************** konoha- central park ***********************
I was made of stone, by the declaration of the girl, but while I was in my world scold dome for having screwed, from a few meters came another girl but this one had black hair, next to her came another who had dark brown hair and some marks of fangs on the cheeks
******: TABLE, SO HERE ARE YOU
kushina: ahhh damn you udders, why do you say tablaaa
******: and how should I tell you ... and do not tell me udders table
kushina: I do not care what you say ubress
*****: stop talking table, and ... who is he? ... (pointing to me)
kushina: (proud) my future husband
******: a no table, because the cute guy should be the husband of a table like you
kushina: udres I told you not to tell me table
while they were in a fight, girls, words I was sitting on the bench watching how to resolve this situation, weeeee I'm making Naruto not born, that will ruin space and time causing them to restart the world
Due to my mental delusions, I did not see when the last of the small ones was approaching me, when I was near my neck he opened his small jaw and bit me
naoru: auch ... what's wrong with you?
*****: I will not let kushina and mikoto overtake me, you will also be my husband
mikoto: AHHHHH, tsume bitch, leave it
kushina: bitch, leave my husband
tsume: hmm, it's mine
mikoto: you want to fight bitch
while they were engaged in another war of words I was, watching how the little ones were fighting, rubbing my neck where the bite mark was
naoru: okay, girls, calm down, first I am very big for you and it would be better if you wait a few more years so that you are thinking about getting married ... you do not want to be very strong kunoichis
all: HAAAAAAIII
mikoto: but ... but
naoru: it's okay to do this, I have to make a long and long trip away from this village and I do not know how long it will last, but I will return to the village, if I come and they are still waiting for me I will marry you, done?
mikoto: I'll wait for you ... by the way, what's your name?
naoru: HAHAHA, you should not ask before committing to me? ... I'm naoru a lot of pleasure -tebane, hell I thought I had left the crutch
kushina: ohhhh, are uzumaki?
naoru: yes and no, I have part of the uzumaki blood through my grandmother
tsume: but will you marry all?
naoru: if that is what you want, besides that I have other wives more than you should know ... by the way they get along with everyone so you must do it too
mikoto: okay ... as long as you're strong, so the elders of my clan will not be upset by my decision
tsume: you smell like alpha so you will also be satisfied with my decision
naoru: (alpha? ... ju is for you?)
(ju: clear that if useless, I am the king of the wolves, and my chakra is filtering again from you, I mean you have or you feel like the king in front of less thinking animals or as she told you the alpha)
naoru: (okkeyyy) well girls it was nice to meet you, let me give you a council there will be people who will give you joys, you will meet thousands of people, some different ones, but there will be a special person that will make you very happy, do not let this promise prevent feelings
mikoto: no, I'll wait for you
kushina: I'm the same
tsume: I will not let another take away what is mine
naoru: remember my words girls, well it's fine I have to leave or if not your hokage, explode why I stay here ... goodbye girls
leaving thinking to the girls I moved away from there without more to say while behind me they started playing with other children
************ present (somewhere in the elemental continent) ************
I was in different places, on my trip to some hot springs in the fog country, I helped in the reconstruction works in uzu, I went to see different of my business in iwa and kumo, the latter was difficult to enter because the first raikage I was still upset about his defeat and I attribute everything to me if I had an arrest warrant in kumo and iwa for that situation
help some sons of daimyos, with classes of politics and writing, leaving aside that I also have political power in all nations, not so much to influence their decision but to do me favors, that's how I was able to enter those villages, the second tsuchikage, it was a pain in the ass because the damn could see who was but as he was with the daimyo could not do anything
I settled in kumo for a year until now that I am being escorted by kumo ninjas because they discovered me and they take me with the raikage, I did not want to do anything because I know I can kill the whole village but it's not my style, good if I've killed hundreds ... thousands of ninjas but I do not feel like killing kumo until they can not anymore so I went with them, you only see that they were surprised, because their faces became very happy when I told them I was going to go with they
arriving at the raikage tower (I do not know why it's always a tower, I prefer a luxury house but good), they took me to their office, by the way I do not have wives or anything because they know they do not work with me
TOCK TOCK
RAIKAGE: PASS
naoru: heyyy, how are you aaaa-channnn
raikage: tuuu, why are you here
naoru: he was not at my house here in kumo when your ninjas told me to accompany them
When I said this, I look at them with murderous eyes, to which they had fallen shoulders, diverting their eyes
raikage: and what do you want here in kumo?
naoru: nothing, I just came to spend the holidays here, why?
raikage: I want everything that has to do with you to go
naoru: well, then I will take the hospital, the bank, the different bars and restaurants, in addition to the weapons forges that I established here and also since I'm going with the bank you must liquidate me the debts that all their shinobis and the village as soon as possible if I do not tell the daimyo that they do not want to pay me
raikage: (with the white face) (addressing a winged guy of him) how much it would affect us
secretary: the village would be bankrupt, raikage-sama
raikage: you just want to stay to live?
naoru: if it does not affect anyone, you can also ask me to please put some defenses around your village for greater protection
raikage: it's okay, it can be removed
and so I was living in kumo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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