after the beating they gave me ... they left me as nami to luffy in one piece, well apart from the initial shock ... I found myself surrounded by the four women who reside in my house -it seems more like their house, but well- almost as the inquisition began the interrogation
naoru: hey and the girls? ...
mikoto: they left they said they wanted to go see their friend ...
tsume: so ...
naoru: quee? ...
tsunade: tell us all your assets ...
naoru: do I have to?
mikoto: it was the treatment for not castrating you ...
naoru: well, I am more than 500 years old, for which I have had time to make a great fortune, I have been in all the shinobi villages, I have summer houses in all of them, I have 19 small hospitals, 5 medium and 1 large one which is located in Kirigakure ... I was going to do the latter here in Konoha but due to ... technical problems I couldn't do it ... I also have various businesses, from sawmills, metal refineries, mines of all metals, buildings of apartments, I also have libraries ... -by the way, the damned Jiraiya has not sent the manuscript of his novel -... also film studios ... and some banks ... in addition to the inheritance of my parents and my grandparents ... I would say that I have not spent it even in 20 lives ... why do they have those faces? ... hey? ... I'd better leave them to say what I told them ...
plack (this, according to me, is the sound of a palm on your shoulder)
tsunade: good, good mister rich ... there is something else you have to do, right?
naoru: what? ...
tsunade: well, there is a bet you have to pay, right?
naoru: but ... but ...
tsume: but what? ...
naoru: ehh ... itachi is not here, so I should not pay the bet until he returns ...
mikoto: don't worry, we're witnessing ... taking out a miniskirt and blouse ...
tsunade: yes, we are here ... taking off underwear ...
tsume: don't worry, just leave it in our hands ... taking out strings and makeup ...
naoru: wait, ok I will but let me 1 hour to change ...
kushina: but ..
tsume: when did you arrive? ...
kushina: since your report started, but they didn't notice me -ttebane 😔
tsunade: ok ... half an hour, we want to see you in women's clothes ...
naoru: why so much interest in seeing me like this? ...
kushina: well ... why yes
naoru: ahh, okay ...
my face had already returned to normal, my regenerative factor is almost as strong as that of van of the 7 sins ... not at the level that I can amputate my limbs and they grow back, but if the wounds heal much more quick ... well, from the awards that the system has given me over the years, it seems that the bum has a fixation with yuko from xxxholic, because all missions are rewarded with a kimono of the ones she used, I am not complaining because looking at the specifications, it seems that I was going to war when I received a client ... for example the dress that she was wearing when she received Shaoran was a gift from Buddha and it has a defense of 3,500 besides that they cannot curse you , nor poison you ... the one I'm going to use now is a white one, this was a gift from deus ex machina, it has protection against the laws of time and space, so if minato wants to ambush him, he can't even teleport to my location with their special kunais

This kimono is white with a purple flower print (embroidery), when I trained with my grandmother Azumi in uzu, she always said that she needed to learn how to camouflage myself without the need for chakra, she said that many of her companions were useless without chakra and did not want That I was like them, that's why he taught me all kinds of things like cooking in the middle of the forest, hunting without chakra, stealth without jutsus and finally makeup, I don't know why but I had the strong belief that changing gender could escape, this Last to mislead the trackers by completely hiding the chakra that emanates from the body, that's why the control of the chakra level if you do not pass the cliff you die ...
well, the first thing is to dust off the kimono, the truth is very nice, now choose the hairpins that will hold the hair, I chose a trio of them were the most discreet, three needles of about 8 centimeters of black color with butterfly decorations and some red ribbons at the ends, I still remember the problem that is putting on a full kimono, the only good thing is that I don't have to hide a bust since this type of clothing hides it very well, it would be very stupid to put on some bags of water or dumplings so that I have something, but on second thought I can say that I am a relative of the Haruno anyway they have nothing hahahahaha ... the obi is the most problematic because you have to turn it to the beat so that it does not come back to you unbutton, besides that sometimes it stays with some buns and you have to do it again otherwise it will be bothering you all the time you have it on ...
finally everything is in place and I only spent 20 minutes ... first the makeup, it was a simple one only so they do not realize that I am a man, sharpening my features, blurring my eyebrows a little and a little base, in the lips a dark red lipstick ... well it only takes 8 minutes, I don't know why women have so much trouble, my grandmother did it in 23 ... seconds and she looked very beautiful ... lastly my hair which was just a high ponytail, the first two needles I put on both sides of the base of the ponytail and the last one in the middle of it, lastly I made my hair blue, it's not my favorite color ...

TOCK TOCK ...
tsunade: already? ... it's time ...
naoru: ok, i'm coming wait for me in the room ...
-well, to work ... 😥
pov girls ...
tsunade: it's already late ....
tsume: it is not gone, I can smell its essence ...
kushina: hey, they thought he could get revenge on us ...
mikoto: ... ... ... ... worth it
tsunade: ok, it's coming ...
the gaze of all of them went to the staircase, seeing how the slim and straight back descended the stairs, with the grace of nobility and with the firmness of a king ... each step she took was like a sound of breaking in her hearts ... the incarnate beauty, nothing else could be said ... her clothes, her face and body were only proportioned to the perfect measure
tsunade: cough ... (spitting blood)
mikoto: tsunade-sensei !!!! ... cough ...
tsume: grrrrrr ... my instinct says to attack him ...
kushina: damn ... pock (falling faint)
tsume: kushina, resist ...
naoru: they are exaggerated ...
tsunade: I don't know why but I feel ashamed of being a woman in front of him ...
mikoto: the worst thing is that I know he's a man but I'm still jealous ...
tsume: we have lost girls ... (falling to her knee)
naoru: they already finished their little theater ... I'm leaving, by the way today naru-chan has an exam, they should go to support him
end guys