jimin: hey baby, i've got my ion you.
jungkook: what.
jimin: its not my fault i fell in love. you are the one who tripped me.
jungkook: i think im still asleep.
jimin: sweetheart.
jungkook: fuck.
jimin: you give a new meaning to 'edible'
jungkook: fml.
jimin: if i had a rose for every time i thought of you, i would be walking through my garden forever.
jungkook: who are you.
jimin: you are so beautiful that you gave the sun a reason to shine.
jungkook: fml pt 2.
jungkook: give mE bAck my COld, noT usE to eXpressIng feeLings bOYFriend pLs.
jimin: i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you?
jungkook: how can you lose a huGE ASS TEDDY BEAR PARK JIMIN???
jimin: I WAS JUST JOKING JESUS CHRIST.
jungkook: WyD tHIS ISNT gOoD for mY hEart i tolD YOU THIS LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES.
jimin: is your name oliver? cause in a minute you're gonna be oliver this dick.
jungkook: FML PT 3.
jungkook: park jimin stop.
jimin: you must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive baby boy.
jungkook: i need a bible.
jungkook: PLEASE BUY ME A BIBLE.
jungkook: Im iNnoCent.
jimin: my bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density".
jimin: you're my barium and beryllium because you're my babe.
jimin: babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential.
jungkook: my cheeks hurt.
jungkook: my jaw hurts )))):
jimin: kisses you to make it better.
jungkook: i need my boyfriend back.
jimin: i love you.
jungkook: sAVE Me.