In a dark room of Babidi's ship
In the middle of a thick smoke screen ...
Everything was happening at dramatic speed… to create even more tension.
"COME BUU!!!
KILL THEM!
AVENGE YOUR CREATOR
HUA HUA HUA!!!" Shouted Babidi with a crazy voice as he danced with joy for having managed to claim the most powerful weapon of his family
"NOOOOOOO !!!!
IT'S THE END!!!" Shin yelled as he collapsed physically and mentally
"Our time has come guys" said Goku, who indicated to all his friends to get into a fighting position.
The time had come and this time they will save the world together
"HAHAHAHA !!!
You poor fools, you won't be able to do anything" Babidi shouted with more euphoria than before.
This was the beginning of the end of his great plan!
THE PLAN TO TAKE OVER ALL THE UNIVERSE!
And that plan started with Buu's awakening ...
An ancient being whose sole mission was to destroy all existence and which our heroes and villains began to glimpse as the smokescreen dissipated.
His appearance was ... something out of this world ... although hardly identifiable with something like the supposed terrible monster that everyone was talking about ... but still it was something that his imagination would never have been able to emulate.
Everyone was petrified watching those small round eyes, and small rounded grey "ears" of that short and small, with a rather large oval-shaped head and sky blue skin, except for two sections from his ears to the middle of each eye on both sides of his head, which are purple
"Where I am?
What is this place?" Said that unknown being with a childish voice as he looked around in bewilderment.
No one had ever seen anything like him, the same with that strange magenta and yellow lined coat and black and white shirt underneath, with the kanji for (全) on the front that that little being was wearing
No one except...
"W-WH-WHA-WHATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!???" Shin and Kibito shouted with their mouths wide open and their eyes about to come out of their sockets as they though that were about to die dehydrated due to the torrent of cold sweat that was running through their bodies incessantly
That being ...
The one in front of him ... was someone they knew too well ...
Someone extremely fearsome!
That being is ...
"Nooooo…
NOOOOOOOO!!
It's not possible….
Z… ZE… ZEN… ZENO-SAMA !!!?
What ... what is happening?" Shin said as he looked terrified at the imposing god at all without blinking or making any kind of movement just like Kibito
Although ... their voices could barely be heard in that closed and practically silent room
Due to the initial terror of coming face to face with Majin Buu along with the subsequent surprise and even greater terror of meeting without any kind of logic with the destroyer of universes ... Shin and Kibito were on the verge of a psychotic and heart attack!
Such was their shock that their throat suddenly became dry, so much so that it was difficult for them to even breathe, preventing them from speaking correctly ...
"Hey?
Is that the monster?" Goku said puzzled and disappointed as he pointed to that blue dwarf with a deformed head, just like everyone
And when I say all is all ...
"Babidi-sama ... is that Majin Boo?" Dabra asked, that like almost everyone, he could not believe that this ridiculous looking being was the fearsome monster that destroyed galaxies with a flick of his hand
"Not sure…
I've never seen him before
Kaioshin's the only one here who's ever actually seen him" Said Babidi, who like his lackey also had serious doubts, but luckily he knew how to contrast this information
"Shin… Kibito…
Is that Majin Boo?" Gohan asked on behalf of everyone
However Shin was unable to answer correctly, it was as if he was not listening to them, or rather ... as if his body and mind were completely blocked.
"Ahhhh…
AHHHHH…
AHHHHHHHH…
That's imposible…" Shin stammered as he tried to kneel before his royal royalty.
However, it was being impossible, his legs were completely paralyzed due to the shock
"It seems that they are terrified…
Seems to be Majin Boo, after all!?" Babidi said excitedly upon seeing Shin's expression
He was totally scared to death!
There was no doubt, that being despite his appearance was the fearsome Majin Buu
"Him?" Everyone said pointing to the suspected Buu, who still could not believe that he was that abominable being
"Hey there, Majin Boo!" Babidi shouted with great enthusiasm as he got dangerously close to his new subject.
Although that Buu didn't recognized him at all…
"Who are you?
Who are you talking to?" Zeno asked Babidi as he looked around him looking for that supposed Majin Buu, but he didn't see anyone else behind him.
Who the hell was he talking to?
To him?
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!
Ohhh…. No ... Babidi ...
