Desire Realm
In Broly Mansion
A few weeks later ...
In Broly's private movie theater at night, when it was completely empty ...
A spiral distortion in space appeared between the seats
And from that distortion ...
"Rin, you didn't need to come, I could take it and come back in a second" Obito said, as he looked between the seats
"For the last time ... I'm the one that forgot the sweatshirt, I won't make you come alone because of me" Rin said as she searched for her chair, where she had left her sweatshirt later.
The flagship couple of Desire Realm appeared ...
"Have you found it yet?" Obito asked when he realized that it took longer than he expected.
"Yes, I found it, but ... when we left the screen wasn't like that…
Right?" Said Rin, who noticed that the screen wasn't turned off and that instead there was a list of videos in a folder called ... "Confidential"
"Mmm ... Surely Broly came again after we left ..." Obito said, noting that the Brolycontrol was visible to everyone in a different position than before ...
"…"
"…"
And Rin, who had spent years spying Obito while she was dead... she couldn't prevent a thought from being born in her head... and she express it verbally "This ... Obito, I know we shouldn't do this, since that folder is ... confidential ... but still ...
EHHH?!
Obito?!"
"What?
It is obvious that you also want to see what that bastard hides from us" Obito said as he sat on Broly's golden armchair and used his remote control with pleasure in his great act of revelation and contempt for his superior
"Well ... I guess we have no choice," Rin said not feeling guilty while sitting in the same golden chair with her friendzoned boyfriend ... since it was very very wide seat...
...
First date with Bulma.MKV
November 22, 761
Broly and Bulma went to do shopping on clothing stores for hours... where Broly made a titanic effort like any heterosexual man when is dating a woman he wants fuck… a titanic effort not to flee to an electronics store, fight for a seat or commit suicide...
Shopping... something that not even an omnipotent god can endure...
But luckily that torture was over and now they both ate ice cream pleasantly in an ice cream shop...
"Mmmm here they make delicious ice creams... but, after tasting your sweets I have to admit that others sweets now seems to be salty
I don't know whether to thank you or recriminate you for it Broly-san" Said Bulma, who showed us the virtue of knowing how to see both sides of the same coin and using double meanings.
"Whatever you do, I will take it as a compliment…
By the way, Bulma ...
What's happening to you? Is there something that worries you?" Broly asked, who obviously knew what was happening inside Bulma's head
And Bulma tried to be honest, although it was difficult for her "It's nothing important...
Is that... Well...
You would find out sooner or later... I'd better tell you...
Until recently I was dating a guy from the group, one called Yamcha ...
Although we haven't officially broken since he went to train before we could say everything face to face..."
"I see ... have you been dating for a long time?" Broly asked pretending not to know very well what to say in that in principle not expected situation
"Well... technically since I'm 16 years old, but we've broken so many times that I don't know exactly how long we have been dating...
That damn incompetent parasite fool always ends up cheating on me with another girl…
But this is also my fault… I got angry easily with him and I was very jealous in some occasions and sometimes I became very hysterical, but ...
Time has proved me right ... even so, I was stupid enough to forgive him again and again" Bulma said which continued to be honest and answering Broly's question.
"I see ... well, it's a complicated situation ..." Broly said, pretending once again not knowing what to say in that situation.
And Bulma, seeing that this conversation about Yamcha and her love failures was bothering Broly and spoiling the first date, tried to fix the situation hastily "BUT NOT EVEN CRAZY I'M GOING BACK WITH HIM IN MY LIFE!
And, of course, I don't want you to think that I I'm dating with you because I'm scorned and I am using you as a bridge to overcome my previous shitty relation!
I really like you and I'm serious about this!"
"...
Wow… how direct" Said Broly, who didn't expect Bulma to say that she wanted to seriously date him on the first date
And when she realized what she had said and that Broly also highlighted that detail ... she blushed and panicked in great shame without knowing where to look… as he dirtied her mouth with the ice cream she was eating [Shit ...
My tongue slipped.
What a shame ... I said that on the first date...]
"Don't worry, I believe you ...
Besides, we are mature people...
I don't understand why we should fool ourselves stupidly ...
I like you too and I'm serious with you… that's why I'm here…" Broly said to make Bulma not feel uncomfortable with her failure
"Eh?" Bulma exalted when he saw that Broly hadn't only accepted his comment without problems… but he had also said the same
"As for what you have told me ...
