"What the hell. . ." I mumbled tiptoeing closer towards my bed. Something shifted under the bed covers moved then fell on the floor. A naked girl stretched, yawning loudly.
My cheeks began to burn and it felt like steam was coming out from them. I turned away dropping my chopsticks on the ground like they were actually gonna do something from the beginning.
clink!
"Eh!!?" The girl yelled with surprised when she finally noticed my presence. "Who- Who the hell are you!?" She questioned reaching for the blankets to cover herself.
"This is my house, that's a question I should be asking you." I deadpanned looking at her. A blush appeared again on my face. The girl was beautiful. She had long purple hair with a fringe along with two strands of curly hair shaping her pale face. Big round purple eyes, a petite but busty look.
"Wo. . .ah" I shook my head once I realized I was staring at the naked beauty. She frowned, covering her body so I couldn't try to peak.
"Y. . .ou, you better watch out! I'm a witch that can and will kill you if you don't leave immediately human!" She threatened and at that moment I lost all respect for her.
"What?" I questioned with a blank face. Her face became red with anger.
"You heard me! I'll kill you with magic! Here!!" She then pulled out a wand from underneath the covers. "O cara mater, obsecro ut interficias te!!" She yelled but nothing happened.
"Nice magic trick. Now get out of my house." I deadpanned as I reached for my phone to call the police.
"Hey what are you doing!? What's that box thingy you're holding? Don't tell me. . . a weapon?!" She questioned with fear. She took a deep breath then aimed her wand at me. "O cara mater, obsecro ut interficias te!!!!!"
Absolutely nothing.
"Hello Police?" I turned away from the crazy girl waiting for a response.
"No wait!!" She yelled falling face first on the floor. "Ow! Ow! Ow! There's red stuff all over the floor! Oh no-" She whined causing me to sigh with annoyance.