Inside the Kame House ...
"OHHHHHHHHHH !!!!
This cake is delicious !!!
Is all the food on this planet that good ?!
Is this your secret?" Ginger shouted with great enthusiasm and happiness after tasting part of the cake that Broly had brought
"More or less ... but what Broly does is on another level" Umigame replied trying to be nice to the new temporary tenant
Wow! A talking turtle! " Ginger yelled when she saw that strange animal talking
"Yes
I had recently introduced myself… you wasn't paying attention… sure" Umigame lamented upon see that from years ago he had ceased to be relevant in this story… if he ever was
Hey!
Are you going to eat that bald dwarf?" Ginger asked intimidatingly as if she were a criminal to Krillin, pointing to his piece of cake
"This ... my name is Krillin ..." Answered Krillin, who obviously felt intimidated, self-conscious and looked down on by Ginger's attitude
"What does that matter to me?" Ginger replied as she devoured the portion of Krillin's pie without permission…
As if she were an extremely happy adorable hamster
"MMMMMMM Subarashi !!!" Thus creating a great contrast to her bravado from before
"Muten Roshi-sama, are you sure about this?"
She is practically like the blonde Launch but infinitely stronger … so much that she can destroy you with a single finger… and eat like Goku…
But this one when she sneezes doesn't turns a good girl" Krillin whispered to Muten Roshi, expressing his obvious concerns
"Krillin, don't make it harder for me ..." Muten Roshi replied to his student as he tried to reply with a euphemism of "I am thinking with my penis" that din't too negative for him
"I'm starting to like this place!
By the way…
What is that machine?" Ginger asked pointing to the pornographic virtual reality machine
"This….
Is nothing!" Muten Roshi yelled with evident panic as he prayed for someone to interrupt that embarrassing and critical moment
"GIRLS! I HEAR SOMEONE INSIDE!
THAT CRAP AND HIS DWARF AND BALD MINION ARE BACK!"
"GREAT!
SISTERS!!!!
LET THAT CRAPPY SEXIST, MACHIST AND PATRIARCHAL OPPRESSOR THAT DO MANSPREADING HEAR US !!!"
His prayers were heard
However they weren't well interpreted
"OH NO!
It's that army of orcs again!
Is incredible…
It's been over a month since that… and are they still coming?
They have nothing better to do?!" Muten Roshi said as he watched in disgust as dozens of orcs invaded his beach
"Bald dwarf Minion?" Krillin protested once again by the contempt that was beginning to affect his self-esteem
Outside the house, from their boats and on the beach the feminist began their invasion while shouting and singing shitty songs
"Y LA CULPA NO ERA MIA NI DONDE ESTABA NI DONDE VESTÍA
¡EL VIOLADOR ERES TU!
¡EL VIOLADOR ERAS TU!" ()
"That's all we need now they have started singing and dancing ...
And it seems that they are camping "said Muten Roshi, tired of hearing those brays and and see lilac-stained undepolished armpits dancing in the air on his island
"What the hell is this noise?" Ginger asked, who obviously didn't know what's happening
"Let's say that after the fight against you these girls come every day to annoy Muten Roshi-sama ... and try to change the world for better in this way ...
This month I have been able to hide and camouflage myself like a normal turtle ... but now ..." Umigame replied, who wanted to feel himself useful
"Do you intend to change the world by singing and dancing?
These guys are idiots?
And how long will they be here?
They are very annoying" Ginger asked again while looking out the window
"They can be doing this for hours" Muten Roshi replied, showing great exhaustion thinking that he would be martyred for hours again
"Hours?
Is it possible to know why you haven't thrown them out?" Ginger asked once again, not understanding that absurd nonsense
Question that obviously caught Krillin and Roshi by surprise, they had all the means available to drive 100 or millions of feminists off by force
"Well ... you see ...
We don't…"
But obviously I couldn't, they were too chivalrous and these were normal women ... more or less ...
"TSCH !!!
What a lack of balls!
Get away, I'll take care of it!" Ginger said as she walked out of the front door, as angry as the women protesting outside.
"Oh no!
She is going to kill them!" Krillin and Muten Roshi shouted with obvious fears more than justified
"IT'S WOMEN TIME!!!!
MILLIONS OF MEN WHY ANIMAL TEST!!!????
CHOP THE COCK!!!"
And as the orcs continued to scream, someone opened the door ...
And that someone ...
Is a woman!
"Than?
Is a sister coming out of the door of that house of terror?
How is it possible?" One of the protesters shouted, who didn't understand why a woman was on the side of those guys… since in her head she believed that all women think or should weigh the same as her
"Impossible! She is not one of us!
She is beautiful and doesn't dye her hair!" Shouted a protester who dressed, cared and combed to be as ugly as possible for stupid political reasons
"She is a alienated!
Go for her girls!
For the sorority!" One of the queen bees of that hive of annoying and murderous wasps screamed for them to carry out her will.