I don't know that Yamcha (lie) and I don't know much about relationships, that's why I can't give you many tips, but… a man who ignores a woman like you and cheats on her with another ... enters directly into the category of idiot of multiversal size ...
And seeing that you have this consciousness problem for something that you shouldn't have and that you also explained that to me… proves it even more" He said smiling in a cool way while cleaning him a rest of ice cream that Bulma still had on her face
"Uhhh ...
Th... thanks" Bulma said a little more delighted with Broly at the same time that she regained her confidence and awareness "Tell me Broly, do you want to go to the cinema with me?
I have a discount for couples and after what we have said… I thought that…"
And Broly before he could finish the sentence replied "Of course, I would love to ... I haven't been to the cinema in a while"
And after paying the bill they went to the cinema together… and on the way they approached each other shyly as they thought about everything that was said in the previous conversation...
Until they held hands while they walked
…
Desire Realm
Cinema
"Wow… how romantic!
It looks like a scene from a romantic movie!" Rin said as if she were a teenager who fantasized about having a first date similar to this
"Fucking Broly! Is this what he calls going slowly? They have practically declared themselves on their first date ... on the second day of meeting ...
Damn ... he is nothing but a damn manipulator who does what he wants with peoples mind without them noticing ...
Can this be called romantic?" Obito said complaining because of the great envy he felt towards Broly and his great and easy success with in love matters.
He had suffered greatly in love with the girl he had always genuinely loved ...
And yet his bastard boss's was having a resounding success with his first "love" with what he considered "dirty tricks" ...
It wasn't being easy to accept
"Come on, put on the next one," Rin said while stealing the remote control from her boyfriend to play the next movie ...
His gossip gene had woken up once more ...
…
Looking for Dragon Balls with Bulma.MKV
November 23, 761
In the middle of a mountainous desert infested by dinosaurs (now that I notice the world of Dragon Ball is not very urbanized) ... a flying vehicle appeared in the sky and parked on the top of a very tall and unestable rock (something very dangerous, never do it)
And from that vehicle two people descended and began to fly towards some trees that hung from a nearby rock
"AHHHH !! AIIIICHHH !!! BROLY !!!
STOP PLEASE!! I REGRET!!!
IT HAS BEEN A BAD IDEA!!" Bulma shouted, which was flying in the air herself, supported that by the telekinetic powers of Broly which flew to her side ...
But even knowing that ... that didn't reassure her at all ... she felt great vertigo and helplessness flying without having control of her body or feeling that someone was holding her directly
"I'm sorry, as you told me you needed me because you couldn't fly in places like thes… I thought you would like this" Broly said which manipulated Bulma's body to move her towards him ...
And as Bulma approached, she grabbed him like a scared cat with her arm and legs and Broly also hugged her to not let her fall, reassure her and take advantage of the situation to have physical contact
"I really appreciate it Broly, I like that you worry about the small details and how considerate you are, but...
YOU COULD HAVE ASKED ME BEFORE TO DO THAT!!!" Bulma yelled somewhat hysterically, angry and even scared while hugging Broly tightly... creating a stranger and nice contrast
"I thought you were used to flying this way" Said Broly, enjoying the way he was carrying Bulma
"This ... Broly ...
Are you grabbing my butt?" Bulma said rather flushed, but not angry as she used to be when old Muten Rosh did the same thing
"UPS!!
You looked so scared that I tried to grab you in the most stable way possible in the position you've hooked me...
I'm sorry, I hadn't noticed (lie)" Broly said manipulating his vital functions of his body to appear flushed, using his acting abilities to appear embarrassed and repentant while changing the way he charged Bulma to the position of the charged princess
"It's nothing, don't you ...
This ... I mean ...
Well… I guess I will forgive you this time…" Said Bulma, who tried to appear to be somewhat angry by that accidental groping in the butt
"By the way Bulma ...
You are always surrounded by people with martial skills and you can see what they can do…
Have you ever considered practice martial arts too?" Broly said asking a question that had always been in his mind since he was little
"Damn… how can all of you be so obsessed with martial arts?
It doesn't seem to all of you enough to be with the most beautiful and intelligent woman in the world ... you also want me to be the strongest women in the world" Bulma said, which felt like a child at the time of delivering the final qualifications of the year to her parents... perfect qualifications in everything except for a single subject… subject in which their parents pay the 100% of the attention, as if the other ten perfect qualifications didn't exist in first place
"HAHAHAHA ... and you forgot to mention that you were the humblest too" Broly said ironically with a very funny face as he slowly approached the tree
"Ohhhhh ... I am surprised that the self-styled "Most powerful being ever born in this universe" understands that the concept of humility" Bulma said ironically while putting too, also putting a very funny face
"Ohhhhh ... very funny
I think you also forgot to mention that you were the funniest on the planet ...
