Alphonse grinning widely in his sleep, it seems he's enjoying his perverted dream after last night incident until he heard someone scream.
"Ahhhhh!!!!!"
Early in the morning an earth piercing scream resounded in the entire apartement as i hastily jumped from sofa
"what happen? fire? earthquake?" i stupidly looking the surrounding area and saw the drunk woman from yesterday covered her body with blanket.
"You rogue! scoundrel! animal!" she screamed angrily while pointing at my pants
I suddenly realised my little brother were standing proudly between my legs.
"No i don't have any bad toughs! it's just man's normal reaction in the morning" i hurriedly explained while covering my pants.
"Then whoose blood is this?!" she screamed while pointing the bed
I stunned when i saw the bed actually stained with red blood. Am i sleepwalking and end up fucking her in my dream? if it's so then it more appropriate to call it sleepfucking instead sleepwalking. wait wait wait no way something good like that only happened to lucky protagonist in novel, i need to clear the misunderstanding right now.
Before Al could explain anything the woman started to cry loudly "*sob *sob it's my first time wuu wuu" Al begin to panic as the woman started to cried. He don't have any experience to handle a woman to begin with.
"No no no this is definitely misunderstanding! I swear i never done anything to you! (yet)" Al hurriedly explained in fear his neighbour hear her cry.
Seeing Al panicked expression the woman started to believe him a little bit
"Now that i think about it, if he really take my first time why i don't feel any pain at all?" the woman secretly toughts. She suddenly remembered that it seems today is the time her menstruation circle come. As she recalled previous incident she started to blush.
Seeing the woman stopped crying Al gently patted his chest breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hey miss if you already realised what's going on you should apologize to me, what if my neighbour started to missunderstanding me because of this?" Al said annoyedly.
"Humph! Who want to apologize to pervert like you?" She unreasonably explained in order to cover her embarrasement.
"Why do you keep calling me pervert? I'am a proper and gentle man" Al produly patted his chest
"Hmph! this morning you must be dreaming something pervert about me, otherwise why did you grinning while asleep?" She snorted in disdain.
That sentence makes Al speechless because he did dream something lewd last night.
"If you don't believe it i can swear to God i never have perverted toughts about you" I don't believe in God anyway, Al shamelessly murmured.
"Fine! if you are not pervert then you are gay!" it seems in her dictionary there are 2 type of men. Either he is perverted bastard or he is gay. (Author notes:this girl is not wrong tough")
"......" at this time Al Found the reason why a man always lose when arguing with woman.
"Allright i will forgive you this time, but don't let me meet you again otherwise... Hmph!"
Al smiled bitterly and secretly screamed in his heart "But I'am the one who help you ah! why did she treat me like criminally instead! God this is simply too illogical ah!" oh wait... i forgot that i didn't believe in god anyway.
When the woman heading out from his room Al hurriedly asked, "Hey what's your name? you should at least telling your name to your saviour right?"
"My name is Song Yau, i don't want to know your name anyway because i doubt we will meet again" she just walked out and calling a taxi.
"What a bizzare morning, well better forget it and play Grand Fantasia instead" Al shaking his head and started to wear his helmet to enter the game world