Don't say anything ... don't say anything else ..." Shin and Kibito yelled inward as they fell further into despair upon see that Babidi could provoke the wrath of the childish destroyer of the universes and realities
However, they words could barely get out of their mind and mouth, they were too scared and shocked to vocalize properly.
"I-I'm Babidi, the child of Bibidi, who created you!
I've revived you after you were sealed up in your ball for an incredibly long time
And so, starting today, I will be your master!" Babidi said, proclaiming himself the owner of Zeno, the supreme being who was above all
An incredibly irritable and bipolar supreme being
"What the hell are you saying
You are very annoying" Zeno said, showing great hostility towards Babidi
How could he not be?
Few seconds ago, he was quietly playing marbles with planets in his house when suddenly appeared in this ugly place and suddenly an even uglier bug said that HE was his property
He was very angry
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...
BABIDI! PLEASE!" Shin and Kibito stammered completely pale, as if the blood on their bodies was drying...
They would both be crying and sweating profusely ... but there was no more water in their bodies
Despite being gods with a very long life expectancy, they felt that they were losing thousands of years of life in this small interval of time.
"Babidi-sama, with all due respect, it seems that the resurrection ritual was a failure…
It's impossible for someone who looks like this to be the fearsome Majin Buu" Dabra said, belittling Zeno out loud, so that he could hear him perfectly.
"You're right, it looks like a retarded baby with a head malformation" Said Broly, totally agreeing with Zeno's stupid appearance.
Some appreciations that completely melted the already battered mental resistances of the two poor Kaioshin, that were about to faint between screams "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
STUPIDS!
DO YOU HAVE AN IDEA OF WHO YOU HAVE JUST DISRESPECTED!?
HE'S ZENO-SAMA!
A being that can erase universes with a simple flick of his hand!
Buu in comparison is a fucking bitch! An insignificant being!
HOW YOU DARE TO BOTHER HIM IN ANY WAY!?
That and many more things were what Shin and Kibito wanted to tell everyone, however they did not have time to do that…
"I don't like this place, I don't like you ...
I don't like…
This universe…" Zeno said very angry.
Immediately afterwards he flew and spread his arms... and suddenly a bluish light shone from the palm of his hands
It seemed as if he was aiming to perform an energy attack, but ...
It was very different...
"Hey?
What's he doing?" All mortals asked, as they were unable to feel Ki in Zeno's hands or body
They had no idea what he was doing, but...
The gods knew it perfectly... and this was precisely what they had feared so much "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
This can't be happening ...
It's not possible!
We are going to…
We are going to...
I am the worst Kaioshin ever!"
And possibly it was true, his incompetence had caused Babidi to find Buu's ball and somehow... although he still had no idea how ... that summoned Zeno-sama
Due to shock that caused their state of mental derangement, they were unable to warn others or try to mediate with Zeno
And his negligence caused the Supreme Being to use his ability to destroy entire timelines
As soon as the light from Zeno's hands goes out...
All the universes on this timeline will disappear!
All because of him!
Now the only thing Kibito could do was watch helplessly, through tears and on his knees while the apocalypse broke out on his face
[Guys…
I am sorry…
I am so sorry…]
Ploffffffff!!!
Unless ... that the end of all the universes of this timeline meant that Zeno's head was opened and that from inside a camera with a very powerful flash emerged, portraying everyone's faces at that moment
"What!?"
This for reasons more than obvious was something that nobody expected, much less Kibito and Shin
Everyone was confused, stunned and two of them were even on the verge of having a psychotic and heart attack
Everyone except...
"BUAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHAAAAA!!!! BUAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHAAAAA!!!!
BUAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHAAAAA!!!! BUAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHAAAAA!!!!
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! AHHHH! AHHHH!!!"
"Broly-sensei?" Gohan asked confused upon see that Broly was lying on the ground, writhing on himself, crying and laughing as if he had seen the funniest thing ever.
So much that he seemed to have lost control of his body and emotions
POM! POM! POM! POM!
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!
30 YEARS!
30 years waiting for this moment!
AND EVERY FUCKING SECOND HAS BEEN WORTH!
Look at your face!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Said Broly while between tears of laughter hitting the ground again and again, not only with his fists ... also with his head after seeing the newly printed photo of the desperate and resigned faces of the two Kais
Causing little earthquakes with every hysterical hit
What the heck was this situation?
Those who knew Broly and his crazy troll behaviour more or less began to understand that this was all his fault ...
