"Are you retarded? Just think about it… There is no Log Off button so you can't log off from this thing and I don't see any easy way out from here. There is also no summoning circle or supernatural gate where we can find our way back! Or Magicians or Summoners that we can ask. Just tell me… Just how we can come back, dammit."
Zetta stand and yelled at the shorter hair. Her eyes are furious with a hint of desperation and sorrow. It was moist.
"Just… just… Still we don't know I we don't try! Why you must scare the other?"
Shin yelled back not want to be conceded.
"It's useless talking with you. You just a naïve brat…"
Zetta back to her previous resting position while covering her eyes with her arm.
"Why you!"
"Stop. Shin… It's all right…"
Ateijuk try to held Shin that try to rush into Zetta.
"It's not all right. Atei! This auntie better stop talking nonsense or else…"
"Auntie…? Watch what you said! I'm still a 21 year old pure maiden you second-rate Pretty Boy knockoff!"
Zetta yelled furiously. Ehthan want to retort so many things that he just keep quiet.
"Now... Now… I know we are all a little agitated and confused…. But fighting won't solve anything, so threw away all of the animosity allright?"
Ateijuk stand between the two other and try to instill some order in the yelling contest.
*Humph* Shin and Zetta throw away their face in opposite direction. What is this? Elementary Grade children's fighting? Ehthan want to retort this but he afraid of the consequences... 『Girls are scary』 that was the Ultimate Life Fact #1 that he learned the hard way when he was just a kindergardener.
After waiting the condition to calm down and sighed deeply, Ehthan try to establish proper and civilized, yelling-free, conversation.
"I always think that the loud brat Shin is a dim-witted boy, but I was wrong… It's a brainless boy instead… Talk about disappointment." (Zetta)
"What did you just said? Granny." (Shin)
"Look at the mirror first, vulgar brat." (Zetta)
"Now... now… guys... stop fighting... talk to each other nicely, okay? There is a guy watching in here, you know. Restrain yourself." (Ateijuk)
'Zetta, I implore you, please don't bring me into this pointless fight.' (Ehthan's Inner Monologue)
*humph* Both of Shin and Zettahyne is still pouting their faces... What are you? Kindergartener? Ehthan want to retort again, but he just yells it in the vastness of his big open heart. 『Don't involve yourself in a girl' fight』. He learns this Ultimate Life Fact #9 the hard way when he was just a third grader in elementary school.
"Ah… Let's us introduce ourselves once more. My name is Ytar Sudovar. My character name is Shin. You can call me The Amazing Glorious Slayer of Stupid and Disappointing Bosses Minions.
"Hey wait… you brat… No real name! It's the online game greatest taboo!"
Zetta reply in disbelief. This noob just break one of the Ten Commandments of Netgaming: You shall not take the name of REAL-ID in vain; for THE NET will not hold it untouched for they who takes their REAL-ID in vain.
"Well… We're not really in the game... If the situation is like this… I think it was prudent to introduce myself... The real me. My name is Ahnuhc Ehthan . You can call me with Ehthan or Ateijuk. I'm okay with both options and no need for formalities, we're comrade in arms after all, even if it was just in the game.."
Well his in-game nickname Ateijuk is just a contraction of his real name, Ehthan Ahnuhc. Sorry for his lack of naming sense.
"Otomiya Nozomi. Called me by my real name and I'll strike you with Catastrophe level magic!!! Just called me Zetta or whatever!"
Said Zetta unenthusiastically. 'If you that so oppose the usage of real name, why do you tell it?' Ehthan didn't understand.
"Hmmm... 1, 2, 3, and 4. The 『Guardian』 Zetta said that there are 4 of High Lords. We seem to missed one."
Shin asked while putting tilting his head in a rather painfully-cute way.
"Yes. Now that Shin-chan mentioned it. Where is Talwin, Ehthan-kun?"
Zetta interrupt Ehthan and Shin conversation.
"Did she receive the message?"
Shin asked Ehthan who now sport a rather peculiar resigned smile.
"We all get a guild announcement window with sound effects. So she should be here." (Zetta)
"Yes. Mainly, since Ehthan-kun is here." (Zetta)
*ring*
"What do you mean ?" (Shin)
*ring ring*
"Well... Talwin is Ehthan wi..." (Zetta)
*ring ring ring*
"Hmm? Do you hear that?"
Interject Ehthan suddenly; he heard an out of place ringtone in his ear.
"Ha? Hear what?" (Zetta)
"Wait a minute... Now this is ridiculous..."
Ehthan want to laugh after he noticed a window that's not there before.
"What?"
The others didn't understand since they can't see the window he sees. A window that resemble a basic phone window:
[Talwin – PHONECALL]
[Voice Only]
[RECEIVE] [REJECT]
[REJECT WITH MESSAGE]
[Loudspeaker: OFF]
"Let me receive the 『Phonecall』 first..."
Ehthan press the receive button.
"Phone? Are there are such features?" (Zetta)
"Beats me..." (Shin)
*Accept*
"Hello...?" (Talwin)
A sweet girly voice can be heard from the other side, speaking directly to his ear. Ehthan wonder if this 『Phonecall』 feature functions like a normal phone.
"Hello. Talwin? Where are you now?"
Ehthan try to speak normally, wondering if Talwin can hear his voice.
"Eto... eto..."
It seems Talwin can hear him properly.
"Yes?" (Ehthan)
"Dear Husband... It seems that your dearest loveliest wife has a very little problem."
Talwin then gives a rather small laugh.
That's right; Talwin is Ehthan in-game wife whom his character married more than one year ago.
'For some reason... I wonder why I married her in the first place...'