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Chapter 2 - Chapter 002

"Hey man, I did not even eat A bean burrito today!"

The moment passes as this has become a running joke in the group, and they continue the game of cards. Sarkare wins the pot and they start to pack up, when the radio comes on with George W. Bush 9/11 speech coming on.

"Good evening. Today, our fellow citizens, our way of life, our very freedom came under attack in a series of deliberate and deadly terrorist acts. The victims were in airplanes, or in their offices; secretaries, businessmen and women, military and federal workers; moms and dads, friends and neighbors. Thousands of lives were suddenly ended by evil, despicable acts of terror.

The pictures of airplanes flying into buildings, fires burning, huge structures collapsing, have filled us with disbelief, terrible sadness, and a quiet, unyielding an--"

"RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP" Timothy's fart cut through the speech and this was only the start.

— Jun 16th, 2002 His fart interrupted his High School graduation ceremony,

— May 08th, 2008 His fart interrupted his 6 year College graduation ceremony

— His first Job interview

— His grandfather's funeral

— His sister Joanna's wedding

and many many more