Pain, flashes of light, darkness, and a deep voice. Click and clack and I'm alive.
I'm alive. Just like that like the cliché plots that's been growing popular lately, I was reincarnated.
Reincarnated? Heh- hehe- muhahahahaha! Finally! Something UN-boring.
I don't care if it's cliché! Finally something interesting happening in my damned stupid life!
My body feels like it's overflowing with power.
Now where the hell am I?
[Hello!] A greeting in a screen popped out of nowhere in front of me. What the hell is this?
[I am the system.] The system? davidenemy? Wait, are you talking to me?
[You have received the skill
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Uh- okay?
[You have received a new quest: take in a subordinate! (0/1)]
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The screen minimized out of sight, leaving me dazed. I tried to understand what was going on but it just felt like too much information to take in right now.
Soooo. 'Subordination'. Does that mean I get underlings or some shit?
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Ahh sure. Thanks for repeating it for me. But damn, I get to be a master? That's gangsta! Looks like a get to be a master. I get to be people's boss! Hweh heh... Looks like I got a quest too! Feels just like a game.
I looked around as I examine my surroundings. It's dark and the stone floor is damp. There's creepy torches everywhere. Damn! This be lookin like them torture basement type of sh*t in movies.
I'm getting chills bro, except my chills turned out to be behind me.
Clack clack clack... I slowly turned around to meet the clacker. Ohmagah. It's a goddamned skeleton. What kinda sick shit is this? It ain't even halloween! I'm getting f*cking goosebumps bro. Normally I'd just bust the cap outta this foo' but this shit too creepy for my taste. I just want to yeet out of here.
It was slowly dragging itself along the floor. That was until it looked up at me and paused. A bead of sweat crept down my temple. We stared at each other for a good 5 seconds before I decided to break the ice.
"Umm, hi?"
The skeleton bolted at me with no hesitation. Oh f*ck bro I'm out of here. I ran faster than Usain Bolt! Or at least that's what I felt like. Though it seems to be useless because this skeleton is H-O-T on my heels like a dog in heat. I thought the body can't move without muscles!? Tears welled up within my eyes as I realised that science has lied to me.
"Clickyty-clickity-clickity", the clacker hustled like I stole his girl. I mean I would but now's not the time.
This running is making me tired. Oh screw this. Singsing-sama has always told me to never p*ssy! I turned around and landed a good one on its face. The torches flickered as the skeleton dropped. The pain in my fist is worth it.
"That's what you get! That's what you get! Hah-ha!" I default dance as I celebrate. That's what you get for messing with THIS 'G', cowboi. Now that's what I call a 'clack-back', b*tch.
"Click....clack....click....", I paused my default dance as the skeleton slowly rose. I felt my own heart sank. I quickly thought back to my quest and tried to subordinate this trash.
I pointed to him and screamed "Subordination!". *Poof*, nothing happened. WTF!? Isn't this supposed to be an alakazam type of cr*p?
[Physical contact must be present while casting the skill
I punched it a second time while yelling "SUBORDINATION!!!" from the top of my lungs This time it flied a good 7 feet before landing with a thud, smoke and dusts everywhere. Supahotfire, that's what I call that hit. I know that it's literally a pile of bones but shut up. I feel good, that is until I feel the delayed sharp pain in fists. Note to self; remember to kick next time.
So is it my subordinate now? The smoke settled as I wait for a reaction. It slowly stood up. Where did this skeleton learn to be so dramatic? It knows cliffhangers better than star trek!
"Click-clack-click". It clacked and stopped in front of me.
"Errr... Raise your hand?" It obediently raised its hand. "Raise your feet? Turn Around." It followed my every command like a slave to his master. Wait, 'like' a slave to his master? I AM his master. Muhahahahaha.
[Congratulations on your first subordinate! Your quest has been completed. The skill
I'm getting the hang of this system. So what does this skill do?
[The skill
I see.
[You have received a new quest: Level up your new subordinate.(0/1)]
This is turning out to be fun heh heh... So... a skeleton huh?
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(Level 1 Lesser Skeleton)
Skills:
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A character page? Do I get one?
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Vesper
(Master)
Skills:
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Wait, do I not get a level?
[The owner of the system is prohibited from leveling up]
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