"If I am good, will you let me do you tonight?" Li Jun asked seriously.
" I have not seen such a horny-sick man in my life" Yu Yan said calmly not bothered by his antics.
"Glad to be the first one" Li Jun answered without missing a beat.
Yu Yan sighed.It was not like she could not understand him but what else could she do? It was doctor's orders. Li Jun was sick from being overworked.Having sex was literally pushing him to his death. No, she needed to be tough to make it pass the one week mark by any means necessary.
"I am having my period" She made an excuse ,out of nowhere.
"Ei my dear wife gets her period two times in a month..omg" Li Jun said dryly calling out her lies.
"My body hurts since this morning" She tried again.
"Sex is a good pain killer.You can look it up if you don't believe me" Came the reply from her shoulder.
"Really? " Yu Yan asked intrigued at this information.
"Yep! it might help me get better faster too" Li Jun said with enthusiasm finally looking up after getting a positive response from Yu Yan. Even a quickie right now wouldn't be so bad.
Yu Yan's brown eyes studied Li Jun's black ones for a moment.
"Does it cure cancer too?" She asked in a dangerous tone.
Li Jun's expression dropped. He had too much hope on her naivety. " Maybe?" He answered nonetheless.
"What a lying bastard" Yu Yan scolded. " No sex for a week,that's final.. And Let go. I need to go get you your medicine"
Li Jun pouted.
"Ask someone to get it. You should stay here with me. There are three very bad men out there" Li Jun hugged her tightly not letting her go.
"Don't be ridiculous. Let go" Yu Yan struggled.
"I WON'T" Li Jun kept hugging her and remained rooted to the bed.
"What will your friends think? We are the host. We have a duty to our guest" Yu Yan struggled.
"The butler will take care of them. It's not the first time Chongkun and Jian has stayed in one of our houses"
The two men had not stayed at moon palace before today but they had stayed at his other residences all over the world. It was not a big deal to Li Jun.
" What about Ty Miguel. He is new and must be feeling awkward to be left alone by the hosts of the house" Yu Yan felt really weird letting the men roam around without guide in her home.
"You are thinking too much.They will never think that way. Also, I don't like Miguel Ty.Stay away from him" Li Jun was serious.
"Well.. I like him. He is nice. He promised to tell me lots of horror stories from the Philippines later" Yu Yan smiled in anticipation.
"How come you like everyone but me. The first time you met me, you hated my guts" Li Jun complained still holding her.
"No.No. You remember it wrong. I liked you since the first time. What are you even saying? It was you who didnt even talk to me because i was a waitress" Yu Yan smiled remembering that night.
"I fell inlove with you at first sight. It was you who didn't like me. What a liar" Li Jun playfully bit her shoulder remembering his hardship.
"Oww..hahahha.. ok.ok. but u didn't fall for me at first sight either" Yu Yan Laughed feeling ticklish by Li Jun's gentle gnawing on her shoulder.
"I did fall in love with you at first sight, I just hadn't realised it at that time" Li Jun said the truth. If he really thought about it, he really had been drawned towards her like a magnet from the moment he had seen her. It really had been love at first sight for him.
Yu Yan laughed at his confession.
"Don't laugh" Li Jun scolded feeling a tad bit embarrassed.
" I am not laughing at you.I am laughing with you" She lied. This kind of expression really did not suit her macho husband. When he had courted her initially, he had tried to even kidnap her. Now, he was as tame as a puppy. Her own adorable puppy.
Li Jun bugged her until she relented and stayed beside Li Jun.
A maid brought in his medicine, which was only an elaborate tea... courtesy of uncle Kao.
Yu Yan told Li Jun to go to sleep and he slept holding her.
Yu Yan tried to stay awake but taking care of Li Jun for the whole night had taken a toll on her... she was lightly snoring after a few minutes.
Li Jun opened his eyes as her breathing even out and walked out of his room wearing a black robe over his white sleepwear.
He first went in search of Uncle Kao. He found him in the first place he looked- at his library room.
"Having fun? Uncle Kao?" Li Jun began as he neared him and picked up a book from the table written by a famous herbalist.
"Eh ?Jun? What are you going here?" The plump man looked up from the table?
"It's my house" Li Jun reminded him calmly.
"Oh?" The older man looked around. It indeed was not his house. " Hummm.. I lost track of myself again.Old age is difficult" Uncle Kao grimaced as he yawned and stretched his knotted body. How long had he been in this room?
"If you don't want your old age to get more difficult than it already is.Go renege your advice to my wife. Enough with your pranks" Li Jun said as he pointed at the library door.
"What are you saying?" Uncle Kao was honestly confused..
"You dont know?" Li Jun glared.
Uncle Kao racked his brain trying to think about what he meant but could not come up with an answer.
"I AM TALKING ABOUT YOUR ORDERS TO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ME FOR A WEEK!!" Li Jun yelled. Li Jun was so annoyed. Try having blue balls old man..he wanted to yell as well.
Light bulb went on in the old man's head.
'Damn, that girl betrayed me?' Uncle Kao was so disappointed in Yu Yan.
"Yes, she told me" Li Jun knew what the old man was thinking... he smirked.
"But.I didn't say anything like that to her. Come lets go and asked her if i did" Uncle Kao expertly called out Li Jun's bluff.
Li Jun pressed his temple with his one hand and stopped uncle Kao with his other hand.
"Wait a second. She is asleep right now" Li Jun said dropping the act.
Uncle Kao looked at him with an innocent face.
"Are you sure you didn't give her such an advice?" Li Jun asked in a deep voice.
"Why would i do such a thing to you? Aish... no trust this days" Uncle Kao sat down again in his chair and told him to go away.
Li Jun looked at him suspiciously. He was 90 percent sure that Yu Yan would not come up with an idea like this.Someone had to had put it into her head. He was still suspicious of the old man as he left.
Next he went to search for his friends.
He found them in a place where he wish he hadn't.