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The Shameless Old Man

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Who are the greatest beings in the world? Are they the strongest? The most talented? The ones with the most luck? HELL NO! The greatest beings are the old men who do whatever the hell they want because they are old! The old men train the young! The old men have the experience! They got the most pus- *cough* girls! Now, who is the greatest of the old men? It is none other than the great Shameless Old Man! Not only does he have the highest strength and most experience, but he also has the greatest system to ever exist! The system creating system! Join this shameless old man as he travels the cultivation and mortal world in search of fun and disciples! Watch as he uses his system to create the greatest systems known to man!
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Chapter 1 - Old Man in the Hut

High above the floating clouds, beyond even the stars that flickered in the universe, was a small hut. This small hut, which was made from an unknown vibrant green material and heart trembling grey wood, silently sat on top of an ocean inside a small milky planet.

"You son of a dog licking sl*t! Where is my flute!" A loud scream resounded from inside the hut. It was so loud the planet itself began to tremble under the immense pressure.

Although the hut seemed very small, once entered it was like its own world. There were never seen before animals, plants from mysterious origins and even the bugs were ridiculously abnormal.

Located in the center of the small world, there was another hut which looked like a replica of the one that held the world. Inside the hut, there was a small table and a large bed. The table had a couple of empty bottles and a bowl with ashes. The bed was made from fluffy white sheets that looked cozier than the large clouds in the dimension.

Currently, an old man with a long black beard and short obsidian hair was looking angrily at a young girl with his purple eyes. His wrinkly hand was wrapped around the young girl's throat, lifting her in the air.

The girl was a beauty. Her long blue hair, matched with her stunning red hair, made her look extremely attracted. She was breathing heavily as her somewhat large chest rose up and down.

Her crimson eyes glared at the old man as her juicy pink lips curled into a smirk. "You old bastard, try and hurt me! You think my mother will let you go?" She spoke with arrogance, however, the old man became more furious with those words.

Turning his body, he threw the girl onto the large bed. "You really think your mother is a scary person? If anything, she is a sexy demoness who I would bed any day. You know what, scream louder, call your mother, it's been too long since I have tasted such a fine specimen." The old man's voice was rough and deep, however, it sounded very unpleasant to the young girl.

"How dare you talk about my mother like that?! Do you think that you can get away with those words?" The young girl's face went red with anger as she got up and pulled out a dagger from her tight clothes.

The old man raised an eyebrow as his purple eyes glinted with interest. "I always wondered where you kept your weapons. Can I check to see if there are other things in those clothes of yours? Who knows, maybe you might have put my flute there."

With his hands shaking slightly, the old man reached out to the young girl's clothes, with drool coming from his mouth.

"You sick bastard, let me get rid of these hands of yours!" The young girl stabbed the dagger towards the old man as a green flame wrapped around the blade. With a quick slash, the precious wrinkly hand turned into ashes, leaving a cleanly cut arm that burst with blood.

Seeing his hand disappear, the old man fell onto his knees. "M-my hand… my hand…" The old man mumbled under his breath as the young girl walked over and looked down at the man. Her eyes didn't hide any of the arrogance or contempt.

"Next time, don't try and act tough in front of me. You may be strong, but you are still an old man with one foot in the grave. Your time is done, now just sit back and drink some tea or something." The girl lifted her foot and placed it on top of the old man's head. "I won't kill you today, but you have to kiss my foot and apologize for your words."

When those words came out of her mouth, she didn't notice a smile appear on the old man's face. Not only that, but the old man suddenly used his remaining hand and hooked onto the girls ankle, tightening his grip.

"W-what are you doing you old freak!" Not expecting for such a thing to happen, the girl quickly screamed and aimed her dagger towards the old man's remaining hand.

*BOOM*

With a large thump, the girl fell back as she felt something pull her leg. "What am I doing? You said to kiss your foot, so I am doing just that. Hehe!" Seeing the girl on the ground, the old man grabbed the girls other foot and pulled both of her legs towards him.

"AHH!" With a shriek, the girl felt something touch her breasts. Looking down, she saw a hand bouncing up and down as if jumping on a ball. Although this made her extremely angry, she still found the whole scenario to be crazy. Not only was there a hand on her chest, but that hand was also attached to nothing at all!

"Oh shoot! Left come back!" The old man used his other hand to grabbed onto the grabby left hand.

"This is your hand?! That's impossible! I saw that hand disappear myself! How is it still here?!" The girl didn't forget about her own situation, but she still found it hard to believe that the hand she turned into ashe before appearing in front of her as if nothing happened.

"What do you mean? This isn't my hand! If this was, I would feel ever..y...thing…" As the old man spoke, the left hand continued to tighten its grip on the towering chest of the girl causing his words to slow down and stop completely.

"AHH! Let go of me! You freak! You shameless old man!" The girl shrieked as her eyes began to produce tears.

*CRASH*

Suddenly, the hut around both of them crashed and fell. Looking up, the old man found a blade only a hair away from his head. His purple eyes gleamed as he looked at the wielder.

It was a woman who looked very similar to the young girl on the ground, but this woman's figure was much more developed. Plus, there was a type of demonic charm to her that caused men's hearts to flutter.

"So, it is the Gilly Queen. Are you here to play with me as well?" The old man laughed shamelessly as his tongue extended out of his mouth and wrapped around the tip of the blade.