But before they could release any more expletives or do other stupid thing
"SHUT UP YOUR FUKING MOUTH FOR ONCE!!!!!!!!" Gringer screamed, mixing that sound wave with his Ki to make the sound wave incredibly powerful
So powerful that echoed even though they were in the middle of the ocean
So powerful that broke the windows of the boats in front of hER
So powerful that destroyed the eardrums of almost all the protesters
So powerful that they all flew into the water or ships due to the blast wave
It was as if a non-combustion bomb had exploded in the middle of the island
An explosion that knocked everyone out
And after a few seconds in which those who remained standing managed to process what had happened and regained part of the sense of hearing...
"AHHHHH !!!" Some of the survivors shouted, loading their nearly dead companions onto the ships to run away from that island and possibly not come back upon seeing that the other party wasn't going to tolerate their stupidities anymore
"Relax, you can go out
I haven't hit anyone
I'm not a violent girl anymore" Ginger said to Muten Roshi, Umigame and Krillin, who had some broquen crystals on their faces
"You almost killed some despite that" Muten Roshi answered as he went outside to see the great mess
"They have asked for it.
I'm not going to let anyone ruin my new quiet life where I'm going to live from now on
Or tet them mess with my new… friend…. " Ginger replied as she crossed her arms and kicked the few protesters that were near her towards the shore
"Than?!
From now on?!
Aren't you going with your sister and Vegeta!?" Asked Muten Roshi, who didn't expect the supposed temporary stay to become a permanent one ...
"Well…
I'd rather leave them alone ... you know what I mean ...
And ...
Well…
This house is beautiful ... and it is in a quiet and beautiful place ...
You have delicious food ...
And ...
I heard that you were the master of the Super Saiyan Goku ... so if I'm close to you, I will probably learn how to become one too ...
And ...
I need someone to help me learn to detect the ki of others ...
And ...
Besides ... you did all those indecent things to me ...
So…
Take responsability…
Baka… " Said Ginger very flushed and embarrassed ... in definitive, in tsundere mode over nine thousend multiplied by over nine thousend ...
So much so that even idiots like Muten Roshi and Krillin understood what she was trying to say!
"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!! ????" Krillin and Umigame shouted upon see and understood what was happening without understanding very well why they were seeing what they saw and understanding what they understood
HE WAS MASTER ROSHI!
This couldn't be happening !!
"JEJEJEJE! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!
MY SECOND YOUTH IS NOT OVER!!" Muten Roshi shouted with great happiness at the same time that he was bleeding from the nose
[I think this is the moment when I should seriously consider looking for a girlfriend] Krillin thought when he saw that almost all his close friends had or were leaving the single life
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At Bulma's house
At the laboratory
"Hello Bulma!
I'm already at home" Broly said as he walked through the door to the lab
"Oh hello darling
How was the meeting about the company's new products?
Was my father nervous?" Bulma asked, who was making adjustments on a huge spherical machine.
"No, that body is still in the meeting with your father ... and everything is fine ...
I mean I have already returned from Namek with the boys" Broly replied, who really never left the planet, one of his bodies always was with Bulma, Gohan and the others
And one of those things was to enter Capsula Corp as a partner and engineer, from where various machines of extraterrestrial and multiversal technology were distributed, of which he had appropriated and invented to collaborate with the family business.
"Ah I see ... we have so many bodies lately that I don't know what you're doing
Everything went well then
Pass me the torch please" Another Bulma answered, who wasn't at all not very interested in what had happened in Namek
She knew that everything would be solved in some way
"Really?
Weren't you worried?
Not the slightest surprise or curiosity? " Broly asked pretending to be a little angry for that passotism
"Darling, you can stop time, revive the dead, you have parallel dimensions and many other things...
The fact that you have gone to another planet with a spaceship that we built together and have motivated the team to defeat a group of evil aliens I find it even normal coming from you
I don't think any of that can surprise me at this point" Said Bulma teasing her boyfriend while continuing to modify that spherical machine
"Really?
Nor are you surprised that I have changed a planet's position in the universe, that I made life sprout on it and that it took Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Ginger and Yam to another universe where the Saiayans are good and stronger?
And that Vegeta, Ginger and Yam have redeemed themselves and now live on Earth?" Broly asked with obvious sarcasm
���MMM…
Okay ... that is interesting ...
How about you tell me everything once I'm done with this?" Bulma asked, who was especially interested in the other universes of the new Saiyans residing on Earth.
"And what do you think if after that explanation your bodies and my bodies try to create more bodies?" Broly asked as he multiplied and stood behind all the Bulmas inside the lab in an obviously suggestive way.
"MMM…
Why not…
I hope the explanation is not too long" The Bulmsa replied concientiously.
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Elsewhere in the universe
In an operating room ...
After multiple and strange interventions ...
Someone surrounded by multiple surgeons, engineers and scientists who didn't wear a gown in general ...
He got up from the bed
"Frieza-sama!" The staff shouted when they saw how the emperor of the universe rose once more to commit evil plans
"We'll be going to Earth next, Dad.
So that we can Kill the Super Saiyan and that fucking abomination called Broly" Frieza said right after getting out of bed, not even saying thanks for the rescue and resuscitation