The God of Earth was stupefied, how was he compared to a video game character?! How infuriating!
"Listen here, human" The God of Earth tried to control his swelling anger, "These are just random builds and clothing that I picked. If you are unsatisfied, I can get changed."
"Yeah, yeah," John Carper finally recovered from laughing, "Please change something else before my kidneys fall off."
The God of Earth levitated a bit higher and wisps of fog concealed him. Then, it dispersed very quick and an old man with a beard floated down. He wore a humble face with a green and gold robe clothed on him.
"Is this okay?" The God of Earth said, only to find that John is laughing his teeth off.
"HOLY F#CK!!" John losing his balls, "YOU ARE THE RIP OFF CHINESE VERSION OF PROFESSOR OAK!!!! HURRY UP AND CATCH YOUR POK#MON WITH YOUR BALLS!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!"
The God of Earth looked at John with such anger, he has never been humiliated this badly, not even the God of Alcohol could, but this mere human made him nearly lose his balls!
John was still laughing his tummy off when he finally closely saw all of the other gods. The instant he saw the whole group, he nearly cried his eyes out.
"HOLY F#CK!!!" John cried like a lunatic and pointed to an Asian God third last to the right, "WHY ARE YOU A CROSS-OVER OF JACKIE CHAN AND BRUCE LEE?!!!!!"
Then John pointed to a Goddess on the left, "AND YOU ARE A MASH-UP OF LARA CROFT AND D.VA!!!! ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO DRESS UP PROPERLY???!!!"
"AND YOU, ARE YOU PO FROM KUNG F# PA#DA OR A MUTANT NINJA TURTLE?"
"ARE YOU TRYING TO COS-PLAY AS PAC-MAN OR MEGA-MAN??!!!!
"WHICH RODENT ARE YOU TRYING TO BE???!!! RATATOUIL#E OR MICK#Y MOUSE
"WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE DAFFY DUCK TRYING TO BE DONALD DUCK???!!!
"AND YOU!!!! F#CK OFF, WE HAVE ENOUGH R#PE FROM RONALD MCDONALD!!!!
"IS THIS A F#CKING GROUP OF GODS OR SH#TTY COS-PLAYERS???!!!! EVEN PRIMARY STUDENTS DRESSED AS GHOST ARE EVEN BETTER THEN YOU!!!!!"
The Group of Gods were mortified by John Carper. They were supreme beings and they are being pummeled by a lowly human because of their appearance.
"You damn human," all the deities exclaimed, "You are given a chance to meet us and yet, you humiliate us!" They all released terrifying pressure, enough to even level Mt. Everest flat.
Yet, John Carper wasn't affected at all. He was thinking where the f#ck is the Drunken God. No matter if it is the European or Asian Mythology, they all have a drunk a## god, yet John hasn't seen that god yet. Hopefully, he looked like an old man with his whisky bottle.
"Stop thinking about The God of Alcohol," The God of Earth interrupted, "Watch your mouth before you offend us."
"Offend you?" John said sarcastically, "Not my fault that you guys have a sh#t sense of fashion when you look on the internet!"
"The kid does have a point."
A humble voice sounded behind John Carper and he turned around.
"Why are you guys here?" The God of Earth got agitated, "I thought you would get into a coma for a week because of Over-drink October."
"Well, we are back!" the humble voiced again, "I did tell you to use your imagination for your costumes, not using the internet. Glad none of you are porn stars."
There were three men behind John Carper, all three were Gods and blasted a stunning aura with a beverage in their hands.
The God on the left was a British gentleman, topped with a black top-hat and a monocle. He held a cup of tea that had the same amount of steam as a volcano.
The God in the middle was a drunken c#nt, had a mullet hairstyle with outback farm clothes. He had a green beer can, probably the famous V#ctoria Bi#ter.
The last God was a western cowboy, had his crazy hat and holsters on the sides. He held a glass of alcohol, probably empty and ready for a f#cking bar fight.
No matter what God they were, John still liked them at first glance. At least they were better in appearance then a bunch of cos-players!