The woman glared at the old man as flames came out of her. With a quick slash down, she cut the old man's tongue. "Keep your filthy mouth shut, you shameless old garbage!"

"My tongue! My tongue!" The old man quickly lifted his hand and covered his mouth as blood seeped out.

The young girl looked up as her eyes glistened with tears when she saw the woman. "M-mother! Mother!"

Getting up quickly, she ran towards her mother and fell into her embrace, tears falling like waterfalls. The Gilly Queen looked at her daughter with warm eyes. "Sorry that mother is late. I should never have sent you here to learn. This old man is nothing but a shameless piece of trash!" When she mentioned the old man, her eyes were filled with fury.

If she was any later, who knew what would have happened to her precious daughter. Noticing the fury in the sexy woman's eyes, the old man smiled with his hand still covering his mouth.

"You… ill… ook… eky… wik… ak… gare…" Although he spoke with his tongue out, the woman understood what he said completely.

'You still look sexy with that glare.' These words caused the woman to frown further. "You old bat, I will end you rig--"

Before the woman could threaten the old man more, she felt something grab her perky bottom. Not only that, she felt something wet enter her back.

"AHH! What is this!?" Seeing her mom scream, the young girl quickly looked behind her mother and saw two disgusting things. The first was something she was familiar with., It was none other then the pervy left hand, but that wasn't all. She saw a small red, wet… tongue sliding into her mothers back.

Using her fast movements, she kicked the left hand away and pulled the tongue away and threw it in the same direction, away from the hut.

She then looked at the old man and pointed her trembling fingers toward him. "Y-you dare! How dare you do this to my mother!?"

The Gilly Queen also looked extremely disgusted, especially when she saw that the old man looked pleased with what he did.

"I will end you right here and now for your disgusting and dirty actions!" The Gilly Queen brandished her sword and rushed towards the old man. Green flames that looked like small dragons wrapped around her sword as they hissed towards the old man.

Seeing the sword coming his way, the old man's smiling face froze and he couldn't help but sigh. His right hand glowed with a green light as he wiped his lips. A new tongue appeared in the old man's mouth.

He did the same thing to his left arm and a new left hand appeared. Getting up, the old man took a deep breath and blew out an azure tornado.

Seeing the tornado coming towards her, the Gilly Queen slashed towards it, but her sword directly broke in half. One needed to know that her sword was made from one of the strongest materials known in the many universes; Jix Plutan.

Her eyes quickly turned from arrogance into fear. Seeing the azure tornado nearing her, she quickly turned around and grabbed the young girl and began to sprint. Although her speed was heaven-defying, the tornado was still closing in on her.

"Old man, please let us go! We didn't do anything wrong, it was y--" She didn't finish her sentence since she knew that her words might irritate the old man more. "What do you want? You wanted your flute right? You can ha--" Her sentence was cut off once more when she saw that the old man was holding onto a small flute made from beautiful green leaves.

Just as she saw the flute, the tornado vanished completely. The old man smiled slightly as he snapped his fingers, causing the hut to be rebuilt in almost an instant. He then walked in and shut the door.

"Tell your daughter that her chest feels quite good, very much to my liking. Your *ss also feels amazing. If you ever want to get massaged, remember me. I am more than willing. Hehe!" With those last words, the hut suddenly vanished from sight.

The Gilly Queen's face was ashen and red. She was extremely angry but knew that the old man was much too powerful for her to do anything to. Gritting her teeth she pulled her daughter into her embrace and quietly whispered.

"Its alright my little princess, it was my fault for making to take such a person as a master. With how many friends I have, I know that you will find a much better master to teach you." Although she said these words, the Gilly Queen knew that finding someone better than the shameless old man was impossible.

Not only was he extremely knowledgeable, he had experienced the most in the whole universe. Some say that he was one of the first creatures in existence, and because of that he had a special skill that could help people become extremely powerful, but no one knew how strong he truly was.

She herself thought that he was only knowledgeable, never did she believe that he was on a completely different level than her. One must know that the Gilly Queen was the queen of the Gilly species. She also owned a galaxy of her own. Her strength was high.

The young girl who looked around the age of twenty looked up at her mom and said with a trembling tone. "Mother, why did you send me to this shameless old man? What can he teach or give me that you or no one else can?"

She still felt humiliated from her experience. Despite her young look, the girl was over a thousand years old. She was very strong for her age, and because of this arrogance was born in her.

The Gilly Queen sighed before looking at the place where the hut was previously located. "He has an ability that can give you lots of power. Not many know what it is exactly, but all we know is that all of his students, ALL of them become one of the most powerful after receiving his tutelage. The Sinel Lord was one his students and look at him now. He owns his own universe."

She sighed once more, but the Gilly princess couldn't help but be shocked. The Sinel Lord was one of the most powerful creatures in the many universes. She herself looked up to him, who would have thought that the shameless old man was his teacher?

Gritting her teeth, she looked back at her mom. "With such power and students, why is he so… shameless and disgusting?" She couldn't remove the image of the old man treating her like.

He even tricked her and abused her by saying she took his flute, but that flute was always on him. "I don't know. I never met this old man, I just heard about him from my many friends. Even I can't believe that such a figure is so shameless and perverted."

'You're lucky that you are powerful, if not then I would have killed you right there and then.' The Gilly Queen thought menacingly as she also disappeared from the dimension.