!"
However, it didn't end as everyone expected…