But you know what?
I am so humble that I forgot to mention that I'm the best tickling of this universe" Broly said ironically once more while taking advantage of the position he was carrying Bulma to tickle her waist
And the tickles were very effective in Bulma
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA !!!
STOP !!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA !!!! STOPPPP PLEASE !!!!
HAHAHAHAHA !!! THIS IS DANGEROUS!!! HAHAHAHAHA !!!
WE ARE STILL !!!!! HAHAHAHAHA !!! IN THE AIR! AHAHAHAHAHAH" as she uncontrollably twisted her body while remaining in Broly's arms, trying to somehow made it stop
Until one of those uncontrollable shakes ...
MUAC ...
Bulma collided his lips with Broly's ... creating an "accidental" kiss
"…"
"…"
"This ... has been ... an accident ... [Oh god ... I've done it again ...]" Bulma said and thought again, feeling again that she was being the one who was accelerating things in this early relationship once again.
"Yes ... I ... I know ... [HAHAHA ... just as I planned]" Broly said and thought ... quite contradictory
"…"
"…"
"This ... Bulma ... you can take the Dragon Ball ... I have my arms busy right now" Broly said, pointing to Bulma that she had the Dragon Ball at her fingertips.
"Yes right now…
Perfect…
With this and the one attached to Gohan's hat we only need 5 more..." Bulma said, which couldn't get out of the head what happened earlier moments and stared at Broly almost every moment
"Yes ... let's go back to the vehicle ...
Do you want us to look for the remaining five with the same procedure Princess Bulma? "Broly said while traveling to the vehicle carrying Bulma as a princess
"Mmmm ... if you charge me this way I don't think I can refuse
Hihi .. "Bulma replied quite assertively
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Desire Realm
Cinema
"Waaaahhh !!! They are a very cute couple!" Rin said very excited to see those scenes
"Yes ... I am both very humble" Obito said sarcastically, since he saw some similarities between them.
"And the way they joked, hugged and kissed accidentally….
Ohhhh !! How romantic !!" Rin said, which had been absorbed by the film and its idyllic scenes based on real events
And Obito feeling outraged to see that his girlfriend seemed to suggest that Obito wasn't as romantic as Broly "Romantic?! It is obvious that he has sought this situation from the beginning ... and he also has filmed it ...
This is not romantic!! Is sick!!"
"Come on, don't be jealous ... you know that I love you even if you aren't very detail-oriented…
Let's see what movie can we watch now…
Investigating together ... mmm seems boring
Knowing the Brief family ... mmm seems funny, but no ...
Teaching to Bulma basic martial arts and basic Ki control, it seems interesting, but I don't know if there will be much romance…
First time on the beach together ... mmm this seems my favorite, but ...
A video without a name? What can it be?" Rin said selecting the mysterious unnamed videos
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Planet Earth
Broly Mansion
Year 761, December 8 23:55
"The dinner has been delicious as always Broly ...
I don't know how you can do such incredible dishes and never repeat any recipe" Bulma said congratulating the Chef for his incredible work
"Hehehehe ... it's all due to the good ingredients ... and because I cook better than the gods" Broly said with his usual humility
"That and your humility are one of the many things that I love about you" Bulma said wryly with a smile full of affection as she winked at Broly.
"…"
"…"
And after that little silence covered by laughter "Well ... it's 23:59, it's too late ... do you have something planned to do at this time?
Do you want to watch a movie or...?"
But Bulma quickly interrupted Broly's phrase "Come on Broly ...
I am not stupid…
You have invited a woman with whom you have been dating for weeks to have a romantic dinner at your home being both alone ...
It is clear as water what you intend to do now…"
But Broly ironically pretended not to know what he was implying "Pretend? I don't know what you mean…
Could you be a little more specific?"
And seeing that Broly was playing and joking ... Bulma got up from the chair and approached the still seated Broly ... sitting on his knee while hugging him by the neck with both arms and stared into his eyes a few millimeters between each other
"Come on honey, you know exactly what I mean ...
And I've been waiting for this all night too" Bulma said before kissing Broly almost unexpectedly with a passional French kiss…
A French kiss in which both twisted and caressed their tongues mutually without rest or moderation over and over again... until Bulma had to catch her breath to say ina extremely erotic and shameless way "Let's go to your bedroom
We have to be comfortable if we want to do it for hours."
