Sup, my name is Aizen and no I'm not in the Bleach universe. For some inexplicable reason I have to clarify that point everyonce in a while or other people may get confused. Now you may be asking yourself just who the hell am I talking too, and gosh darn it I'd love to know as well. Just who the hell are you?!! Spying in on my thoughs and actions really creepy man just saying. Oh well my therapist says thats just how I think, but who knows just look at Deadpool maybe we're all just in a television.

Nevermind that, the bar is sure rowdy today, the local baseball team just one a game, everyones going ballistic. YES WE LIKE BASEBALL HERE GET OVER IT.... Anywho the bar is called Mo's the owner Freddy von Kanecut, "totally not a serial killer's name", really liked the Simpsons stole the bars name and even basic setup right from there. The only real difference is this Mo's is clean and located in a little alleyway off of third street. Honestly I practically live here on the weekends, when I'm off from work, or when i can bullshit my boss into " Knowing the publics opinion in a place of recreation and leisure, is beneficial no essential to our Scientific Journal News (yep I'm a journalist for a Science News Paper... Capital). Pls dont tell my boss I said that, wait till after I get a beer then i can bullshit an excuse or two.

Hmm the crowds pretty good tonight, we got the baseball loons in the corner drinkin beers and over rehyping the game, we got Wasted Sally on the stripper pole again ( she's what we call the Alpha Cougar), some dancers dancing, my boy Jim doing the buggy on the dance floor (he doesnt know how to dance, but dam he wiggles like a worm, I always find it funny how he either gets the girls to run in horror or luagh there Assess right into his bed), and finally we got the normal regulars with a mix of other people just enjoying there drinks.

"Yo Fred get me a Blue Moon on the house." "Sure I'll just charge you double for the next one" Fred replied to me as he got a me my draft."So how's it going bud the bar's doing pretty well tonight, everyones having a good time" I reach over to grab my beer, unfortunately Fred still reminds me "I'm going to need your card, no way am I letting you escape your tab again". "Yeah thanks Fred". Oh well gotta try. Now lets see where should i grace my presence today.

I'll go see my fellow Baseball loons its not like our team wins everday, just once a week, lols in my head. Alright time for everybody's favorite pass time baseball gibberish." Bam zoom straight to the outfeild." "You should call the cops, becuase their stealing bases and running home withem."" Your mother hits harder than that, give the bat a bat." "Who's the wise guy that yelled touchdown" "Mustard or Katchup tis the real question" " Dam it was a nice day for a game."

Now as much as I like shouting obscenities while drinking the gentleman within is calling. No, I dont mean I have to piss! Over yander in the corner of the bar I see a maiden all bye her lonesome, looking like she just wants someone to talk to her. If I was to describe her appearance in three words right now it would be Behemoth Pretty Face. No, I did not have a mental autocorrect If you ever played FF or MHW then you could tell she and the Behemoth lift at the same gym. Too Sum it up a white She-Hulk with a pretty face, Purple eyes (well thats unique),and Red hair. Now I'm not going over there to hulk smash, I just feel bad, it looks like most of the other paetrons are a little intimidated by her. Suantering right on up to her I hold out my right hand for a shake, while adjusting my imaginary cowboy hat with the left. " Howdy there little lassy, what's a nice girl like yourself doing here all your lonesem" Using my most comboyish voice possible of course. "Little, dont get that alot, don't tell me your into little ones like myself" She said while she stood up and man err woman did she stand. I'd give her nearly a foot on me and I'm standing proudly at 6ft and 1/36 of a inch. Gulp I'm almost intimidated myself.

" I just thought you looked a little lonely by yourself, my name's Aizen, how bout I buy you a drink" Looking straight in her face is kinda hard considering her rack is pretty much eye level. " Thanks for the drink "Bartender I'll take two Blue Moons on his tab" it's real nice of you to buy me a drink. Im not particularly lonely. Just most guys are scared." She startes her sentences pretty loud and confident but the last two were almost a whisper. Welp I can tell thats a sore subject so let's do to avoid that. "What brings you to the city, I know most people around this area yet we haven't met before." I say as I reach for one of the beers she order. " Ont ah, those are both for me, a girls gotta quench a thirst" She litterally slammed them back in single gulps. "Dam, I mean impressive"Fred can I get two more beers here". Smiling she thanks me for the refills, um not my intention, uh Fred is way to eager to add it to my tab." Fred two beers for ME this time please." Dam you Fred just wait till you get the tip.

"Aizen, who's this lovely lady your on a date with today" Shit shit the voice of the devil himself my best friend Jackson, the bad feeling of things about to go wrong is here. Litterally half of my adventures and almost all of my problems are cuased by him. "Hi, Jackson the name, I got to say Aizen not taking your date out on the dance floor, shame on you." Says him with a smile meaning I know you just met but I gotta do this anyway, not waiting for our responce he grabs our hands too drags us onto the dance floor. " Wait we're I.." Dam she's blushing ah shit I cant finish that sentence, who'd expect her to be shy after she was so free with my tab. It may just be my unreliable male intuition but she seems to be between hopeful and worried, she's fiddling her hair. " was just about to ask her to dance, obviously you can't go out without dancing, would you like to dance." Smiling she leans in with confidence that came back from nowhere " Dont guys usually ask something first?" "Um do you know how to dance?" "How about my name." Oh I'm an idiot. " Mildred, but I perfer Millie, well lets go dance. " MY ARM she yanks me another step onto the dance floor. Dancing to the music we keep about a a foot too two between us. She clearly is enjoying herself hopping and jumping around, surprisingly she dances as good as a normal girl, Bad Aizen shes is a normal girl just more exercised and with natural basketball player height, actually now thats she's starting to let loose she seems to be dancing better than most girls here. We dance for a couple minutes working up a sweat, well at least I am. CRASH! SHATTER! Everone turned to see Wasted Sally who just dropped a glass, ah even the Alpha Cougar can get embarrassed. Wait why is my hand moving my thoughs go at a break neck speed. Firm marshmallow, a high quality tempertic pillow, or an ass. GODDAMMIT JACKSON WHY WOULD HOW CAN YOU TIME IT PERFECT TOO PUSH MY HAND. Jackson smile is so evil I just want to punch him. Wait punch... Hand... ASS.....Who's. Oh god Millie does have a look in her eyes. If I had to describe this moment for some reason in my head I can hear

"Unleash the Kraken!"