"Hmm it seems Rias has broken the order given to her and has had intercourse with another, how will I explain this to the Phenex Family now."
"Damn the sh*tbag who dares to take away me sisters purity just watch Low class I will arrive and defeat you with humiliation to the peak so much so that you kneel down to me Sirzech's Lucifer!!"
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After he had got up and washed himself Issei headed off to the kitchen for some breakfast as his mom and dad had already appeared there, with Father Hyoudou reading his newspaper as Mother Hyoudou was serving breakfast to everyone.
And the scene felt normal like it always happened though with the addition of the red head, and it seems that my parents had gotten used to her presence though at first I was beaten by my mother for not using a condom though after a while I was accepted again into the family.
"Darling does the red ribbon suit me."
"It's cute."
'Mou, he's being so unfair today, even calling me cute..'
As I sat down next to the red head, she immediately brought out her chopsticks as she began picking up some rice as she leaned in closer to me, motioning me to open wide, "Say aghh, darling, open wide."
Hearing this I did as I was told and opened up my mouth as I felt that she gave me some natto and rice, and I could feel some grilled fish as well, and as expected of my mother she made it delicious so delicious in fact that I had to say it to her, "Thanks mum, for the breakfast it's delicious..."
As a radiant smile formed on my face, seeing this Red beside me began laughing maybe because of my goofy smile, but then my mum suddenly said, "Issei-kun I wasn't the one who made breakfast it was my daughter-in-law, now thank her and quickly head to school you two or you'll be late, and dear tell me if Baka-Sei picks on you I'll deal with the numbskull."
"Hahahaha.."
Echoed out the laughter as Red began laughing at how my mother reprimanded me, "Sure mum, I'll inform you if Baka-Sei picks on me."
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After that me and Red headed off to school as she merrily grabbed onto my hand and never let go as we both walked to school she had a vibrant smile on her face as if it was the most enjoyable thing to do in life. Seeing this I merely nodded as I headed off to school with her.
It seemed that first period was Maths, as Kabuto-Sensei began lecturing us on how to answer exam questions quick and efficiently and because of his natural long silver hair and good looks he was quite popular with the students as every time he looked towards us he pushed his glasses upwards towards his nose ridge causing "Kimochi, hehehe" to come out from the girls as they stared at Kabuto-Sensei as if he was a treat, not gonna lie I felt sorry for the guy what with all these high school girls burning holes in your body with their analytical eyes.
Second period was as you guessed it English my favourite lesson, as all I needed to do was just chill in my seat as I had learnt all the languages of Kami's mind As Ellen Baker-Sensei let me do as I please as at first she thought I was merely bluffing until I got 74% on my English test and after that she let me off to do what I wanted.
And logically as a teenager I hurried to the computers as I began playing some Deathnite, it was a first person shooter though it was also a battle royale and it was quite fun to play to be honest, though it was a bit of a grind to tier up within the game.
I enjoyed it nonetheless, as I expertly sniped someone from afar, it was funny as the guys mic was on as he began rage quitting as his baritone voice echoed out causing innumerable people to laugh at him, and I even sent him a message with, [Death Is Inevitable] a quote from my purple skinned and Yeezy chinned friend the 'Mad Titan!'
After a while of this it was finally lunch time as I headed off to the Sakura blossoms as I laid down upon the soft velvety ground with a smile upon my face looking at the pinkish white petals fluttering about brought my smile to form even more as I began feeling extremely positive almost like the trees had a soothing effect upon my mind.
Now that I think about it maybe, just maybe I was too harsh on Whis and Beerus, I mean they were only doing their job after all who was I to stop them. I felt bad about beating them to a pulp as my mind had become cloudy filled with thunder and lightning and rage.
But this vegetation brought my mind to a positive light as I brushed past the negative, you see I was waiting for Red as she made lunch for us though she hadn't arrived yet as I merely skipped P.E I mean Lin Fan-Sensei was a bit too much of an 'M' if you know what I mean as Guy-Sensei was also a bit weird always spouting out, "Youth, now is the time to embrace Youth..." as miraculously a sunset appeared before him.
The two were truly a match made in combat as they loved training intensely and breaking their bones as they competed against each other with Guy-Sensei even declaring Lin Fan-Sensei as his, "You are my friend... You are my eternal rival of Youth!!"
As it was getting too hectic I merely made my way out. But randomly my left hand began glowing with a red light, it was a sign that someone had summoned me just now, as I warped over to the location ready for my next mission.
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"Hi-Yaa, anybody home... I'm your friendly neighborhood Devil-san may I ask where are you the summoner who summoned the great me Noobmaster69..."
"That's strange there's no reply, who could be so insolent as to not answer my calls... As I saw the houses door it was littered in grafitty with things like, {Go die you demon... You killed my parents... My brother was killed by you... I hate you... I hate you... I HATE YOUUU!!!}
{EVIL DEMON FOX... GO BACK TO YOUR MONSTER VILLAGE YOU NINETAILED SH*TBAG...!!}
And even more stuff was on the house door though I preferred not to read it out as I saw that inside was a little boy about the age of 4-5 collapsed onto the ground as I smelt a faint odour from the milk carton next to him.
'Out of date' it seemed it was as the boy had fainted onto the cold floor free from any heating as it felt like winter up here.
But then suddenly my eyes widened as my face turned into a frown, "That... Stench..."
"Uggghh..." Was the sound that came out of me as I inhaled a massive fart by accident quickly I used a kiai to get rid of the stench and it was gone though it seemed that the milk really wasn't good for the boy as it made him let out a monster class fart while unconscious thinking about this I gained the chills as if an unconscious fart was this powerful imagine a conscious fart.