Down in the realm of the destroyer- a lazy purple cat laid on his hammock as he began to watch some Anime.
It seems the Anime from Universe 6 had increased in quality after almost 40 years of revolution- He was currently binge-watching the entirety of Drag-So Ball, Naruto, Bleach, Attack on Titan, Fist of the Blue Sky, Black Clover and Parasyte.
He'd just finished his viewing of Death Note though he had to say the live portrayal was not so good- but the L was good, the only thing making the Movie decent was L's acting.
You see in Universe 6, the Earth had a few differences between his own Earth of Universe 7- One day Champa had invited him for some omlets and there he went to U6 Earth but the thing was in the middle of eating he was disturbed by some arrogant Lizard like evolved dinosaur beings that had started their own civilisation.
They tried to eat him- the arrogance and nerve of those Dinosaurs annoyed him so much so he eradicated the entire Dinosaur Race, and then some Hairless Apes halfway between Monkey and Human usurped the rule of Dinosaurs becoming the rulers of the food chain and gradually Evolution happened.
Causing them to be rid of their Animalistic instincts whilst becoming civilised. It seems the last of the Neanderthals mated with this new race and created the humans seen in Universe 6.
His own Universe took on a different approach as they were still Neanderthals but more evolved versions of them- this was why they tended to be able to break limits on their mortality and rise to immeasurable heights.
Since he'd eliminated Champa's Dinosaur Race he left them be in his own Earth as he felt it was cruel since his own Dino's hadn't done anything to him.
And then as if on cue- a loud gust of wind entered his ears, with a groan he got up.
Clearly it was his oaf of an incompetent brother, his very job was destruction yet he still managed to fail at it- hey at least he was more useful than Shin in his own Universe.
Lightly descending from his home he placed his hands on his back as Whis- joined him.
"Heyya Beerus- what took you so long? Sleeping like a douche-bag you are?"
Beerus- just grunted at his words, "Says the destroyer that can't even do something as simple as destroying planet's- competently, you always seem to destroy Galaxies by accident like an asshat."
"With the amount of Karma you've accumulated you'll probably be sent to Zeno's Unknown..."
"Hey Beerus- shush, and don't mention that Man-child, the mere thought of heading into his Unknown scares me- I mean that's where all the other Hakaishin's and Angel's head to once their jobs are over..."
"I'm staying on this realm- for a while more."
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"So Beerus- I don't wanna be the mean one here- but the way you keep on entering my Universe to watch Anime and read Manga is beginning to annoy me."
"It is my domain- you have your own earth head there you damn clown, emaciated like a damn spear."
Hearing this as if having been ticked off- Beerus- sighed, "You don't understand- no one understands, hah- I guess loneliness feels like this... My Earth is in the hands of a Saiyan called Kakarot."
"A- Sai- Saiyan!"
"Yes Champa, A Saiyan stronger than a Hakaishin- A mortal stronger than a g.o.d."
"-NANI!!-"
"Because of him I cannot taste the Earth's foods, or quench my thirst in their numerous carbonated beverages nor can I sink my teeth into their entertainment- What's good with owning something when you can't touch it!?"
"That cannot possibly be the truth- Right- Beerus- *Wink wink-!"
"I'm afraid what you've heard is right Lord Champa- Lord Beerus- has been bested by the very Saiyans he'd ordered to destroy- Ironic isn't it..."
Chuckled Whis as he laughed at his master's biggest failure- leading to his NEET-ish behaviour.
"Whis- pour me some Whiskey- so I can drown my sorrows of having no nice juicy, delicious Earth Steaks to eat."
Said a downed Beerus- seemingly having given up on life.
"If only I had your Earth replaced with mine in this Universe how much a cure that would be for me- Champs..."
"Wait Champs, you haven't called me that since we were children it's clear your really taken aback by this."
'So Beerus- wishes to replace Earths- And from what I'm gathering it's obvious he has extremely strong beings on his Planet, capable of demolishing even him in Mortal Combat- meaning if I find a replacement, I can get that sweet sweet vacation and P- I've been waiting 26 Billion Years For...'
"Hey Beerus- about-that Earth Swap I say it's a go- I'll get both Whis and Vados to transfer both Earth's and reassemble each Universes frequencies."
"Hmm- Yeah Yeah- Sure Man..."
Hearing this Whis frowned taking a look at his student now depressed pathetic life form.
With a wave of his hand the Earth was moved and then with another from Vados the frequencies began to change allowing this exchange without disrupting any dimensional barriers created by the Daishinkan user the orders of Lord Zeno.
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-Goku's Earth:-
Back on Earth Goku was Fishing with Uub as he taught him the basics of how to fish and what signs to look out for- that is until he felt a weird sound in the air before it went back to normal.
Not understanding what happened he activated his Ki Sense and scoured the now unfamiliar Universe?
King Kai was not here and so he felt that it was empty when trying to contact him- until he put some force through it.
Finally he reached King Kai after exiting the known Universes Bounds before then breaking multiple dimensional gates filled with dark matter.
Finally he found him- 'King Kai- are you there, listen to me it's important.'
'Hello this is King Kai's Telepathic Land Line- Please Call Later as North Kai is busy using his Transport Services...'
"Transport my ass- this fool just doesn't wanna talk- oh forget it - I'll just talk to someone else higher in authority- Beerus- Should be high enough...".
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