And when she said that ... Broly snapped his fingers ...
And in the middle of the living room a round bed with mirrors on the ceiling and a jacuzzi materialized behind him
"I think that is not necessary go to my room ...
I can't wait any longer too… honey" Said Broly, getting up with Bulma, which he threw passionately into the bed…
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Desire Realm
Broly Mansion Movie Theater
Rin and Obito continue watching the movie without a name ...
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! YEESS!!! DON'T STOP!!
Rin and Obito dropped the popcorn jar and their own jaws on the floor when they saw that this romantic movie had suddenly become a porn one
DO YOU LIKE THIS HONEY?! DO YOU LIKE THIS STRONG?!
AHHHHH !!! FUCK! YES! I'M CUMMING AGAIN!!! AND ... AHH !!! AGAIN!!!
"Oh god ... how perverted... wild ... and perverse ... and ..." "Oh god ... how perverted ... and wild ... and perverse ... and ..." Rin said very flushed, trying to cover her eyes with her hands… but she left huge gaps to see between her fingers
"What the hell is that posture!?" Obito yelled as he took notes to apply in his personal life
45 minutes later…
OH !!! OH !!! IT IS TOO HUGE AND HARD! YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK ME BASTARD!!!
OH YEAH? Do you want me to stop little puppy? (spanking in the butt)
NOOOO !!! FUCK!!! KEEP GIVING ME UNTIL I BREAK! AHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!
"This… Obito… are you sure that size is false? That it is impossible for someone to have one this big?" Rin asked, who become very excited upon see the movie… but it also made her have certain existential duses
"Yes ... it's impossible ... Broly must be using some transformation jutsu ...
Yes ... it must be that ..." He said with self-esteem and confidence something hurt
2 hours later
DO YOU LIKE THAT, RIGHT!!!??
DO YOU LIKE THAT A SMALL AND INDEFENSE HUMAN RIDE AND SQUEEZE YOU RIGHT?!!
I LOVE IT!! COME HERE LITTLE WHORE!!
AHHHHHH !!! YES! BIT MY NIPPLES LIKE THIS PIG!! AHHHHHH!!! WHERE ARE YOU PUTTING THAT??!! WHAT'S THAT?!! AHHHH!!! THAT'S YOUR TAIL!!!??? !!! AOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!! GO AHEAD!! YES!! DON'T STOP NOW!!!
"Oh God! How can that girl move her hips like that for so long?!
And what ... where is he putting that inside of her?!" Rin asked shocked and fascinated by what he was seeing as she got more excited and wet the seat more every second
"This ... is ... crazy ... how much longer can they last with this rhythm" Obito said, who was bleeding from his nose while trying to hide his erection
And being both alone in a movie theater, sitting in the same seat and watching a pornographic film as a couple
"Obito ... what do you think if we ..." Rin said pulling her pants down a bit, making her perverted intentions clear
And Obito without saying a word proceeded to undress himself too...
"MMMmm the best night of my life ... the food I used was full of aphrodisiacs and energy, so we endured 13 hours in a row at a good pace ...
My Bulma is a real lioness" Broly said from the seat behind Rin and Obito, who were about to try to imitate the Broly and Bulma from the TV
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!" Rin y Obito shouted as if their soul were to escape from their mouths since they since they were caught red-handed, becoming this the most embarrassing moment of their lives for extremely obvious reasons as they dressed quickly to pretend that nothing happened
"For me, don't worry about my presence
Anyway I know everything that happens in my dimensions and doesn't bother me that you want to get love and sexual references from me thanks to my movies
In fact, I find it completely normal" Broly said with his usual narcissism while glancing at the fright and shame that Rin and Obito were going through now.
"GRR… RIN LET'S RUN AWAY FROM HERE!!!
Let's go back to my Kamui dimension to have some privacy!" Obito yelled as he teleported with his lover to a dimension in which he believed that Broly wouldn't disturb them
"HAHAHAH!!! HOW CUTE!
Don't forget that on Mondays there is a therapy session to overcome trauma and other problems ... you could talk about this new one
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Broly said satisfied with his work as a part-time troller while he changed the actual films with the remote control he left here previously for Rin an Obito…
He changed the movie to see once again the video of the first date with Bulma with great tenderness... but obviously ... skipping the hours of buying clothes that he and we all hate