Early dawn, I awake,
To serve the food I make.
Then a bath I take,
Cause I stink my mate.
Towards the school I skate,
To the place I hate.
Time crawls as I await,
With my dummy friend Nate.
Answers to questions I state,
Making my rival's breath abate.
My friend's food I ate,
But she asks me for a date.
Towards life I rate,
Cause life carries me to my fate.