However, those who did not know him like Babidi…
"What the…
Is he ... isn't that Majin Buu?" Asked Babidi, who was still trying to process everything
"Not…
I beat Majin Buu decades ago...
However, I predicted that something like this could happen, so I used the empty shell to stuff a robot of someone Kaoishin fears above all else.
AND…
BUAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
SO FUNY
HUAHUAHUA!!!
I'M DYING!
DESPITE BEING IMORTAL!"
Shouted Broly, who was practically dying of laughter
He was laughing so much and so hard that he even his abdomen began to ache.
The first time in a long time that he felt pain and it was caused by his own joke.
"Eh?" Kibito and Shin stammered, incredulous and dismayed to hear that shocking and outrageous revelation as they tried to recover unsuccessfully from the previous shock.
Was that all a fucking prank?
"Waiting…
Majin Buu?
I remember now…
So that blow to the head a few minutes ago in the tournament was to make me forget what happened more than 30 years ago?
Did you make me lose my memory so I wouldn't remember anything about the joke you played on me with Majin Buu?
And to prevent me from trashing this new joke too?" Piccolo / Kami asked, who remembered everything that happened to him in the third volume, since Broly's amnesic blow had lost its effect.
"YESSSS!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH !!!!
I'M THE BEST!
HUAHUAHUAHUA!!!
AISH! AIHHH !!! UAHHHH!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!" Broly replied, trying unsuccessfully to stop laughing like crazy while pointing at the catatonic Shin
But it was impossible, he had waited a long time for this moment and his execution had been incredible
The best joke of his life!
[Ahh ...
I see…
No wonder he was so participatory…] Krillin thought, that from the beginning it seemed strange to him that Broly was so participative and that his participation had caused an alleged accident
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!
I almost died of a heart attack!
In fact…
I ... I don't feel well ...
Everything is spinning ...
I think that…
I think that…" Shin yelled as he began to lose consciousness and felt like his heart was about to explode
Everything he had experienced in these few seconds had been too much for his lazy and useless godly body
PLAF! PLAF!
"Shin! Kibito! Are you OK?" Piccolo said concerned about the health of his former bosses, who had fainted and did not look very good
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!
AIH! AIH!
OUUHHHH!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!"
Something that didn't make Broly feel guilty at all, he even laughed louder
[I don't quite understand what happened, but I think Broly has crossed the line again with his jokes directed at gods] The others thought with indignation after being used in a mean and somewhat useless way to play a prank on someone
Although deep down some were relieved to know that they would not have to worry about another dangerous monster invading the earth again.
Although of course not everyone was relieved
"It cannot be…
It is impossible that you have defeated Majin Buu ...
He is invincible" Babidi said totally desperate, he could not believe that what Broly said was true
But… then where is Buu?
What's happening?
"Don't worry Babidi-sama
I'm still here.
With my power and your magic those guys are nothing
We don't need Majin Buu" Dabra said, he did not lose confidence in himself
He still had his ace up his sleeve
His petrifying saliva!
Puaj!
No matter how strange and powerful Broly was, if he's hit by his saliva he would turn into stone!
Buff!
However, a simple breath from Broly brought about the inevitable.
The saliva changed direction
"You're so stupid that you spit against the wind" Said Broly as he saw how Dabra was hit by his own spit in the face and turned into stone
"AHHHH!!
DABRA!" Babidi screamed as he saw that he had run out of competent lackeys to protect him.
But Broly didn't have time to listen some disgusting cockroach cries
"Shut up for once
I'm in a hurry…
You are detained for illegal immigration" Broly said as he engulfed Dabra, Babidi and his spaceship in his Formless Realm, thus ending with all the villains
"Wow…
So it's all over?" Djio Gohan disappointed and relieved at the same time ...
He didn't really know how to feel ...
"That seems like..." Vegeta said, that unlike Gohan, he knew exactly how he felt ...
Extremely disappointed!
Like his rival Goku "It's a shame ...
I would have liked to fight with those guys and with Majin Buu"
"Well…
Maybe I can let you fight the other day...
But now I better take you to the martial arts tournament...
You still have time to participate
And ... HAHAHA! I also better take those two to a good cardiologist.
HAHAHAHA!!!
SO FUKING FUNY!" Broly replied as he telekinesisized Kibito and Shin and teleported them all back to Papaya Island.