They feared me. Ran away when they heard of me. Was I that scary?
Commander said, " You'll get cavities. But that's besides the point."
"Have you thought of how you will die? I wish my death is of use to my nation."
I pondered and pondered. "I will die for candy. If you give me one that can move me to tears, I promise I'll let you take my head."
It was a genuine wish. The enemy soldiers were ecstatic. So they dropped their weapons against us and the womenfolk became soldiers with a mission. It was chaos on every side.
Commander found it really amusing and irritating. He said he wanted to teach me a lesson but I was faster. I ran. My sugar rush was at its peak.